Last week’s episode of The Kardashians saw Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian trade some nasty barbs as they continued to argue over their parenting style.
Their bickering crossed over into this week’s episode where they continued their Aspen trip, as tensions grew during a dinner out in Aspen.
While Kim was talking about how she was going to meet Gypsy Rose Blanchard after their trip, Khloe interrupted the whole conversation by calling her daughter True.
True asks Khloe where she is and Khloe says, ‘I’m at a restaurant,’ and True asks, ‘Why do you look so funny?’
‘I look funny? I’m wearing a furry hat,’ Khloe says, while Kim adds in confession, ‘Here we go again. She just is so stuck on what’s going on at home that she can’t have a good time. We don’t get to do this very often anymore, it’s like really rare that we go on these family vacations and I just want like Khloe to like enjoy the dinner, enjoy the moment, be present with us.’
Last week’s episode of The Kardashians saw Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian trade some nasty barbs as they continued to argue over their parenting style
While Kim was talking about how she was going to meet Gypsy Rose Blanchard after their trip, Khloe interrupted the whole conversation by calling her daughter True
The rest of the family is clearly upset, as Kris tries to say, ‘Khloe we’re trying to…’ but Khloe says, ‘BABY’ somewhat loudly.
Kris says in confession, ‘OK, Khloe. I love you and I’m not gonna take sides… but Kim’s got a point. Get off your phone. We’re right here!’
Kris tries to expedite the process of getting Khloe off the phone, saying, ‘Bye, see ya! Gotta go, bye!’ but Khloe takes offense.
‘It’s… just because you don’t want to call your kids to say good night, I wanna call mine,’ Khloe says, as Kris retorts, ‘I’m with my kids.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘Wait, I’m supposed to be more present but Kim hasn’t looked up from her phone the entire dinner. She’s scrolling Instagram. OK, I’ll be more present.’
Kris keeps saying, ‘Click, end,’ as Khloe finally concludes, “I love you, call your dada,’ before True hangs up on her mom, as Khloe turns to Kris and says, ‘What?’
‘We need you in this conversation,’ Kris says, and Khloe responds, ‘F**k off, OK?’ which turns the mood somber for the whole table.
Khloe adds in confession, ‘This is why I don’t like to leave the gates, because I just feel like I get attacked every f***ing second. Get off my f***ing d**k, immediately.’
The rest of the family is clearly upset, as Kris tries to say, ‘Khloe we’re trying to…’ but Khloe says, ‘BABY’ somewhat loudly
‘We need you in this conversation,’ Kris says, and Khloe responds, ‘F**k off, OK?’ which turns the mood somber for the whole table
The next morning, as Kim and Khloe get some breakfast, as Khloe calls True, telling Kim, ‘No one’s here,’ before asking her daughter, ‘Who’s going to school!’
Back in confession, Kim just shakes her head and says, ‘It’s just annoying,’ as Khloe asks True, ‘Oh my Gosh, is Derek driving you?’
True says, ‘No, Steve,’ as Khloe says, ‘Oh at least someone’s driving, cause you’re too young to drive. OK, love you, have a great day at school,’ before ending the call.
Khloe then asks Kim, ‘Are you OK? Did that trigger you?’ Kim asks, ‘Why would that trigger me?’ Khloe retorts, ‘Because you’re the one always wanting to say I put my kids first, I spend too much time with them, I never leave the house. We have a very short amount of time that they even want to be with us.’
Kim says, ‘I am not saying anything about not being present for your kids,’ as Khloe says, ‘I never said that, but it makes me happy to be there every night with them.’
Kim says, ‘As it should. There’s nothing wrong with that. I think you’re misunderstanding when I’m saying you’re just not present when you go out.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘What Kim is saying is true, yeah. I do facetime my kids. I mean I’m laughing cause I’m like, this is what you’re complaining to me about? OK. My thing is, how does this affect you? You do you, and I’ll do me.’
Kendall comes down and joins them at the table and Khloe tells them, ‘I feel like everyone in the family makes fun of me for being so strict with the schedules and like they have to eat here, they have to take a bath, like, I am like that, but my kids know when they’re gonna eat because it’s the same time every day.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘What Kim is saying is true, yeah. I do facetime my kids. I mean I’m laughing cause I’m like, this is what you’re complaining to me about? OK. My thing is, how does this affect you? You do you, and I’ll do me’
Kim adds, ‘It’s just like, with 12 kids on vacation, it’s really hard to stay on schedule and be exact, so if dinner’s supposed to be at 6 and it’s 6:02 and we’re just getting in the car just to drive there…’
Khloe interrupts, ‘Kim, I’ve never cared about a schedule like that,’ as Kim says, ‘You might not realize it, but that was like The Bahamas.’
‘The Bahamas when my daughter was under one years old? Yeah,’ as Kim adds, ‘But we were gonna be less than 10 minutes late and it was like, “I’m going by myself,” as Khloe says, ‘I just said OK I’m gonna meet you guys there, just meet me there, and then I still get clowned because I wanna just leave?’
‘No, it was a little more like frantic,’ Kim adds as Khloe says in confession, ‘This Bahamas trip that Kim’s talking about was five years ago. Is there anything else you need to say to me about this?’
Kim tells Khloe, ‘And we were like, “Khloe, everything’s gonna be OK,”’ as Khloe adds, ‘But I know my kids. Like I’m not trying to tell you guys what to do with yours. If you guys don’t want schedules, don’t have a f***ing schedule, if you do want them, have a f***ing schedule. I just do what I think is best.’
Kim says, ‘They do have a schedule,’ as Khloe says, ‘Then why does everybody clown me about mine?’
Kendall adds, ‘We’re still talking about this?’ They both say, ‘Yeah.’
Kim says, ‘I think just sometimes it’s just we can chill, you know, like we’re in the Bahamas, so it was more just like of that energy.
