Kourtney Kardashian’s oldest child – 14-year-old Mason – made a rare appearance on the Season 5 finale of The Kardashians.
Towards the end of this week’s Season 5 finale, Kylie Jenner hosts a massive dinner party – catered by Nobu – for the entire family.
As the family starts to file into Kylie’s home, Kourtney is seen giving Mason a hug, saying, ‘My son,’ as he smiles and hugs his mom.
While Mason hasn’t been seen on screen in years, his mom was quite sad when he decided to stay with his dad and ditch Kourtney’s Australia family trip.
Season 5 represents the last in Hulu’s current pact with the family, though it remains to be seen if the show will be renewed, and if so, if Mason will be a bigger part of the show moving forward.
Kourtney Kardashian ‘s oldest child – 14-year-old Mason – made a rare appearance on the Season 5 finale of The Kardashians
Kourtney Kardashian ‘s oldest child – 14-year-old Mason – made a rare appearance on the Season 5 finale of The Kardashians
While Mason hasn’t been seen on screen in years, his mom was quite sad when he decided to stay with his dad and ditch Kourtney’s Australia family trip
The episode begins with Kim telling Kris and Khloe, ‘I was getting my blood drawn the other day and the person goes, ‘I mean, your mom’s blood, wow.’
Kris adds, ‘He called me up and said, “Your blood results should be in a museum, that’s how good they are for your age. I mean, when somebody tells you that, you’re not gonna throw that little comment away,’ as Khloe adds, ‘No.’
Kim adds, ‘There’s this thing called a Horvath test,’ as Khloe says, ‘A whore bath?’ Kim insists, ‘No, not a whore bath. I don’t know why they would ever… I don’t think it’s spelled like a whore.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘I heard a whore bath. Whore bath. A whore bath test. Isn’t that what you heard? Whore bath. I would just change the name.’
Kim adds, ‘I think it’s like a whore…’ as Kris asks, ‘How do you spell whore?’ Kim adds, ‘I don’t really know how it (the test) is spelled, I just know it’s not like a hooker bath. It’s like this age test that will tell you exactly what your like physical real age is.’
Kim adds in confession, ‘I found this test called the Horvath test. Whoever named it needs to be fired. It measures your biological age, not your chronological age, but I just want to feel my best. If I happen to look like I’m 20, I’m not mad at it.’
Kim tells Khloe and Kris, ‘Say you’re 40 and your blood test comes back that for sure for sure for sure,’ as Kris explains, ‘It wasn’t my blood test. It was the scanner. The scan that we took said I was 40.’
Khloe says, ‘Mom, they didn’t tell any of us our age,’ as Kim insists, ‘They didn’t,’ as Kris says, ‘Well we filmed it and we can back… you were there Paxy.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘I heard a whore bath. Whore bath. A whore bath test. Isn’t that what you heard? Whore bath. I would just change the name’
They show a clip from 2022 where a doctor says, ‘You’re incredibly healthy. Knowing your age, I’d kind of put you like well into the 40s, is kind of where your body fits.
Khloe says, ‘They probably just lied because it was on camera,’ as Kris says, ‘But I’d love to go to the whore bath. Do you know what they do?’
Khloe asks, ‘Yeah, how do they find out?’ Kim answers, ‘Blood,’ as Khloe asks, ‘What if they tell an age that’s older than my chronological age? Do you know how upset I would be?’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘I don’t feel like this is gonna be good for me and if it tells me I’m 75, I’m gonna spiral and then how do I fix that? I don’t. So what does that mean? I’m dead?’
Kim adds in confession, ‘She thinks she’s gonna be 60? She probably is, and this is gonna be a wake-up call for her to get out and live her life.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘Yeah stress is a huge issue here. I’ve had a lot of stress. I’ve always had a lot of stress. And I also know I really like the kids menu and I don’t wanna change from that. Onion rings with ranch dressing? F**k yes. Pizza, thin crust, make it crispy, yes on the ranch, mozzarella.’
Kris says, ‘I’m in for sure, and if it says I’m a year older than 40 I’m gonna be pissed.’
The episode cuts back to Sydney, Australia, where Kourtney Kardashian is continuing her vacation with her kids and husband Travis Barker.
Kim adds in confession, ‘She thinks she’s gonna be 60? She probably is, and this is gonna be a wake-up call for her to get out and live her life’
Kourtney is in the kitchen, making her ‘famous matcha latte recipe,’ which includes maple syrup and Himalayan salt.
Kourtney adds in confession, ‘We’ve been having the best time in Sydney. I’m so happy that we came.’
Back in the kitchen Kourtney says, ‘Whisk is key,’ before going to facetime Khloe, adding in confession, ‘I’ve had almost two weeks with my kids alone. It was so needed to have this time with them, and now I’m so happy that Travis is back in Sydney and I’m making him my world famous matcha.’
Kourtney says in the kitchen that she’s, ‘scared to try this, I don’t have caffeine anymore while I’m breastfeeding.’
She facetimes Khloe who is getting ready for Valentine’s Day, showing Kourtney the ‘photo wall,’ joking, ‘Give me one more year I’ll be over this s**t.’
Kourtney adds, ‘I was gonna say, it screams “Bad for the planet,”’ as Khloe says, ‘Kourtney, not now,’ as Kourtney’s matcha starts overflowing in the pot.
