Rob Kardashian seems to hint at some form of erectile dysfunction in this week’s episode of The Kardashians.
The episode finds Khloe Kardashian – who took in a Janet Jackson concert with mom Kris Jenner this week – chatting with her good friend Malika Haqq, who reveals she wants another child, even though she doesn’t have a boyfriend and isn’t with the father of her first child, Ace.
She mentions that she’s considering going to a sperm bank, when Khloe asks why not get some sperm from Rob, 13 years after they had a fling.
Malika confirmed in a 2011 episode of Khloe & Lamar that she hooked up with Rob, 37, though it wasn’t serious and ended amicably.
Malika tells Khloe, ‘I don’t want to be like 42, 45 and pregnant. I’m like I fought for this body, but if I’m gonna carry, like it has to happen almost now, because I’m not a spring chicken, you know. But, if I was gonna use a surrogate, then I have time.’
Rob Kardashian seems to hint at some form of erectile dysfunction in this week’s episode of The Kardashians
Malika confirmed in a 2011 episode of Khloe & Lamar that she hooked up with Rob, 37, though it wasn’t serious and ended amicably
Khloe adds, ‘Why don’t you just ask Rob to give you some sperm? He’s a good catch,’ as Malika says, ‘I mean…’ as Khloe reaches for her phone.
‘Excuse me, we like to keep this in the family. Would you like to donate?’ Malika jokes as Khloe gives Rob a call, while casually adding, ‘You guys have already slept together.’
‘Real serious question though, like Bible serious. Malika wants to have another kid and she was gonna go to a sperm bank to get sperm, but I just said why not get it from you?’
‘I can’t *censored* anymore,’ Rob says bluntly over the phone, as Malika asks, ‘Is it broke?’ as Khloe says, ‘Rob, just you don’t have to… you just put it in a cup.’
‘I can’t *censored* anymore,’ Rob repeats, as Khloe tries to stifle a laugh and Malika asks, ‘Are you tired from last night?’
‘But what’s that have to do for the sperm?’ Khloe asks as Rob repeats, ‘I just said I can’t *censored* anymore. What don’t you get?’
‘OK well we have time to prepare her womb so we could prepare your penis. So you just simmer on this conversation OK?’
Khloe adds, ‘Why don’t you just ask Rob to give you some sperm? He’s a good catch,’ as Malika says, ‘I mean…’ as Khloe reaches for her phone
‘I can’t *censored* anymore,’ Rob says bluntly over the phone, as Malika asks, ‘Is it broke?’ as Khloe says, ‘Rob, just you don’t have to… you just put it in a cup’
Rob repeats, ‘I just told you I can’t *censored* anymore,’ as Khloe ends the conversation with, ‘OK, I love you, this is weirder than I thought.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘My brother is just like, he’s just disgusting and we can’t ever just talk normal, but I don’t think there’s a problem.’
The episode begins at Khloe Kardashian’s house, where she gets a visit from Malika Haqq, as Khloe says, ‘Sorry if I stink,’ though Malika insists, ‘You don’t stink at all.’
Khloe adds she just came from her workout, as she adds in confession, ‘I’m just so much happier at home, if you guys can’t tell.’
‘I don’t feel like, God I’ve got to be out there. I do not have FOMO. I feel great about what I did last night, which was nothing,’ Khloe adds in confession.
Malika asks on Khloe’s patio where Tatum is, and if he’s asleep, as Khloe says, ‘No, he just went to the park,’ as Malika adds, ‘I need my baby fix.’
Malika adds, ‘So, I’ve been working on a project and I need your input and your support,’ which Khloe agrees to.
‘I want to have another baby,’ Malika says, though Khloe immediately interjects, ‘With who?’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘My brother is just like, he’s just disgusting and we can’t ever just talk normal, but I don’t think there’s a problem’
‘We don’t know,’ Malika says, as Khloe adds, ‘So are we looking for a man?’ Malika says, ‘No, I just think I might have to go to the sperm bank, you know.’
‘Oh… a sperm bank, OK, well, I’ll try anything once, I mean, let’s see what this is about,’ Khloe says in confession.
Back on the patio, Khloe tells Malika, ‘I have embryos if you want one,’ as Malika adds, ‘I mean, that’s not a terrible idea, actually,’ as Khloe insists, ‘They’re really cute.’
‘But, I mean, you make great babies, but could you imagine?’ Malika asks, as Khloe adds, ‘That would be super weird.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘Malika has a beautiful three-and-a-half year old son named Ace. She’s never wanted an only child, she’s always wanted to have siblings for him. Obviously her situation is different. She’s not with the father of her son and, respectfully, there’s just no prospects.’
Malika asks, ‘I do want to ask you, if you can whenever, I can make an appointment that you can go with me,’ as Khloe agrees.
‘Like, it’s just the sperm bank part that I just am like, I have a head thing about it,’ Malika says, as Khloe asks what her fears about the sperm bank are.