Kim explains in confession, ‘It’s not that I don’t want her to speak to her kids, it’s just the times she’s always choosing to take away from us. It just seems every time we’re together, she has to take away that time to talk to the kids, and that’s just what’s so annoying.’
Khloe says, ‘Just… I don’t know. It’s all good,’ as Kim says, ‘Also that was years ago,’ and Khloe says, ‘Yeah you’re the one that brought up that specific memory.’
Kim explains in confession, ‘It’s not that I don’t want her to speak to her kids, it’s just the times she’s always choosing to take away from us. It just seems every time we’re together, she has to take away that time to talk to the kids, and that’s just what’s so annoying.’
Kim gets up and leaves the table as Kim continues in confession, ‘Like, thank God she can’t just sit and facetime her kids while we’re skiing.’
The episode begins with a continuation of last week’s episode where most of the family is on a getaway to Aspen.
‘Let’s go, party peeps,’ Kim says as they all pile into various vehicles to go to dinner, as Kris says to Kendall, ‘Let me see your look, you look so cute.’
‘She’s like a Russian princess,’ Khloe says before adding, ‘I’m so excited for sushi,’ while Kris says in confession, ‘We’re having dinner tonight at one of my favorite restaurants in Aspen,’ adding it’s ‘owned by Nobu,’ the famed L.A. restaurant the family is frequently seen at.
Khloe is wearing a black babushka hat that keeps falling down over her eyes as Khloe says she can’t see, as Kendall jokes she looks like, ‘a Sesame Street character.’
‘Snufalufagus?’ Khloe asks, adding that character was her, ‘favorite one,’ adding, ‘I’m fine with that. Muppets are cute.’
They arrive at the Matsuhisa restaurant in Aspen, as Khloe complains in confession, ‘So far this trip has not been off to the best start,’ as they show a flashback to the mini-fight at the end of last week’s episode.
Khloe is wearing a black babushka hat that keeps falling down over her eyes as Khloe says she can’t see, as Kendall jokes she looks like, ‘a Sesame Street character’
‘I have high hopes for dinner, because it can’t get any more annoying than it is now,’ Khloe adds in confession as they all toast with lime-green cocktails at the table.
Kendall asks, ‘So I think since we’re all probably gonna be up early regardless, maybe we should get out by 9:30?’
Khloe asks, ‘Should we call Kylie and see if she’s coming?’ Corey says, ‘She has FOMO, one way or another.’
Kendall complains, ‘Two days of your life and you can’t come on a family trip? Khloe calls Kylie and says, ‘Just saying hi. How are you feeling?’
Kylie responds, ‘I’ve just had an emotional day,’ as Khloe adds, ‘You know what? We’ve been there.’
Kylie says in confession that, ‘I tried to get another flight but I guess all flights are having problems and delays and cancellations because there’s a storm coming.’
Kylie tells them, ‘Love you,’ as they end the call, while Kylie says in confession, ‘It is rare that we all get together, so I am really upset that this trip is just not gonna work out for me this time.’
After Kylie hangs up, Khloe sings, ‘Ohh I knew she wasn’t coming’ with a laugh as Kris adds, ‘The new single by Khloe Kardashian.’
Kylie says in confession that, ‘I tried to get another flight but I guess all flights are having problems and delays and cancellations because there’s a storm coming’
‘I mean you guys, did anyone ever think, like you really think like she’s really gonna come?’ Khloe asks.
Kendall adds in confession, ‘I mean, I don’t think we ever needed to confirm Kylie wasn’t coming. I knew. I had the confirmation the second she walked off the plane. There was no way she was coming.’
Their food arrives as Kim says, ‘I’m so excited to get into my bed and watch Gypsy Rose,’ as Kendall says, ‘I wish we could watch Gypsy together but I’ve already started it.’
Kim then drops a bombshell and says, ‘I’m meeting her on Wednesday,’ which stuns Khloe and Kendall as Kim seemingly gloats.
Khloe says, ‘Mom and Kendall said, wasn’t she trying to meet you?’
Kim explains, ‘A couple of years ago, I did a rating of things I was really into,’ as Khloe jokes to Kendall, ‘You know she probably just texts her right now, “Can I meet you on Wednesday?”’
Kim says, ‘No she has to get her parole officer, it’s a whole thing, so hopefully if her parole officer approves.’
Kim adds in confession, ‘Gypsy Rose Blanchard was just released from prison for being involved in the murder of her mother. She reached out to me on social media. She’s expressed wanting to get into prison reform and I think that with what she’s learned from being in prison herself, I just think there’s such an opportunity for her to use her platform in a really important way.’
Kendall adds in confession, ‘I mean, I don’t think we ever needed to confirm Kylie wasn’t coming. I knew. I had the confirmation the second she walked off the plane. There was no way she was coming’
Kendall tries to change the subject and asks, ‘Wait, what do you think of this alien situation at that Miami mall?’
Kendall and Kim both think it’s ‘real,’ as they show a headline about ‘shadow aliens’ somehow being ‘loose in Miami.’
Khloe gets back into the moment, so to speak, adding, ‘Obviously that was 100% real,’ as Kris asks, ‘Where are all the video?’
Khloe retorts, ‘Mom! Are you kidding me? They have technology that wipes it all out,’ though Kris is still clearly skeptical.
Khloe calls her brother Rob and ask his take on the Miami mall aliens, as Rob says, ‘I just don’t force people to believe what’s actually happening.’
Kris says, ‘Rob, for the record, I do believe in aliens,’ while Khloe adds in confession, ‘I love conspiracy theories. I don’t have to believe them all but I f***ing love them all, and my brother is right there with me.’
Rob states matter-of-factly on the phone, ‘There is literally seven species of aliens, and there’s good aliens and bad aliens.’
