Chelsea Handler Goes Topless, Promotes Vasectomies

has urged men to undergo vasectomies rather than placing the responsibility for birth control on women. 

The 51-year-old comic, who has proudly never married or had children, issued the message in a cheeky topless Instagram video she posted Friday.

She has previously who 'won't stop spreading their seed,' pointing the finger in particular at aging celebrity fathers like , 85, , 82, , 67, and , 54.

Now the Uganda Be Kidding Me author has taken aim at ordinary 'horny little pigs in blankets' who 'say things like: "But using a condom doesn't feel so good," or: "Can't you just take birth control?" or: "Oops, I forgot to pull out."'

In response to such men, Handler shot back that IUDs 'feel like a mousetrap in your uterus' and birth control pills can have side effects including mood swings, acne and 'a period that's so heavy it feels like the Hoover Dam just broke.'

Handler offered up the slogan: 'Vasectomies, one snip and that's it,' quipping that 'if you can't do that, then enjoy the company of your hand.'

The video showed her sitting topless in bed with her hands clamped over her breasts, in the process of 'giving myself a mammogram,' Handler chirped.

'As a woman with natural breasts - not that that has anything to do with this - it is time to explore vasectomies! Since the beginning of time, women have been ducking and diving and dodging pregnancy face-first or Pikachu-first, and frankly, they're exhausted,' said the Chelsea Lately hostess.