‘I guess it’s maybe my disappointment with not doing it the way I thought I would do it, like being married and all those things,’ Malika says.
Khloe adds in confession, ‘Malika has a beautiful three-and-a-half year old son named Ace. She’s never wanted an only child, she’s always wanted to have siblings for him. Obviously her situation is different. She’s not with the father of her son and, respectfully, there’s just no prospects’
‘You don’t fantasize about, as little girls, “One day, I want to go to a sperm bank and have another child,” like these aren’t things that you think about as a kid, but for women, the older you get, time is ticking and blah blah blah, and time is ticking,’ Khloe says in confession.
Malika admits that she can’t believe she’s going to do this, joking that Khloe could be her baby daddy.
The episode cuts to Kourtney Kardashian’s house, as Khloe comes over to pay her a visit.
‘Everyone in my family is so busy, so when they stop by, it is nice so Khloe has taken me to a couple of doctors appointments and she’s really supportive and helpful,’ Kourtney says in confession as Khloe awkwardly walks up the stairs in a tight-fitting dress.
Khloe gets upstairs and finds Kourtney and gasps, saying, ‘Kourtney, get over yourself,’ as we see Kourtney is wearing the floral Givenchy gown her sister Kim Kardashian wore to the Met Gala in 2013, when she was pregnant with her first child North.
‘When you feel like a couch, you might as well dress like one,’ adding they, ‘just took photos for my Halloween costume.’
‘This dress is actually really pretty,’ Kourtney says, as Khloe adds, ‘At least you don’t have to wear a prosthetic bump.’
Kourtney says, ‘I called Kim the other day and I was like, “How funny would it be if I did your dress and she’s like, “Oh my God, I’m sending it over.” It was within like literally an hour.’
The episode cuts to Kourtney Kardashian’s house, as Khloe comes over to pay her a visit.
They show footage of Kim in glam, telling her team, ‘Do you know, that for Halloween, Kourtney is wearing my Met ball dress that looks like the couch?
Someone says that’s, ‘brilliant,’ as Kim asks, ‘Should she post it and say Freaky Friday? What if people don’t like understand Freaky Friday and they think she’s like… well they wouldn’t because it’s you,” as it’s revealed Kourtney is on the phone while she talks.
‘No they’re not gonna say a freak. I think they would get it. Are you posting it today?’ Kim asks, as Kourtney says, ‘Yeah,’ as Kim says, ‘Yeah I think they would totally get it.’
Back at Kourtney’s house, she shows Khloe the pictures and explains, ‘So my caption’s just gonna be Freaky Friday… like they swapped… you get it?’
Khloe just answers, ‘Wow,’ before, in confession, a producer asks Khloe, ‘If you had to Freaky Friday one of your family members, who would you?’
‘I would have to say Kendall Jenner, because, why the f**k not? I want to be a supermodel, going around town I could hook up with this person… not that Kendall does that, but I would be doing that, hooking up with every f***ing person, drunk as a skunk, no kids, no f***ing responsibilities… she has responsibilities but like you know what I mean. Like I don’t have to wake up for carpool, I don’t have to make someone’s f***ing lunch, I am a f***ing supermodel with my Doberman and a f***ing tequila bottle for breakfast. I would do it every day. Leave that man, wherever I just f***ed him last, like yeah. Like she definitely doesn’t do any of those things, that’s why she’s wasting her life. You’re wasting it, Kendall. Let me be you for a second.’
Khloe asks Kourtney if she is ‘against’ having the baby on Halloween, or if she would be, ‘like, thrilled?’
Kourtney says, ‘No, I want whatever…’ as Khloe says, ‘OK, stop with your bulls**t answer, your PC, be serious,’ as Kourtney insists, ‘I’m serious! Who wouldn’t want Halloween? It’s one of my favorite holidays.’
‘Ugh, I would die,’ Khloe says, adding in confession, ‘No, ugh, skeletons, spiders, a knife, an axe, no no no no. Want nothing to do with Halloween. It’s ridiculous.’
Khloe tells Kourtney, ‘You would love it if you rolled in there in your costume and the doctor is wearing a pumpkin costume and they’re like, ‘Spread em baby!’
Kourtney says, ‘No, I want whatever…’ as Khloe says, ‘OK, stop with your bulls**t answer, your PC, be serious,’ as Kourtney insists, ‘I’m serious! Who wouldn’t want Halloween? It’s one of my favorite holidays.’
‘What a fun experience,’ Kourtney admits, as Khloe says in confession, ‘You want me, to be giving birth and my vagina’s like ripped open, well there’s the doctor dressed up as like Peter Pan? No.’
Kourtney tells Khloe, ‘I would actually be upset if people didn’t have costumes and now I’m actually gonna get some sort of ears to have ready.’
Khloe admits, ‘Wow, you’re a better girl than I,’ as Kourtney whispers, ‘We knew that,’ before adding, ‘I am ready to get this dress off though, if you wanna help me.’