Corey interjects morosely, ‘There’s more than that, Rob,’ as Rob agrees, ‘There’s more than that for sure, Corey.’
Khloe gets back into the moment, so to speak, adding, ‘Obviously that was 100% real,’ as Kris asks, ‘Where are all the video?’
‘I definitely think Corey is an alien, by the way, I’ve already told Corey that,’ Khloe says as Kendall laughs.
‘Corey, for sure, is an alien,’ Khloe says in confession, as a producer asks if there is proof and she says no, and when asked if she’s sure, Khloe says, ‘Well no… but yes.’
Kendall asks, ‘Why do you think Corey is an alien? Kris adds to Corey, ‘I’m on your team,’ but when a producer asks Kris in confession if Corey is an alien, she simply says, ‘No.’
Back at dinner, Khloe says, ‘There’s UFOs on etchings in caves,’ as Rob adds over the phone, ‘They’ve literally been here since like the 40s,’ as Corey adds, ‘Centuries, Rob. Centuries.’
A producer asks Kris in confession about Corey being an alien, ‘Are you sure?’ She immediately says, ‘No’ and shakes her head as they all enjoy a Mochi ice cream dessert.
‘Remember those, you guys? This Mochi?’ Kris asks, as Kim says, ‘I’ve never been a Mochi girl myself. It tastes like I’m eating a dead body, like chewing the skin.’
They all thank the staff for dinner and head back to the car, as Khloe says, ‘Now you have 10 minutes left with me, make them count.’
The episode cuts back to Los Angeles, where Kourtney going to see Simon Huck, stressing she’s, ‘still on maternity leave, I’m just popping in for like one… for like an hour,’ as she gives Simon a hug.
‘I definitely think Corey is an alien, by the way, I’ve already told Corey that,’ Khloe says as Kendall laughs
Kourtney explains in confession, ‘Today we are launching Lemme in Target,’ as she tells the team, ‘Sorry I’m late. I’m on my baby’s breastfeeding schedule.’
Simon shows her to the Lemme section as Kourtney says, ‘How exciting. So cute,’ as she tells Simon and her assistant Liz Muller, ‘This is my first day back at work.’
Simon asks if it ‘felt good to be back in hair and makeup’ and Kourtney says, ‘I did glam for Christmas Eve, that’s the only time, and then no it was nice. And then I had the baby for like half of glam and then Travis took over.’
Kourtney adds in confession, ‘I am slowly crawling out of my blissful baby bubble. I love being at home right now with my baby, going on walks, living in pajamas. It’s been a vibe.’
She tells Simon and Liz, ‘I’m not like ready to be like working, but I was like…Target and 10 minutes away from the house and coming for an hour, that I can manage.’
Back in confession, Kourtney says, ‘Ooh, my boobs are like tingling and itching. The breastfeeding, I don’t know.’
They set up a light ring by the Lemme display as another unidentified woman says, ‘So the first one is your interview,’ as Kourtney asks, ‘Can I be sitting in the shopping cart for the interview?’
They agree as they put Kourtney inside a Target shopping cart, as Simon starts the interview, asking her, ‘What is the craziest thing you’ve been craving, post-pregnancy?’
Kourtney explains in confession, ‘Today we are launching Lemme in Target,’ as she tells the team, ‘Sorry I’m late. I’m on my baby’s breastfeeding schedule.’
‘So, like a naughty thing that I was craving was Ritz Bits. I had to eat like a pack of them a day,’ she said, as Simon says, ‘Ritz Bits, if you’re out there, we deserve a package.’
Simon continues, ‘OK, you only have 10 minutes inside the store. What are the three items you’re buying, besides Lemme?’
‘Ritz Bits, micellar water, a baby item like right now I need a sleep positioner,’ Kourtney explained, as Simon asked, ‘what is one crazy fact about you that even I don’t know?’
‘I was stung by a scorpion, did you know that?’ Kourtney says, as Simon says, ‘No, when?’
‘In college. I was cleaning my bikini bottom that was hanging in my shower and a scorpion was in there and it stung my finger and it was traumatizing. I had to go to the hospital and if you’re allergic to a scorpion they have to inject you with goat’s blood.’
‘I may have to hit the sleep positioner aisle on my way out,’ Kourtney says, as Liz asks Simon to get a picture with him pushing Kourtney in the cart, which he says would be, ‘my honor.’
Simon rushes her through the aisles as she holds various Lemme bottles, though they almost hit a woman with their cart.
They encounter an older man and get out of his way and he asks if he should ‘go around’ but Kourtney says he should ‘do the same thing’ as he runs with his cart past the cameras.
Kourtney adds in confession, ‘The only way I’m gonna shop at Target again is with Simon pushing me around the store’
‘This is how you get me back to work,’ Kourtney says in the cart, while holding two Lemme bottles.
Kourtney adds in confession, ‘The only way I’m gonna shop at Target again is with Simon pushing me around the store.’
As Kourtney tries to get out of the cart, she says, ‘My heels are stuck in the little holes’ as Simon just lifts her out of the cart.
They record Kourtney take a megaphone and say, ‘Attention Target shoppers. Lemme is available in stores nationwide… there’s like no one around,’ she says with a laugh.
‘I love therapy… retail therapy,’ Kourtney says, while lowering her sunglasses and winking, as she notices, ‘Some lady is videoing me over there… I see you videoing.’
She poses for a few snaps in front of the Lemme display before heading to the checkout lanes, asking the cashier, ‘Am I allowed to lay on here?’
‘Sure, go for it,’ he says, as Kourtney asks, ‘Am I gonna be the first person to ever lay on here?’ The cashier jokes, ‘I laid on here last week so…’ before he admits he was joking.
Kourtney lays on the cashier conveyor belt with bottles of Lemme products and snaps more pics and she hears a woman screaming as Kourtney says she should get some free Lemme.
