Real Housewives of Miami: Lisa Hochstein accuses estranged husband Lenny of portraying her as an inadequate mother in custody battle for their kids

Lisa Hochstein accused her estranged husband Lenny of trying to paint her as an unfit mother on Wednesday’s episode of The Real Housewives of Miami on Bravo.

Lisa, 41, called Adriana de Moura, 57, and told her that Lenny filed a motion trying to paint her as an unfit mother.

‘He’s trying to take the kids 100%,’ Lisa said.

Lisa said in a confessional that in this latest tactic, Lenny filed a motion claiming that she was abusing prescription drugs which she said was false. Adriana met Lisa outside her children’s ballet class to discuss this.

‘The goal is to paint me as the worst person as the worst mother imaginable,’ Lisa said. ‘He claims that I was heard saying that I desire illegal controlled substances, such as Klonopin Adderall, stuff like that.’

‘First of all you have ADD,’ Adriana said.

Adriana said she had a prescription for Adderall.

‘This is another false accusation,’ Lisa said. ‘They are trying to destroy me. Take away the mother of these children. They need their mother.’

Lisa said she didn’t know what she did to deserve this.

‘I feel like I’m living in hell and I can’t get out,’ Lisa said sobbing. ‘It’s just too much. Now he’s trying to take everything from me, everything.’

In a confessional, Lisa said Lenny knows she doesn’t have the funds to keep spending on lawyers.

‘He’s doing this because he wants to hurt me and he wants to wear me down,’ Lisa said. ‘Why can’t he just do the right thing and let me live.’

Lisa said she worked to help him build his business and now he was throwing her away like trash.

‘He left his children for a 25-year-old girl,’ Adriana said. ‘He’s the bad guy, not you.’

The show titled Palm Beach Pandemonium opened on day two of the girls trip to Palm Beach. Marysol Patton, 56, announced she had a google alert on Lisa and there was a story about her that she was charging $10,000 in one month to Lenny’s Instacart.

The women discussed how Lisa needed to work to stand on her own. Marysol suggested that Julia Lemigova, 51, try talking to her. The women then played croquet. Kiki Barth, 33, ran out around the court when she scored a point and then her boob popped out.

‘All these senior citizens watching Kiki’s boob popped out. This is probably the highlight of their year,’ Larsa Pippen, 49, said in a confessional.

Marysol said she was upset with Julia for being at a dinner with her ex and listening to his vent. Alexia told her she was overreacting.

Later the group sat down for dinner. Julia asked Alexia Nepola , 56, why she said she had to ask her husband Todd for permission if they could share a room. Alexia said she was just joking.

‘When I heard that I was thinking that some people, sometimes me being a lesbian could sound as if I would be like a predator,’ Julia said.

‘Oh my god no,’ Alexia said. ‘I would love all of us to be lesbians. No, it was just like a sexual joke. I’m sorry. It was a bad taste joke.’

Julia said in a confessional that she could see that Alexia was uncomfortable with the situation but that she decided to just let it go.

Lisa then joined the dinner table. Adriana then screamed that she saw an alligator and everyone ran screaming.

‘In Florida we don’t play around when it comes to alligators,’ Adriana said. ‘You see something that could be an alligator, you just run.’

Everyone sat down at the table. Dr. Nicole Martin, 39, told Lisa that they wanted to do a Mother’s Day brunch tomorrow. Julia thanked Lisa for coming to her opera party after going through that incident with Lenny. Julia told her that kids come first and that she really like Jody.

‘I’m a 100% looking for a home for me and the kids,’ Lisa said.

Alexia said Marysol got a google alert about how she was spending $10,000 a month on Instacart.

‘Do you have a tapeworm, how do you go through $10,000 worth of groceries,’ Marysol said.

‘I feel like I’m being interrogated right now,’ Lisa said.

Lisa said she was feeling triggered because now they were bringing these things up.

‘Did you drive Lenny’s car here?’ Alexia asked.

‘Did you drive Todd’s car here?’ Lisa asked.

‘I drove our car here,’ Alexia said. ‘I’m good with Todd, you are not good with Lenny.’

Adriana said Lisa has the right to drive the Rolls because it was purchased when they were married.

‘You guys, it’s marital property, and I’ve always driven this car,’ Lisa said.

Alexia said they were just trying to help her because Lenny was alleging she planted a listening device in one of their cars. Lisa said in a confessional that she also didn’t appreciate them questioning her relationship with her boyfriend Jody.

‘I love to be in a relationship because I don’t like the whole dating scene,’ Lisa said. ‘I like to be home watching Netflix. I like to be having someone next to me doing that and he’s that guy. ‘

Alexia said when she was going through her own litigation that she didn’t bring Todd into it because they were just dating at the time. Alexia said when she lost Todd encouraged her to not appeal and instead focus on her mental health. She said at one point Lisa would have to make that same decision.

‘Is being right the right thing? ‘ Alexia said.

The women then all got up and gave her a hug.

‘This feels like a gang bang and not the good kind,’ Lisa said. ‘Not that any of them would be good.’

Lisa walked away and left everyone at the table.

‘With friends like this who need enemies,’ Lisa said in a confessional.

Guerdy Abraira, 45, told her husband Russell when they got back about how they tried to talk to Lisa in Palm Beach. She told him before she went into surgery she had to do a radiation treatment. She said when they take out the tumor she will learn if she needs to do chemo.

‘You are going to go step by step,’ Russell said.

Guerdy started crying and said it was intense.

Nicole met her father Mike for dinner. He told her that his girlfriend Isis had sciatica and couldn’t make it. Nicole said she thought it was weird that she didn’t come.

Mike kept having to go to the bathroom and Nicole asked if he was having issues with his prostate. He told her that his prostate was very good.

‘I’m going to have a kid soon,’ Mike said.

‘Excuse me?’ Nicole said.

‘Two not one,’ Mike said. ‘You still here, or have you left?’

‘Hold on, you just dropped a bomb,’ Nicole said. ‘So, I would be their sister. But then Anthony and I are having to have baby number two.’

‘Maybe I will have one before you,’ Mike said.

‘Your child would be my child’s aunt,’ Nicole said.

Nicole asked him when this baby would happen and Mike said he could wait if she wanted.

‘Don’t let me stop you from living your best life,’ Nicole said. ‘I wasn’t expecting this news.’

Mike said he wanted to have two more children to make it eight. Nicole said she didn’t know even of all these children.

‘Who are the two that I don’t know about?’ Nicole asked.

Mike said he had two kids that were eight and seven.

‘I wasn’t expecting all of this?’ Nicole said. ‘It’s a lot.’

The show ended with a memoriam tribute to Nicole’s father and read ‘In Loving Memory. Miguel Martin II 1954-2023.’

The Real Housewives of Miami will return next week on Bravo.