Khloe helps Kourtney unzip the dress as she ‘barely’ walks to the bathroom to change out of the gown, while a producer asks Khloe if she, ‘liked being pregnant.’
‘Listen, it’s hard. My ass was bigger than my f***ing stomach,’ Khloe says, while pulling up some of her pregnancy pics.
The photo shows a profile glance at Khloe, as she jokes you couldn’t tell ‘which side’ is pregnant’ as Kourtney comes back in a black onesie with a skeleton.
Kourtney sits down on the bed and says, ‘Should we do a check-in? Are you feeling light and happy or are you feeling dark and heavy?’
‘I mean, I always try to be on the lighter side. Who the f**k wants to be dark and heavy?’
‘Sometimes you can be, let’s not…’ Kourtney jokes, as Khloe says, ‘Sometimes you can be too, babe.’
‘Are you having sex?’ Kourtney asks, as Khloe smiles and responds, ‘I am not, but thank you for your hard-hitting questions.’
‘I wouldn’t think so, to be honest,’ Kourtney says bluntly, as Khloe laughs and says, ‘Like if it happens it happens. I’m not… I don’t know. I don’t want this to be mean, but like having Tristan like off and like working I feel like so good that like he’s in Cleveland and he’s out doing… like I just feel like, OK, like there’s a separation, and it’s good.’
Kourtney says she just said to Travis the other day, ‘It was like now that Tristan is gone, that maybe Khloe could be like free to just even like go out and have fun.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘I love Kourt for being that concerned about me, but I’m very content, I’m happy, I feel like I’m f***ing thriving in my own little circle and world but like, just even to think about someone being in my space who I have to share my TV with them or my bed I’m like no. No means no and that’s all you gotta know.’
Khloe tells Kourtney, ‘I’m just finding my rhythm again in life I guess,’ as the episode transitions to Kim, who is arriving at Kris’ home.
‘I am really tired. My birthday was exhausting. My mom always tells me to slow down,’ Kim says in confession, before finding Kris alone in the living room.
‘And then on the other hand she’s like, “Umm, OK I got this deal for you, you have to do it, I’m booking you for it. It’s like, I just want to sleep in. I just want to get back to my natural energy.’
Kim asks Kris how the meeting went, and Kris said, ‘It was so good,’ before Kris opens up about the meeting in confession.
‘Ryan Murphy came over to pitch Kim and I an idea about a new show,’ Kris says in confession, as they show flashback shots from the pitch meeting, which revealed Kim would be playing the world’s best divorce lawyer.
Kris adds in confession, ‘The network liked it so much that they decided to just jump into another project together, you know, like they say, while the iron is hot.’
Kris tells Kim, ‘We pitched it and there was a whole board room and they were so excited. And I got in the car and I got a text in two seconds from the network that said, “We can’t wait to work with you and Ryan.” This is perfect for you. It really is.’
Kim nods her head and says, ‘It’s just I really have to like wrap my head around this, like, we’re doing this.’
Kris adds, ‘He knows that. He’s so into it,’ as Kim interjects, ‘I just have to map it all out because it all has to like…’ as Kris finishes, ‘Line up.’
‘It will be interesting just how I figure this all out,’ Kim says, as Kris continues, ‘Another chapter for you, like a whole new career.’
Kim adds in confession, ‘If I think about just what I have going on in the next week, I did a collab with SKIMS and Swarovski and we’re doing the whole store opening in New York, SKIMS Mens is launching, I’m shooting a GQ cover, I’m launching a nipple bra. But somehow, I’m gonna squeeze in a whole new TV project.’
Kourtney says she just said to Travis the other day, ‘It was like now that Tristan is gone, that maybe Khloe could be like free to just even like go out and have fun.’
Kris asks, ‘How was your birthday with the kids? Kim answers, ‘I thought my birthday I would have a day to myself. I was stuck doing everything that everyone else wanted to do. I was stuck watching Youtube unboxing videos on my birthday. I had a FIFA tournament. Color Me Mine. You should see the ugly thing I made. Like this is not what I wanted to be doing on my birthday. I need to sit my kids down and be like, “This isn’t Mother’s Day. Like this is my day. Do you think a mom wants to go to Color Me Mine one more time? On her birthday?’
Kris laughs as Kim continues, ‘Whose birthday is it? You know it was torture. Just make me breakfast. That’s a great birthday.’
A producer asks Kim in confession, ‘What would your perfect birthday have been?’ Kim answers, ‘To lock my door, not get out of my bed, and eat cookies and cream ice cream all day long. That’s what would have been my dream. But no. No one cares about my dreams. Not four kids at least.’
Kris adds in confession, ‘I think that we’ve all, as moms, been through some days where we don’t want to be doing what we’re doing, but we do it for our kids, so come on Kim, suck it up and do a little Color Me Mine.’
Back at Kris’ house, the momager says, ‘Having four is hard,’ as Kim adds, ‘It’s like a madhouse,’ while Kris adds, ‘Your house is a circus because you have a lot and you have a lot going on.’