Kourtney adds in confession, ‘The only way I’m gonna shop at Target again is with Simon pushing me around the store’
‘Thanks team, we’ve had so much fun today, can’t wait to see what’s next,’ Kourtney says in a concluding video.
Kourtney leaves the store and a woman comes out and says, ‘Thank you for the Lemme’ as Kourtney says, ‘Oh you’re welcome!’ before getting in her G-wagon and leaving.
The episode cuts back to Aspen as Kim and Khloe get some breakfast, as Khloe calls True, telling Kim, ‘No one’s here,’ before asking, ‘Who’s going to school!’
Back in confession, Kim just shakes her head and says, ‘It’s just annoying,’ as Khloe asks True, ‘Oh my Gosh, is Derek driving you?’
True says, ‘No, Steve,’ as Khloe says, ‘Oh at least someone’s driving, cause you’re too young to drive. OK, love you, have a great day at school,’ before ending the call.
Khloe then asks Kim, ‘Are you OK? Did that trigger you?’ Kim asks, ‘Why would that trigger me?’ Khloe retorts, ‘Because you’re the one always wanting to say I put my kids first, I spend too much time with them, I never leave the house. We have a very short amount of time that they even want to be with us.’
Kim says, ‘I am not saying anything about not being present for your kids,’ as Khloe says, ‘I never said that, but it makes me happy to be there every night with them.’
Kim says, ‘As it should. There’s nothing wrong with that. I think you’re misunderstanding when I’m saying you’re just not present when you go out.’
The episode cuts back to Aspen as Kim and Khloe get some breakfast, as Khloe calls True, telling Kim, ‘No one’s here,’ before asking, ‘Who’s going to school!’
Khloe says in confession, ‘What Kim is saying is true, yeah. I do facetime my kids. I mean I’m laughing cause I’m like, this is what you’re complaining to me about? OK. My thing is, how does this affect you? You do you, and I’ll do me.’
Kendall comes down and joins them at the table and Khloe tells them, ‘I feel like everyone in the family makes fun of me for being so strict with the schedules and like they have to eat here, they have to take a bath, like, I am like that, but my kids know when they’re gonna eat because it’s the same time every day.’
Kim adds, ‘It’s just like, with 12 kids on vacation, it’s really hard to stay on schedule and be exact, so if dinner’s supposed to be at 6 and it’s 6:02 and we’re just getting in the car just to drive there…’
Khloe interrupts, ‘Kim, I’ve never cared about a schedule like that,’ as Kim says, ‘You might not realize it, but that was like The Bahamas.’
‘The Bahamas when my daughter was under one years old? Yeah,’ as Kim adds, ‘But we were gonna be less than 10 minutes late and it was like, “I’m going by myself,” as Khloe says, ‘I just said OK I’m gonna meet you guys there, just meet me there, and then I still get clowned because I wanna just leave?’
‘No, it was a little more like frantic,’ Kim adds as Khloe says in confession, ‘This Bahamas trip that Kim’s talking about was five years ago. Is there anything else you need to say to me about this?’
Kim tells Khloe, ‘And we were like, “Khloe, everything’s gonna be OK,”’ as Khloe adds, ‘But I know my kids. Like I’m not trying to tell you guys what to do with yours. If you guys don’t want schedules, don’t have a f***ing schedule, if you do want them, have a f***ing schedule. I just do what I think is best.’
Kim says, ‘They do have a schedule,’ as Khloe says, ‘Then why does everybody clown me about mine?’
Khloe says in confession, ‘What Kim is saying is true, yeah. I do facetime my kids. I mean I’m laughing cause I’m like, this is what you’re complaining to me about? OK. My thing is, how does this affect you? You do you, and I’ll do me’
Kendall adds, ‘We’re still talking about this?’ They both say, ‘Yeah.’
Kim says, ‘I think just sometimes it’s just we can chill, you know, like we’re in the Bahamas, so it was more just like of that energy.
Khloe says, ‘Just… I don’t know. It’s all good,’ as Kim says, ‘Also that was years ago,’ and Khloe says, ‘Yeah you’re the one that brought up that specific memory.’
Kim explains in confession, ‘It’s not that I don’t want her to speak to her kids, it’s just the times she’s always choosing to take away from us. It just seems every time we’re together, she has to take away that time to talk to the kids, and that’s just what’s so annoying.’
Kim gets up and leaves the table as Kim continues in confession, ‘Like, thank God she can’t just sit and facetime her kids while we’re skiing.’
Khloe asks what time they’re, ‘supposed to be dressed and like ready, as Kendall says, ‘The instructors are ready at 10, which is in 30 minutes, so whenever you guys are ready, I’m ready to go.’
Kim leaves and thanks the staff for breakfast as they reconvene in the lobby, as Kim tells Kris she’s wearing, ‘Victoria Beckham’s ski outfit from the 90s.’
Kris asks if it’s Victoria’s own line and Kim says the pants and the jacket, ‘are both Chanel,’ adding Victoria was her, ‘skiing inspo for this trip.’
Kim leaves and thanks the staff for breakfast as they reconvene in the lobby, as Kim tells Kris she’s wearing, ‘Victoria Beckham’s ski outfit from the 90s.’
Khloe says, ‘My knee is f***ed though so I’m not gonna get any surgery from this trip,’ as Kris reveals, ‘I’m not gonna ski today because I don’t wanna break anything. I’m like one of the smart ones.’
Kim, Khloe and Kendall leave, as Kris continues talking into the camera, stating, ‘I hope I’m healthy forever, but if I were to injure myself it would take a long time to recover and I don’t have that kind of time.’
The sisters get in a vehicle with Corey and head to meet the ski instructors as they head up the lift together, with Corey, Kim and Khloe skiing and Kendall snowboarding.
