Smallzy Slams Kyle & Jackie O Show Chaos

KIIS FM breakfast descended into chaos on Wednesday, with fill-in host Kent 'Smallzy' Small struggling to 'right the ship'.

Smallzy, 41, has been filling the KIIS FM breakfast slot since , 54, and , 51, were taken off air last Tuesday.

The show got off to a very shaky start with none of the team at their posts. 

In fact, Smallzy and newsreader Brooklyn Ross revealed that some producers were sitting, with their feet on desks noshing on corn chips as the show went to air. 

'Kyle and Jac are gone for five days and suddenly everyone thinks this is a free for all,' Smallzy said, scolding his staff. 'Can you get to your stations?'

The direction clearly fell on deaf ears with Ross pointing out the lack of urgency among the staff with a surprised: 'No one's rushing.'

Almost on cue, content producer Alfie Laguzza sauntered into the studio and his tardiness did not go unnoticed.

'Oh there's Alfie. Good morning, Alfie. Thanks for showing up,' Smallzy said, sarcastically.

'I don't want you rushing – I don't want you working too hard today.' 

When the host asked his team if they were, in fact, listening to the show, Alfie offered a very cheeky reply.

'No they're not listening at all but, hey I'm here and that's the main thing,' he quipped.

Realising that his ability to wrangle the team was diminishing, Smallzy apparently threw up his hands in defeat.

'The whole thing has fallen to pieces – this whole shift is going down,' he said. 'I am your captain and I am doing the best that I can.' 

Ross replied: 'We are going down with the ship today. Play the violins.'

The direction clearly fell on deaf ears with Ross (pictured) pointing out the lack of urgency among the staff with a surprised: 'No one's rushing.'