Kim adds, ‘I’m gonna get my s**t together and I’m gonna be a f***ing drill sergeant, like Khloe is so tough,’ as Kris adds, ‘Well, have you talked to her about all this?’
‘No because she’s just very judgmental. She’s very judgmental if things aren’t perfection,’ Kris tells Khloe.
Kim explains in confession, ‘I’d say I’m like half of a Khloe parenter and half of a Kourtney parenter. Kourtney is like, “It’s all love, do what you want,” you know, but then I also get Khloe, and I get that order, but it’s difficult for me to be a really strict parent.’
Kris tells Kim, ‘You’re going to have to create some boundaries for everybody else, including me, including your friends, including some business associates.’
Kris adds in confession, ‘Being a mom, being a working mom, it’s really hard. I know Kim and I know how she thrives on her workload, but we all still need a little bit of balance.’
Kris tells Kim, ‘You just need to create a world for yourself where less people have access to you, and everyone else can f**k off.’
The episode cuts to Kim back in glam, telling her team, ‘Perfection, as always, you bring nothing less,’ as the makeup artist adds, ‘Kim is in a good mood today, you guys.’
‘I’m either in a good mood or I’m like, “F**k that ho, and everyone’s a f***ing idiot,’ Kim tells her team, who laugh.
Kim turns to the camera and reveals, ‘I think today’s shoot will be cool. I’m shooting the GQ Man of the Year cover,’ as GQ Editor in Chief Will Welch walks in, showing her an idea for a picture.
‘Its this… obviously we’re playing with all this tailoring in menswear and there’s this iconic Demi (Moore) shoot,’ as he shows her the 1996 Autumn cover of Cigar Aficionado with Demi holding a cigar.
‘Well I’m so glad that I’ve got a little bit of clout here, being GQ’s Man of the Year, cause at home, I’ve turned into the embarrassing mom, the cringey mom,’ Kim says in confession.
Back in confession, Kim asks her son Saint if she’s a ‘cool mom’ or a ‘cringey mom’ and Saint says, ‘Cringe,’ as Kim asks if he’s, ‘the new North? North says I’m so cringe.’
They show Kim in a dress shirt, tie and pants, as she asks the camera, ‘Do I look like the GQ Man of the Year?’
The photo shoot begins as Kim takes snaps in an office setting, answering a phone, adding in confession, ‘My kids, they say “gyatt,” and “gyatt” means a big butt. I got it off TikTok and it makes you feel like so old when you don’t know what the slang words are,’ she said with a laugh.
‘So I was like, “Guys, we’re late, we gyatt to go,” and they were like, “Mom! You’re so embarrassing,’ Kim adds, while calling North on the phone and asking why she’s so, ‘cringey and annoying.’
‘First, you’re so cringey because you’re saying those words,’ North replies, as Kim says, ‘Gyatt damn,’ before North hangs up on her.
‘Next stop, I’m heading to New York to my Swarovski collab, and it’s gonna be amazing,’ Kim says in confession.
The episode cuts to Khloe and Malika, who are heading to the sperm bank, as Khloe asks if she’s ‘excited’ or ‘nervous.’
‘I’m… nervous because I know that this is crazy,’ Malika says, as Khloe says, ‘Yeah, but you’re not deciding anything, just see how we feel once we got the information.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘Today is the day that Malika and I are going to a sperm bank, to get educated on the whole sperm bank idea.’
Khloe and Malika get out in short skirts and boots as Khloe tells the camera, ‘She wanted to wear a f***ing black and white striped cardigan to come here. I said come on Beetlejuice, you gotta spruce it up a little bit. You never know what sperm you’re gonna run into.’
They put on white lab coats before going into the lab as Khloe asks, ‘Is something gonna splash us?’ They all say no.
Khloe says in confession, ‘I actually respect a lab coat. I would like cleanliness, protection at a sperm bank.’
They show Khloe and Malika the tanks with donor sperm as they show how the vials are labeled, as Malika says, ‘That’s a lot of donors,’ but Khloe apparently disagrees.
‘You just lift the lid you’re like, “Hey, you in there?” It’s small, I thought these freezers were like ginormous size. Sperm isn’t that big, I guess.’
They move to a conference room where they’re told they’ll see some of the donors, as Khloe says, ‘I would imagine people are going for your physical attributes, and I don’t know if that’s the right way to go about it.’
The sperm bank lady says, ‘This is one of the most personal choices you may ever make, right, so you’ve gotta see what jumps out at you.’
Another woman from the sperm bank brings out a laptop and shows Khloe and Malika, ‘donors are either platinum or silver, so the platinum donors you would be the only person who has access to that donor’s vials.’
‘I think we should start there,’ Malika says, as they leave Khloe and Malika with the laptop, as they start to weed through potential candidates.