Kim says on the way up, ‘My kids would love this,’ as they marvel at the beauty from atop the slope.
They start on one of the green (easiest) trails, which they all traverse with ease.
Kendall says in confession, ‘We are having so much fun. The mountain got kind of dumped on so the snow is perfect. We’ve gotten like the first day of sun, so it’s beautiful, it’s not too cold and this couldn’t be a more perfect day of snowboarding.
‘I am having the best time. I am obviously a little rusty, but I feel good being out here. I love being with my sisters and Corey and we’re just having fun,’ Khloe says in confession.
Khloe spreads her skis out wide as Kim gets down and skis right under her sister with ease, though it appears she may have been close to taking a tumble shortly after.
They start on one of the green (easiest) trails, which they all traverse with ease.
Kendall says in confession, ‘We are having so much fun. The mountain got kind of dumped on so the snow is perfect. We’ve gotten like the first day of sun, so it’s beautiful, it’s not too cold and this couldn’t be a more perfect day of snowboarding.
Khloe spreads her skis out wide as Kim gets down and skis right under her sister with ease, though it appears she may have been close to taking a tumble shortly after.
Kim says in confession, ‘Nothing is better than skiing with your sisters. We’re having such a good time. The only thing missing is I wish Kourtney and Kylie were here. I even wish my mom came on the slopes.’
Kendall adds, ‘I wish my mom was out with us because I know she loves skiing but I’m sure she’s keeping herself busy at home doing something.’
Back at the cabin, Kris sprays herself with a can of compressed air, adding in confession, ‘This cabin is so delicious, I really wanna enjoy it. This is my day.
She spots a petrified raccoon up near a window and adjusts the blinds while saying in confession, ‘I love being by myself in a quiet house, because it never happens.’
She’s even seen playing Monopoly with herself, adding in confession, ‘I might read a book, relax, make a martini. I don’t know what the kids are doing but this is very, very special.’
Back on the mountain, Kim tries to make a snow angel as they continue skiing, as they go down a more dangerous hill, but Khloe points to a sign saying, ‘Serious injuries or death may occur,’ which seems to frighten her.
The instructor says, ‘Perfect, we can all go that way,’ but Khloe is clearly hesitant as the instructor tries to calm her down.
‘I want to do things and remind myself that I am a decent skier, but I did not know that meant catching air,’ Khloe says in confession, as Kim and Kendall zoom down the harder hill.
Kim says in confession, ‘Nothing is better than skiing with your sisters. We’re having such a good time. The only thing missing is I wish Kourtney and Kylie were here. I even wish my mom came on the slopes’
She spots a petrified raccoon up near a window and adjusts the blinds while saying in confession, ‘I love being by myself in a quiet house, because it never happens’
She’s even seen playing Monopoly with herself, adding in confession, ‘I might read a book, relax, make a martini. I don’t know what the kids are doing but this is very, very special.’
They show Kim going off the tiniest of jumps with ease while Kendall goes over a grind box on her snowboard, but Khloe is still resistant.
‘I’m not doing flips and jumps and s**t here, I can barely do a somersault in real life,’ Khloe says in confession, as Kim yells to Khloe that she can do it.
Khloe gets onto the grind box and skis off it with ease, as Kim says in confession, ‘It just feels so good to have Khloe living in the moment. This is all I wanted.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘I am surprising myself left and right, f**k yeah! Being out here skiing with everyone, it’s brought back such great memories from our childhood, we’re creating new memories. The cherry on top is that no one is f***ing nitpicking me!’
Kendall adds in confession, ‘This is why I love family vacations. I feel like it’s just so fun to bond and everyone’s safe and down the hill with no injuries, that’s all you can ask for, we had such a nice time,’ while Kim skis past a camera and says, ‘S**t I have to pee.’
They all head back to the cabin for dinner as Kris tells them, ‘I have a challenge. This house and the way it’s nestled here in the snow and looking at it fall for days, I think before it’s gone, we should build a snowman.’
They all agree but Kendall says, ‘I don’t think I’ve built a snowman since I was a kid,’ as Kris says they should make it a contest.
‘I’m down, but I’m gonna win,’ Kendall says, as Kris says she’s going to be a judge, though Corey says, ‘I was supposed to be a judge.
They show Kim going off the tiniest of jumps with ease while Kendall goes over a grind box on her snowboard, but Khloe is still resistant.
Khloe comes down and says, ‘Mom, you’re always the judge. What a boring existence. Let Corey be the judge, you get down and dirty. Do something with your daughters. You didn’t ski with us, you did nothing with us. Can you build a f***ing snowman? It’s memories,’ as Kris agrees.
Khloe adds, ‘And Corey, if you do favoritism I will f**k you up myself’ as Corey smiles and shrugs as they get ready for the contest.
Corey gives Khloe a hug and calls her his, ‘favorite human,’ as Kris gives Corey a look, and he says, ‘You’re my woman.’
They all head outside in their ski gear as Kris tells the camera, ‘I think I’m a front-runner for this competition,’ as Khloe asks her to hand her her phone as Khloe realizes that Kris is on her team.
‘I have Khloe as my partner, this is epic. She’s the arts and crafts director of our entire neighborhood. We don’t need a strategy,’ Kris says in confession.
They start the competition as Kim and Kendall team up against Kris and Khloe, as Kendall admits, ‘I don’t even know how to make a f***ing snowman.’
Kim says in confession, ‘I’m so glad I have Kendall as a partner, like we’re good thinkers together, we like critically think about it and logically.’
Kim says to Kendall, ‘It’s all about the packing, I think,’ as they continue working on the base of their snowman, while Kim continues in confession, ‘Khloe and my mom are completely different,’ as Khloe is seen packing a pasta pot with snow, telling Kris, ‘You are the manager, manage something.’
