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The truth about Lena Dunham's shockingly vulgar Taylor Swift wedding speech… it's just so revealing: CAROLINE BULLOCK

It felt like day 92 of the unending saga that has become the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce nuptials, and after a Dior dress, destination decoys and deftly timed dis...

The truth about Lena Dunham's shockingly vulgar Taylor Swift wedding speech… it's just so revealing: CAROLINE BULLOCK
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It felt like day 92 of the unending saga that has become the /Travis Kelce nuptials, and after a Dior dress, destination decoys and deftly timed disclosures, what could be better than a crude speech from ?

That's what the couple's families and friends were treated to during their rehearsal dinner on Thursday inside Madison Square Garden's Infosys Theater in , according to an insider.

As guests chowed down on posh Italian fare, 40-year-old actress and writer Dunham attempted to deliver her own gut-buster with this cringey punchline: 'American football is just straight guys reenacting gay porn,' in a reference to NFL champion Kelce's profession.

Guess you had to be there.

Unsurprisingly, the 'joke' is said to have received a mixed reception from attendees, which included an array of NFL players and other pro-sports stars. Yet it somehow easily impressed - a bridesmaid at Dunham's own 2021 wedding - who declared her friend 'a genius' afterwards. High praise indeed from the bard behind Shake It Off.

The truth is, letting rent-a-mouth Dunham run wild with smutty gags simply reflects the questionable judgment that has propelled the entire Taylor/Travis trashfest. How else to describe a ceremony decked out in tasteless peach fabric and officiated by ?

Dunham (pictured in the outfit worn to Swift's wedding) attempted to deliver her own gut-buster with a cringey punchline at Thursday's dinner

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Dunham and Swift pictured in 2013

As a reminder, the overrated and often under-dressed Dunham has been a darling of liberal media since she created and starred in the unfathomably acclaimed HBO series Girls back in 2012.

This was the show that masqueraded as a 'raw and unfiltered' look at young womanhood – but in reality, was an indulgent excuse for the chubby star to disrobe under the worthy banner of body positivity.

And controversies followed, including her ill-judged comparison between sexual assault allegations against Bill Cosby and the Holocaust. When promoting the 2015 interview on Instagram, she addressed her comments, writing that she was 'aware' that the analogy 'wasn't my best.'

Then, there were her flippant remarks about abortion.

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'Now I can say that I still haven't had an abortion, but I wish I had,' trilled Dunham on her podcast, Women of the Hour a decade ago, as if discussing a bucket-list milestone she simply had to tick off.

She later apologized on Instagram, writing, 'My latest podcast episode was meant to tell a multifaceted story about reproductive choice in America, to explain the many reasons women do or don't choose to have children and what bodily autonomy really means...I truly hope a distasteful joke on my part won't diminish the amazing work of all the women who participated.'

Signage reading 'JUST&T MARRIED' flashed on the screens outside the Garden after Swift and Kelce said 'I do'

Guests that made the cut were treated to a slew of events, including a Friday evening marquee soiree described as 'Alice in Wonderland meets The Wizard of Oz'

Seemingly wary of the unflattering optics, the couple made a total of $26 million worth of donation to various charities including food banks and children's hospitals. It's a welcome gesture, but one that still doesn't entirely deflect from the vulgarity and inconvenience they caused.

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While the festivities may have whipped Swifties into fever pitch as they hung about for even a glimpse of deliveries and equipment, many others were probably not feeling the love.

What about the small businesses that had to close in midtown Manhattan, local residents with lives thrown into disarray because of street closures or an already strained NYPD assigning more than 100 officers to keep it all in check? I sure hope that taxpayers were not left to pick up the check for extra security.

Meanwhile, even ostensibly heartwarming mementos given to guests, such as the custom-made handkerchief featuring the couple's intertwined Ts logo, had a sting in the tail.

Embroidered onto it was the opening lyric from Swift's 2014 hit Blank Space: 'So it's gonna be forever...'

Those familiar with her work will be aware that the song's next line is, 'Or it's going to go down in flames.'

After all this spectacle of hype and consumption, it would be a tragedy if this all-American dream didn't go the distance. That said, this is a woman who likes to leave her options open and is never afraid to shed her inner circle when they no longer serve her interests. Just ask Blake.

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