‘Let’s do 5’8” and taller,’ Khloe says, as Malika adds, ‘Yeah, that’s like… even 6’3” let’s get rid of 6”3” and whatever,’ as Khloe says, ‘Oh,’ and rolls her eyes.
They find someone who is 6’2” and Khloe says, ‘You better talk about it,’ and snaps her fingers for whatever reason.
‘African-American, French-Canadian, German and Polish,’ Khloe reads, as Malika says, ‘He was really cute as a baby.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘We can see the donors’ photos from infancy to like two years old, but I don’t give a f**k what you look like when you were born.’
Khloe reads another candidate, who is, ‘6’2”, athletically built, guidance counselor,’ as Malika adds, ‘There’s a lot of Canadians,’ as Khloe adds, ‘And British people.’
‘He’s a bowler? Hmm, that’s a no for me,’ Malika adds, as Khloe reads, ‘Has a heart of gold… how the f**k do they know that? ‘Cause I could say anything. I could say I’m f***ing Simone Biles.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘I think that this is such an amazing place for so many people and like how cool that we have this option, but do I think we can try a couple different avenues before this stop? Yes.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘I think that this is such an amazing place for so many people and like how cool that we have this option, but do I think we can try a couple different avenues before this stop? Yes.’
The sperm bank people come back, as Malika admits, ‘It’s still weird for me,’ while one lady says, ‘For most people we speak to, this isn’t Plan A, and it might not even be Plan B. And so we are very sensitive to that, but it also means that you’re not alone in those feelings. It’s a stressful process, so it is OK to take your time with it. I know you have your timeline…’ as Malika says she’s going to cry, as Khloe wonders why.
The sperm bank lady adds, ‘It’s OK to take your time and do what’s right for you and your family when you’re ready,’ as Malika wipes tears away.
Khloe says in confession, ‘I know Malika is freaking out. She’s super emo and she is internally sobbing. She’s thinking about like every wrong thing she’s ever done in her life. I know who she is. She cries at f***ing bank commercials. So this isn’t going good for her inside, I know.’
Malika tells them, ‘I’m thankful to have the education, but like, I feel overwhelmed. I mean nothing’s final until it is. I’m totally certain I’m going to have another baby. I’m just not all that clear about how.’
Khloe says, ‘I think you’re doing the smart thing by getting all the information you can and doing what’s best for you.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘I mean, I went a non-traditional route as well, to get my son and I really think that if Malika or anyone has their hopes on having a family, then you know, people have to do what they have to do to get the end result.’
Malika thanks them for everything, adding, ‘I do feel educated, and that was the real point,’ adding outside, ‘I think it’s a great thing that this exists to have as an option, and I’m not totally ruling it out, but, all that I learned made me kind of go like, “God, I have to act like I like someone and just have a baby with them.’
Malika says she needs a drink and asks if they can get a drink, and she adds, ‘Well, at your house, I know that’s where you wanna go anyway.’
The episode transitions to Kourtney, who is at Travis’ house, showing mother Kris where, ‘we have all these pumpkins like set up’ for Halloween, as Kris says it’s, ‘So cute.’
Kourtney says in confession, ‘We’re at Travis’ now because Travis and I have been really taing our time with figuring out where it makes sense for us to live together because the kids are also comfortable in their spaces, but it feels like we kind of figured out a plan for now, so we’re gonna move into his house, which is a block away, and then redo my house at the same time, so we can all be together, living together under one roof with the baby.’
Kourtney shows Kim all of her Halloween decorations, as Kourtney tells Kris, ‘Like I had it all like set up so when he got back it was like, it felt like Halloween, cause he was missing two weeks of it on tour.’
Back in confession, Kourtney says, ‘Everything that needs to be over at Travis’ is there and we just had the baby’s closet built out so that he has a cute little closet and yeah, I’m just excited to organize and put away all of his clothes.’
Kris sees that they have a ‘drum set where the baby sleeps,’ adding, ‘This is not normal, Kourtney,’ as Kourtney says, ‘He’s gonna get used to some drums.’
Kris won’t let it go, adding, ‘How can you play drums if the crib is right there?’ Kourtney responds,’ He was getting ready for tour, he has to practice.’
Kris still won’t let it go, adding, ‘In the bedroom? You have a huge house and you’re practicing next to the bed?’
Kris won’t let it go, adding, ‘How can you play drums if the crib is right there?’ Kourtney responds,’ He was getting ready for tour, he has to practice.’
But Kourtney ignores it, saying, ‘OK, this is the stuff I have to put away,’ as Kris turns to the camera and whispers, ‘This is not hormonal. It’s not normal.’
Kris turns to an open closet and says, ‘None of this goes here without baskets, you know,’ as Kris says, ‘Totally hormones, she’s ready to pop.’
Kourtney shows off, ‘a real vintage shirt from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, as Kris responds, ‘Stop.’
Kris continues asking various questions and Kourtney adds in confession, ‘I used to always say to my mom, when she would harass me about, “You don’t have this done yet and this isn’t put together,” and I would say, “People had babies in caves, without a diaper, without a wipe, without a pacifier, without anything, and they were all OK.”’