They all head outside in their ski gear as Kris tells the camera, ‘I think I’m a front-runner for this competition,’ as Khloe asks her to hand her her phone as Khloe realizes that Kris is on her team
Kim says to Kendall, ‘It’s all about the packing, I think,’ as they continue working on the base of their snowman, while Kim continues in confession, ‘Khloe and my mom are completely different,’ as Khloe is seen packing a pasta pot with snow, telling Kris, ‘You are the manager, manage something.’
Kendall adds in confession, ‘When you put us in a competition setting, we will definitely all try to thrive. I think you guys remember our guacamole challenge in Cabo,’ as they show footage of Khloe and Kendall fighting over the chips.
‘So, it can get dirty, for sure,’ Kendall adds in confession, as Khloe runs inside to take her full-length fur coat off because it’s, ‘too much work’ with it on.
While Kris and Khloe are struggling, Kendall and Kim seem to have the base almost ready as they realize it can be a ‘mini-snowman’ since they didn’t say how big it had to be.
Back in confession, Kris is asked if she’s as competitive as her kids, and she says, ‘I used to be, but I’m just exhausted from trying to keep up with them.’
The producer asks, ‘But are you OK losing?’ Kris immediately responds, ‘No. Never,’ but she and Khloe can’t seem to figure the base out.
Khloe asks Kris what she’s doing and she says, ‘Nothing,’ but Kris flings some snow at Khloe – who is only in a white tank top, as a stunned Khloe says, ‘Mom, I don’t have clothes on!’ and runs inside saying that was, ‘a bitchy move.’
While Kim and Kendall appear to be further along, they can’t build up on the base, as Kendall says in confession, ‘The snow is a little bit… I don’t know, dry might not be the right word but it was a little dusty or something. It wasn’t sticking together.’
Kim suggests they should get some water as they wonder if that would make it stick better as Kim goes inside to get water.
While Kris and Khloe are struggling, Kendall and Kim seem to have the base almost ready as they realize it can be a ‘mini-snowman’ since they didn’t say how big it had to be
‘So we were really trying to get it harder to make the ball, because we’re smart thinkers, like we’re thinking this through,’ Kendall says in confession.
Kim comes back with a big metal bowl of water as Kendall wonders, ‘Like what kind of snow is this? Should we be seriously concerned about the world ending?’
Khloe sees Kim come back with the water and asks, ‘What is she doing?’ as Kendall says, ‘Khloe get off our d**k.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘Mom, you’re older than us, like don’t you know how to make a snowman?’
Kris asks, ‘Aren’t you supposed to have like three balls?’ Khloe responds, ‘Yes but you’re not doing such a thing.’
Khloe continues in confession, ‘Isn’t that what people did before social media? Like aren’t we outside making snowmen s**t?’
Khloe starts chucking snowballs towards her sisters as Kris goes and gets blueberries, while Kim says in confession, ‘Khloe and my mom get frazzled and they just wanna sabotage us.’
Khloe throws one that hits Kendall, as Kim continues in confession, ‘That is their like M.O., when they can’t figure it out, they are pissed.’
Khloe throws one that hits Kendall, as Kim continues in confession, ‘That is their like M.O., when they can’t figure it out, they are pissed.’
Kendall asks Corey to help with a minor task as Kris says, ‘I think you guys are f***ing disqualified because you have the judge helping you make the snowman,’ but Corey disagrees.
‘No, I’m not helping,’ Corey says while walking away, but Kris thinks he’s, ‘holding evidence’ that he was helping, calling a twig he’s holding, ‘a smoking gun.’
‘This ain’t what you think,’ Corey insists, but Kris continues, ‘You’re helping them win!’ Kris says, ‘Khloe, they’re cheating!’
Khloe keeps coming closer to their snowman as Corey tells her to stand behind an invisible line of some sort that Khloe asks where it is.
Kendall stands up and yells, ‘Ten feet away!’ Kim continues, ‘That’s called intimidating the witness, it’s not allowed.’
Kendall says, ‘Khloe definitely got aggressive with me in the guacamole competition in Cabo and she’s inching a little too close for me, we need security.’
Kendall balls up a snowball as Khloe says, ‘If you throw something at me, just know it’s gonna come back to you,’ but Kendall says, ‘You already threw something at me, it would be my payback.’
Kendall adds in confession, ‘No, Khloe would beat the s**t out of me. I feel like that’s only person on the planet that I can confidently say that about. But anybody else, you’re going down.’
Kendall asks Corey to help with a minor task as Kris says, ‘I think you guys are f***ing disqualified because you have the judge helping you make the snowman,’ but Corey disagrees.
Kendall balls up a snowball as Khloe says, ‘If you throw something at me, just know it’s gonna come back to you,’ but Kendall says, ‘You already threw something at me, it would be my payback’
Kim and Kendall get all three balls of the snowman on top of each other, as Kendall boasts, ‘Oh my God Kimberly this is gorgeous,
Kris sulks away and says, ‘I feel very defeated,’ as Kim jokes, ‘Don’t feel defeated, just learn, from the greatness,’ as Kendall adds, ‘Watch and learn,’ as a perturbed Khloe says, ‘Kendall, shut up.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘What I’m upset about is that I knew better. I knew how to do this because I’ve seen someone make an igloo on social media before, and I knew what to do. Look at the nose that I put on, I put it on f***ing backwards, and I brought an empty f***ing pot? Stupidity at it’s finest.’
Kendall and Kim put the finishing touches on their mini-snowman – a red hat and a black scarf, as Kim says, ‘I am so proud of us,’ and Kendall says, ‘Me too!’
Kendall says in confession, ‘Obviously, we won, there was literally not a question,’ as a producer asks if she saw their snowman.
‘It was impossible to see. There was no snowman. It was ridiculous. It was just a blob of snow. Ours was beautiful. I hope he’s still there,’ Kendall admits in confession.
Corey comes back outside and says, ‘Well I’m coming back to make this tough decision,’ as a producer asks Kris in confession, ‘What does your snowman look like?’
‘S**t. A big pile of s**t,’ Kris says in confession, and back at the cabin, Kris says, ‘We are conceding the win to you guys.’
Corey comes back outside and says, ‘Well I’m coming back to make this tough decision,’ as a producer asks Kris in confession, ‘What does your snowman look like?’
Khloe says, ‘I’m actually impressed as well. I didn’t think you two morons had it in you,’ adding in confession, ‘I mean, please, Helen Keller knows that Kendall and Kimberly are the winners of this competition,’ as Kim and Kendall pose next to their winning snowman.
‘We did not need a judge for this one. There’s no arguing,’ Khloe adds in confession as she’s seen taking the winners’ pics as Kim gloats in confession, ‘We won. I don’t even need to look at theirs, I know we won.’
The episode cuts back to Los Angeles, where Kourtney is getting fitted for her Emmy look, where she’s wearing a black blazer and says, ‘I could start like this and then I could open it up.’
‘I just had a baby. I’m eating burritos. I ate Chinese food last night, and if I knew it was going to be open maybe I wouldn’t have,’ Kourtney says with a laugh.
‘Today is the Emmys. Travis is drumming in the opening. We decided to come get ready at a hotel right next to the Emmys so that the baby could be with us. This is the first big public thing that I’m doing and this is our first real date night out after having a baby,’ Kourtney says in confession.
Kourtney says while she’s in glam that she last went to the Emmys 15 years ago, ‘and the look was very different.’
They show a throwback red carpet snap of Kourtney in a gray gown, as she tells her team, ‘I just wore this random… I don’t even know the designer. I don’t even know how I got it or how I even got dressed.’
Someone on the team shows a pic of her look back then, as Kourtney says she’s going to call Kim and ask her about that gown.
‘I’m doing glam for the Emmys. We were just thinking of how the only time I went to the Emmys was with you. Do you remember? And I was pregnant. You were invite with Ryan Seacrest but he only had one seat and I think I literally went with you and did the red carpet and left. Cause this was 2009 when I was pregnant with Mason. It was like a dark gray dress with this ugly bangle.’
Kim says over the phone, ‘I wore like a white off the shoulder with like a blueish eye. And we got ready in your condo right down the street in Calabasas in your kitchen. What desperate…’
Kourtney agrees saying, ‘I know. I was like imagine going to a red carpet and then…’ as Kim adds, ‘Now your husband is performing at the Emmys!’
‘He is opening the show!’ Kourtney says, as Kim says, ‘I can’t wait to see the final look,’ as they say their goodbyes.
Kim tells her team, ‘I feel like I would never be doing a red carpet right now, if it wasn’t Travis performing and I’m like going to support him. Just life with a newborn, I like haven’t really gone anywhere besides Target once.’
‘It feels a little soon to be doing something like this, but also know, “OK, this is one hour. Enjoy it. Be in that moment. Enjoy watching my husband on stage, have fun, and then back to my bubble,’ Kourtney says in confession.
Kourtney tells her team, ‘Glamming, pumping, breastfeeding. You’r’e gonna see this pump a lot,’ as they show a shot of it.
‘That’s like the hospital-grade pump that you rent. I rent it,’ she says with a laugh, as Kourtney admits in confession, ‘OK, I’m really not trying to strike a balance right now. I’m just… this is like a one-off. Target was just a one-off. I feel lucky that I can have the choice to not have to rush back to work. I want to fully raise my child and be a stay-at-home mom.’
Travis enters in his black-on-black suit with a black bowtie, as Kourtney says in confession, ‘I’m not back. I’m not back into the world,’ as Kourtney asks Travis if they should give Rocky a kiss and he said he already gave him one as they make their way to the awards show.
‘But I want to make the most of being at the Emmys and being present in that moment,’ Kourtney says as they exit the hotel and get on a golf cart to get whisked to the Emmys.
The episode cuts back to Aspen, as Khloe says, ‘What a fun trip so far,’ as Kim adds on, ‘So fun,’ as Corey asks, ‘OK, so what are we gonna do tomorrow?’
Kendall asks, ‘What time is our flight?’ Kim answers, ‘One o’clock,’ as Kris says, ‘Corey and I are gonna do a whole photoshoot.’
Khloe comes in and says, ‘OK party animals, lets f**k it up with The Peak and The Pit,’ as they open up about their own highs and lows of the trip.
Kim goes first and says, ‘Oh, I mean the peak was just how great skiing was. It just like honestly was so great,’ as Khloe adds, ‘Mom, you could have done it,’ and Kim says, ‘You really could have.’
Kim continues, ‘The pit of my trip was that Kylie and Kourtney and Rob weren’t here,’ as Khloe says, ‘That’s a great pit.’
‘Everything about this little trip has been fantastic. Laying in bed and watching my show uninterrupted. I haven’t been able to watch a show that I want that’s like mature content of murderers,’ as Khloe laughs.
‘You can’t watch murderer shows in front of kids,’ Kim adds, while Khloe goes next and says, ‘I will say, my pit is that I fell out of the car, which none of you two a**holes even noticed when we got here.’
They show a brief throwback shot of Khloe slipping and slamming into the car, as Khloe continues, ‘I slipped and you two motherf***ers are still like… I could literally be roadkill and they would still go about their day.’
Kim admits, ‘I didn’t even see it,’ as Khloe says, ‘You guys don’t acknowledge me at all, but that’s fine, that’s my pit. And then my peak is, I don’t know, all of it was just so nice to be with you guys. We haven’t done a ski trip in a really long time and just everything’s been great.’
Kris says, ‘My peak was just being here with all of you guys and the pit is that the rest of the family is not here,’ before Kris gets serious.