Kris asks, ‘What if your water broke like right now?’ Kourtney responds, ‘Well, let’s not say that, cause I am not ready.’
Kris says, ‘Oh, well after we’re done,’ and Kourtney clarifies, ‘No, my husband is on a plane, coming home.’
‘OK, then when he lands?’ Kris asks, with a mischievous smile to the camera.
‘No. I need to like have sex,’ Kourtney says, as Kris makes a bewildered face for the camera, adding, ‘This is how you talk to your mother?’
Kris adds in confession, ‘This is TMI (too much information) and I don’t need to know this. I’m looking at her and the visual, it’s just, no no no. Just keep it to yourself.’
‘That is… wild… that sex is taking priority to a birth,’ Kris insists, as Kourtney says, ‘Yeah, cause then you can’t have sex for six weeks after.’
A producer asks Kourtney in confession who’s going with her when she has the baby and she says, ‘Just Travis.’
She says her mom and sisters won’t be there, ‘unless I feel super stressed out and call Khloe or something, but, because I had a high-risk pregnancy, I need to feel good and stay calm.’
Kourtney tells Kris that today is, ‘our three-year anniversary of the first time we were ever together, and then a year later we got engaged.’
‘So this is your sex-aversary?’ Kris asks adding she was there, clarifying in confession, ‘Just to be clear, I was there when they got engaged, not… the other thing.’
Kourtney said she got, ‘the coolest gift for our anniversary today,’ adding, ‘It was like you have like one life on this planet and I feel like we like to be like… have an extra reasons to be like…’ as Kris finishes, ‘Celebrate.’
Kris asks what she got as a gift, as Kourtney says, ‘The movie that we watched, you know the first time, was True Romance, and it’s his favorite movie, so I found the wedding rings, the actual wedding rings from the movie.’
Kris asks, ‘What prop company would save those?’ as they continue organizing their room, as Kourtney mentions that ‘Mickey and Minnie have to be together,’ before asking Kris if she heard about the two iconic Disney characters ‘breaking up.’
‘Did you see there was like a viral thing on the internet that they broke up? It was like after like 92 years together or something, they broke up,’ Kourtney says.
Kris adds, ‘Well, like I said, don’t believe everything you hear on the internet,’ as Kris says in confession, ‘Mickey and Minnie got together and decided it was a good idea. I don’t know what happened! Blame it on the Mouse!’
Kourtney says, ‘I feel so heavy when I walk and the doctor told me he’s not even down like super low,’ as Kris asks what the ‘actual due date is,’ as Kourtney says, November 7.
‘Can you believe it’s so close to your birthday? That probably means that you were conceived on Valentine’s Day like I was, like he was,’ Kourtney says.
‘Oh, that’s interesting,’ Kris says, as Kourtney adds, ‘Yeah, that’s why they say that Scorpio’s are really sexual, because they were conceived by Valentine’s Day.’
The episode transitions to Kris meeting up with Kendall and her friend Kelsey, as Kris for some reason asks to brush Kendall’s hair.
Kendall reveals to the camera that they are at her old high school – Sierra Canyon – a private, preparatory school in Chatsworth, California.
‘We are at my old high school, Sierra Canyon, and today is their Mental Health Day, so they invited me to come speak and answer some questions, so I’m really happy to be here,’ Kendall tells the camera.
Back in confession, Kris asks which of her children was the best student in high school, but Kris says, ‘Oh I’m not gonna say that, no no no.’
When asked who got into the most trouble, Kris said, ‘Khloe. Haha. Sorry Khloe,’ as Khloe says in confession, ‘I even took myself out of real high school and enrolled myself in home school and forged my parents’ names and then told them after the fact.’
A producer asks, ‘Who was the best-behaved?’ Kris responds, ‘Kendall,’ as we see her take the stage at her high school alma mater.
When asked who talked back the most, Kris says, ‘Kourtney,’ but when asked about Kim, Kris just says, ‘Perfect.’
When asked who talked back the most, Kris says, ‘Kourtney,’ but when asked about Kim, Kris just says, ‘Perfect.’
Khloe seems taken aback by that, adding, ‘She was? OK.’
Back at the school, says she’s ‘so honored’ to be talking to them, adding in confession, ‘I love nostalgia so I love going back to my old school and seeing the campus and how it’s evolved, but on top of all that, I think that a really fun part of this is just being able to talk to the current students and give my word of advice on how I’ve dealt with my mental health journey. So I lovce it and I’m honored to be a part of it.’
A student asks Kendall about suffering from the insecurities that high school brings, and if she has any strategies about managing social media.
‘I take breaks a lot. I love to delete the Instagram app out of my phone or especially TikTok or Twitter. Maybe like the first day is a little bit of a shock, cause you’re going through your phone and you’re kind of naturally looking for that app. But it feels so incredible after the first day or two, and going at least a couple of days or a week without it is one of the most liberating and amazing feelings,’ Kendall said.