Kris says, ‘My peak was just being here with all of you guys and the pit is that the rest of the family is not here,’ before Kris gets serious.
‘I wanted to tell you guys something because I hadn’t told you yet but… you know I went to the doctor and I had my scan… they found… and this just makes me really emotional, but… they found a cyst and like a little tumor on my ovary,’ Kris revealed through tears.
She added, ‘And so I went to the doctor and Doctor A said I’ve got to have my ovaries taken out. And I’m just really emotional about it because you know they came in handy with you guys.’
Kris adds in confession, ‘I’m emotional about it because that’s where all my kids were conceived and that’s where they were grown in my tummy, and so that’s a very sacred place to me.’
Khloe says that Kourtney is calling, and asks Kris if she wants to tell her now too, as she connects the video call as Kris says, ‘She’s still using hers.’
‘Mom was just telling us something about her health,’ as Kourtney says, ‘My health?’ Khloe corrects and says, ‘Her health. Do you want to hear it?’
‘Oh, yeah, I’m here with my four kids, is that OK?’ Kourtney asks as Kris says, ‘Yeah, I’m just getting a little bit of surgery because I have a tumor on my ovary so they’re gonna remove them.’
‘Remove your ovaries?’ Kourtney asks, and Kris affirms, adding, ‘But it’s just, you know the emotional part for me is just having that gone.’
‘To have a surgery and remove your ovaries is like a really big deal. I feel really sad for her, you know? I couldn’t even imagine being in that situation and how like you would feel really scared to be going through that,’ Kim says in confession.
‘I wanted to tell you guys something because I hadn’t told you yet but… you know I went to the doctor and I had my scan… they found… and this just makes me really emotional, but… they found a cyst and like a little tumor on my ovary,’ Kris revealed through tears
Kris adds at the table, ‘If I can get through the hip replacement, I can get through this. I don’t even… I’m not nervous to be put to sleep, I’m not nervous with Dr. A. She’s the best doctor in the world, but then you go to do it and it’s so real.’
Kourtney says over the phone, ‘I would feel the same way,’ adding in confession, ‘I mean, I totally understand how my mom is feeling because I would feel the same way. It’s like your womanly power, and it doesn’t mean that it’s like taking away, you know, who she is or what she’s experienced, but I would feel this like sentimental feeling of what it’s created.’
Kris says through tears, ‘It’s also a thing about getting older and it’s like a sign of like we’re done with you know part of your life, it’s a whole chapter that’s just closed,’ as Khloe says, ‘Oh my God.’
Kendall adds in confession, ‘I get her emotion behind it. I get that it’s like sad because they have brought, you know, all her kids into the world, which is totally fair, but at the same time, like, what are we gonna use those for anymore? If they’re potentially hurting you let’s get ‘em out of there.’
Kris adds through tears, ‘It’s so sad,’ as Kim gives her a hug and says, ‘You’re gonna be OK,’ as Kris says, ‘It’s the dumbest thing, but I love you guys and I just wanted you to know.’
Kim says, ‘Should we have a farewell ovaries party? And we should eat everything in the shape oft…’ as she starts laughing.
Corey says, ‘Kourtney you have to be there,’ as Kourtney says over the phone, ‘I’ll be there. Well I love you guys and I miss you,’ as they disconnect the call.
Corey leaves the room quick and says, ‘Well I have something to help your energy,’ and brings back a large gift.
Kris adds through tears, ‘It’s so sad,’ as Kim gives her a hug and says, ‘You’re gonna be OK,’ as Kris says, ‘It’s the dumbest thing, but I love you guys and I just wanted you to know’
‘I bought you a gift. I don’t want you to be sad,’ Corey says,’ as Kris insists, ‘I’m gonna be fine. I have you guys.’
‘Babe, you’re gonna cry at least 15 more times so I wanted you to have a gift,’ Corey says, as Kim jokes, ‘We got you some Prada tissues.’
Corey pulls out the gift – a new black fur coat – as Khloe says in confession, ‘This trip did not start off so happy-go-lucky but it’s ending on a high note and, you know what, I even loved the annoying parts. This has been a great trip.’
Kris tries on her elegant black fur coat and she marvels, ‘It fits perfect,’ as Kim says in confession, ‘I’m so happy we all went to Aspen. I mean, even though I give Khloe a hard time for her ways, I’m so happy we’re all here. I think these trips are just so necessary for us as a family. It’s important to reset and just live a little.’
Kris says in confession, ‘People often ask me what is the best job I’ve ever had, and I’ve always said mom. The biggest blessing in my life was being able to give birth to six beautiful kids. And I wish Rob, Kourtney and Kylie could have been here, but there will be many more fabulous family vacations.’
Khloe says at the table, ‘I love that you’re not sad anymore,’ as Kris says, ‘I’m not sad anymore. It’s amazing how new clothes fix everything,’ as the episode comes to an end.
The preview for next week’s episode show Kris getting ready for her ovary-removing procedure, adding in confession, ‘I always consider myself prepared for just about anything.
Kris tells some of her friends that the procedure was supposed to be ‘just about getting ovaries removed and then I got a phone call,’ though they don’t reveal what else was said.
Meanwhile Kourtney and Simon talk about her trip to Australia, which she thinks will be great to be, ‘with all my kids and no distractions.’
Kourtney asks Kim and Kris, ‘Do you think I should definitely be going?’ Kim says, ‘Yeah, why?’ Kourtney says, ‘There’s no paparazzi rules.’
Kourtney adds in confession, ‘I’m starting to get a bit of anxiety. Rocky hasn’t been seen. I’m torn.’
Meanwhile, Kim says she’s meeting with Gypsy Rose Blanchard, adding, ‘I think she can help, but I’m fascinated.’
They show Kim knocking on a door and Gypsy opening it to greet her as the preview ends.