She adds, ‘It’s actually just so good for your brain to just turn it off for a little while and be in the real world and realize that a lot of things you see on there are just not legit, not real, and that the only thing that matters are the people around you and your environment.’
Kendall adds in confession, ‘I think right now, for kids in high school with social media especially, you can all fall into like negative patterns on the internet and, you know, see things we don’t really care to see that might bring us down, so I like to just remove myself. I find it very healthy, I like doing it.’
Back in school, Kendall is asked, ‘to share a personal moment where you felt like addressing your mental health positively impacted your career?’
Kendall responded, ‘What was interesting, I think, when I started to open up about I guess my mental health publicly, was I was doing it out of genuine like, this is kind how I feel. And I always had this weird thing about like, “How much do I wanna share?” I’m a relatively more private person. Something just kinda came over me one day and I kinda started sharing things and the positive thing I saw come out of it was making other people feel less alone. It was well-received in a way that wasn’t about me. It was about everybody else feeling like, “Oh wow, this makes me feel a little bit less alone or a little bit better about what I’m dealing with.” That was really nice.’
Kris adds in confession, ‘I think it’s really special that Kendall can revisit her high school to share her message about how she feels and deals with anxiety and mental health and all these things that were so taboo to talk about back in the day. I was so proud of her.’
Kendall thanks the school, adding, ‘Good luck, and know that you’re all so gorgeous and so deserving of love and all beautiful things, ‘as they clap for her.
The episode transitions to New York City, where Kim is in glam for the Swarovski event, adding in confession, ‘So SKIMS is doing a collab with Swarovski and I think the SKIMS girl will really love having fun crystal piece. I know I always loved it.’
They show a 2008 red carpet interview with Kim where she talks about how much she loves the Swarovski brand.
She continues in confession, ‘I love what they’ve been doing and I think it would be really cool to partner with the crystals with clothing and to make some really cool pieces out of crystals. So I’m just super excited about this.’
Back in glam, Kim admits, ‘One fun fact, every time I put on jewelry, I blow dry it cause I can’t stand putting on something freezing.’
They show two huge piles of crystals that will be going on her dress, adding, ‘We have to blow dry the whole thing so it goes on warm.’
‘I used to be freezing in bed and put a blow dryer like in my bed and just turn it on low,’ as one of Kim’s team says, ‘That’s why this room is boiling right now.’
Kim gets in the car in her insane crystal-embedded skirt, as she realizes, ‘No one ever tried to sit in this skirt… it’s not the most comfy.’
On the ride over, she calls Saint, who asks if he can order KFC, as Kim says, ‘You know, we’re gonna have to take one sugary thing out of your day.’
‘I barely ate the sugary things,’ Saint insists, as Kim continues in confession, ‘With Saint, there’s always a negotiation. “Please, please, please mom? Can I just have one more chocolate and I promise I’ll do my homework in an hour. Please please please mom?’
Back in the car, Kim says, ‘A biscuit and some honey?’ Saint responds, ‘No, um like two biscuits and like two chicken wings.’
Kim is back in confession with Saint, saying he’s, ‘the biggest negotiator you’ve ever met, doesn’t take no for an answer,’ as he just smiles while climbing on the couch.
Kim relents in the car, telling Saint, ‘So let’s do that, you can have a soda with your KFC. Go wild tonight,’ as Saint says, ‘OK, thanks.’
Kim says, ‘I love you, have fun at KFC,’ but Saint hangs up before she can finish.
They get to the event and find crystal-embedded taxis with Swarovski SKIMS toppers, as Kim gets out and takes some pictures.
‘I always had everything bedazzled, like my phone was, my Sidekick pager. To think of having a clothing line with like the best crystal bedazzles, bedazzled taxis, like the whole rollout is so fun and amazing.’
The taxis pull up as Kim’s hairstylist says, ‘They’re lined up in the street,’ before she get out of the vehicle.
They get to the event and find crystal-embedded taxis with Swarovski SKIMS toppers, as Kim gets out and takes some pictures
‘I’m definitely nervous because I just wanna make sure that our collabs were unexpected, iconic, and I just hope people love it,’ she says in confession.
Kim meets up with Swarovski Global Creative Director Giovanna Engelbert, who gives Kim a hug, as Kim marvels, ‘This store looks insane,’ asking Giovanna, ‘Do you love it?’
Kim greets stars such as Lala Anthony, Georgia May Jagger, Emma Roberts, Teyana Taylor, Kristen Noel Crawley
‘I’m really excited that everyone’s coming out to celebrate and try something new. I’m so excited about it, and there’s such great praise and people really love the collection. It’s just like, it’ll never get old.
Kim tells a reporter, ‘Swarovski is so perfect because it’s glitzy and glam and I think because SKIMS is so, like a sporty simple feel, this really amps it up and just gives that glamour girl.’
‘I mean, I am on Cloud 9. This night has been amazing, but I’m honestly just really looking forward to getting home to my kids, cause they’re at home waiting to shame me for being the most embarrassing mom,’ Kim says in confession.
The episode goes back to L.A., where Khloe is eating from a huge fruit plate, insisting, ‘These aren’t my nipples, just so you guys know, they’re Kim’s,’ referring to the new SKIMS nipple bra.
Malika comes over and asks, ‘Is that the Kim nipple bra?’ They show a commercial where Kim says, ‘Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder. And unlike the icebergs, these aren’t going anywhere.’
‘But Kim is such a bitch. I was like, if I get my boobs done, I like this size. She was like, “That is TOO big for you!”’ Khloe tells Malika.
Malika disagrees, as Khloe says, ‘I was like, coming from double-d door knockers is telling me what’s too big for me? Please.’
Khloe explains in confession, ‘So Malika and I both have decided that the sperm bank isn’t the right fit for Malika, so we are inviting my mom and Scott (Disick) over today, really to see if they know of anyone either that Malika should be put on a date with, or someone who would just want to donate some sperm.’
‘So, who has a little bit of sperm laying around?’ Khloe asks, adding, ‘Do you know anyone who had any sperm they’d want to possibly give to someone with no questions asked?’
Scott guesses, ‘Malika?’ as she raises her hand, and Scott adds, ‘I’ve always wanted to bang ya, let’s do it,’ while patting her on the shoulder.
Malika just laughs as Khloe explains, ‘She doesn’t want to have sex with you,’ and Malika reiterates, ‘I don’t want to have sex with anyone. I just want the baby.’
Khloe adds, ‘We went to a sperm bank, first of all, you guys,’ as Kris asks, ‘What is a sperm bank? Do people just go there and j**k off? Like what’s it like?’
Khloe continues, ‘So we thought, like, it’s always a place I sort of like wanted to see,’ as Scott interrupts, ‘You’ve wanted to see a j**k off clinic?’
‘Scott! Focus! A sperm bank. It’s like this white, medicinal office space,’ Khloe insists, as Scott adds, ‘It’s a spank bank.’
‘Shut the f**k up,’ Khloe insists, as Scott changes the subject adding, ‘Do you have the new nipple bra on? I was gonna say those things are good.’
Khloe laughs and Scott adds, ‘It’s the only time you don’t tell me to shut up is when I compliment, anything else, “Scott, shut up. Shut the f**k up.” Your tits look amazing. “What did you say?”’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘I should have read the room. It was the wrong room to wear this in.’
Kris adds, ‘I know what it must feel like to want a sibling for your baby, because I always had that feeling deep down in my heart and my soul… and that’s why I had six kids. I had a baby at 23 and then every couple of years I had a baby for awhile, and then I had a baby and had two more.’
Khloe adds that Kris was, ‘desperate for Kendall and Kylie. You tried so many times, you had so many miscarriages.’
‘So, I think I understand the desire,’ Kris tells Malika, adding in confession, ‘I had Kendall when I was 40 and I really wanted Kendall to have a sibling that was closer in age to her, so I had Kylie when I was 41, and it wasn’t easy. I got terrible gestational diabetes when I was pregnant with Kylie, and with Kendall, I remember having a miscarriage right before, so I was nervous the whole time. I get Malika’s desire to have another baby and have a sibling for Ace, whose also my godson so I love him madly. I think whatever she decides is gonna be the right decision.’
Kris tells Malika, ‘Find some friends with benefits. I would be pregnant right now if I could. I just can’t,’ as Khloe says, ‘You know you can. You know your uterus doesn’t age,’ as Malika says Kris could be her surrogate.
‘No, that’s OK,’ as Kris asks if that’s the nipple bra, as Kris says she needs a list and a turkey baster.
‘This was maybe the wrong group to talk to about this,’ Khloe admits, adding, ‘Holidays are around the corner. You’re gonna be at holiday parties, you’re gonna be a social butterfly. Go spread your wings…’ as Scott adds, ‘Go spread your *censored*.’
‘He’s a sicko,’ Malika says with a laugh, as Scott adds, ‘You want pregnancy? Bend over,’ as the episode comes to an end.
The preview for next week’s episode finds Kim saying, ‘I am now the brand ambassador for Balenciaga. I’m hoping that it’s not gonna add so much because I have so much going on.’
Kim adds that Khloe didn’t come at the last minute, as Kendall goes over to see Kylie, who complains that people have been talking about her looks since she was 13 as she starts crying.
‘It just gets exhausting. I hear nasty things about myself all the time,’ Kylie says in confession, telling Kendall through tears, ‘Like I have never cried about this before but I guess it does affect me.’
Kim is talking to her agent about pitching movies, and then she tells her group of friends known as the “lifers” that she, ‘sold a movie to Netflix.’
The preview also teases that Kourtney and Travis are on their way to the hospital to ultimately welcome their son Rocky, with cameras seemingly in the room as she delivers.