Khloe puts young Tatum on as Kourtney says, ‘Hi! Remember me?’ Khloe instructs her young son to, ‘Say, “Hi Aunty Kourt!”’
Tatum says, ‘Lovey,’ referring to Kris, but Khloe says, ‘That’s not Lovey, it’s Kourt,’ as Khloe insists, ‘Kourtney, that’s not an insult,’ but Kourtney says, ‘Do I look like I’m in my 60s?’
Kourtney adds in confession, ‘We’ve been having the best time in Sydney. I’m so happy that we came’
Kourtney adds in confession, ‘Obviously, she’s my mom and she’s beautiful and she’s 20-something years older than me, so it’s not like the ultimate compliment. It kind of is, I guess.’
Tatum says ‘Hi’ to Kourt and tries to say ‘Kourt,’ as his aunt explains, ‘This Aunty Kourt, not Lovey,’ but Tatum says, ‘Lovey,’ again, as Kourtney goes outside to show them her view.
She shows them the islands and the Sydney Opera House and her flowers, adding, ‘Travis surprised me last night, it would be so your style. He had a white Rolls-Royce pick us up, take us to dinner,’ as they show footage of them getting in the car.
‘It was our Valentine’s Day and we had the best time. And then there was more of the same flowers in the hotel but we only got to stay for a couple hours but like I couldn’t with the baby and all the kids,’ Kourtney tells Khloe.
Kourtney adds in confession, ‘He flew back from wherever he was in Australia back to Sydney. It’s like very rare now that we would have time alone or go out to dinner or anything.’
A producer asks Kourtney, ‘Are you a romantic?’ She answers, ‘I’m definitely a romantic,’ as Travis interrupts her confession to bring her, ‘latte drink from whatchamacallit,’ as they kiss.
She tells him, ‘We’re talking about Australia. She says, “Are you a romantic?” I know Travis is a romantic, but are you, and I said yes,’ as Travis adds, ‘I think I brought it out in her.’
Kourtney adds, as Travis kisses her hand, ‘I was thinking like I’m a romantic with him,’ as Travis adds, ‘Yeah, ‘cause I remember someone I was just friends with would be like, “I don’t even like hugging people. I had to go to a hugging class,” that’s what you told me.’
Kourtney adds in confession, ‘Obviously, she’s my mom and she’s beautiful and she’s 20-something years older than me, so it’s not like the ultimate compliment. It kind of is, I guess’
Kourtney laughs as Travis kisses her again and says he’s going to go see their son Rocky before kissing again.
Back in Australia, Kourtney shows Khloe her new pajamas, adding, ‘Travis had them in the hotel for us, matching,’ before disconnecting the video call.
Kourtney continues in confession, ‘We planned a day at the zoo today, which I haven’t been to the zoo in years, but I think the zoo in Australia is supposed to be really special.’
Kourtney tries her matcha and is clearly disgusted, adding, ‘Ugh, it tastes like fish.’
The episode cuts back to Los Angeles, where Jane Fonda is waiting at Homeboy Industries’ Homegirl Cafe in the Chinatown area of Los Angeles.
‘I’m glad I’m gonna be able to have Kim come here and learn a little bit about it. She has a lot of ways that she could really matter to Homeboy,’ Jane says.
Kim arrives and she hugs Jane, who thanks her for coming, as Kim says in confession, ‘I mean, I’m constantly thinking about how we can improve prisons and help people re-enter civilization.’
They show footage of Kim at the women’s prison from last week’s episode and Alice Johnson, who says, ‘You gave me freedom.’
Kim continues in confession, ‘Once I realized that I can make a difference, it was really kind of hard to stop,’ as they show more footage of Kim helping prisoners
Kim continues in confession, ‘Once I realized that I can make a difference, it was really kind of hard to stop,’ as they show more footage of Kim helping prisoners.
‘You know, I think once you spend time in prisons and you meet people and you hear their story, you might not ever make that same choice, but you also have never really been in their shoes,’ Kim adds in confession.
Kim continues, ‘I just like to have like an open heart and really believe that people can change,’ as Jane takes her into the office of Father Greg Boyle, the founder of Homeboy Industries.
‘I’m meeting with Jane Fonda, who is a board member of Homeboy Industries, which is an amazing organization that helps assimilate formerly incarcerated people coming home and getting them jobs so I’m really excited to see what it’s all about today,’ Kim says in confession.
Jane tells Kim, ‘You know, we really respect your work on criminal justice reform and you’ve helped get them out and I know we’ve talked about… getting them out is one thing, and hen once they’re out they’ve got nothing, right? You know that better than I do, and that’s why we exist here at Homeboy.’
Kim says, ‘That’s amazing. How did you get involved?’ Jane answers, ‘I wanted to be on the board because I wanted to see, up close and personal, what this secret sauce is, and it’s just amazing.’
Kim says in confession, ‘I really, you know, admire Jane’s dedication to this cause. She’s been doing this for a few decades now and I’m just so inspired by all of the people I met along the way to just continue this fight.’
Jane tells Kim that everyone is so excited that she’s here as Jane takes her through the kitchen and tells her, ‘The food is really good,’ as Kim says, ‘I know, I got a delivery of a cake before.’
Kim says in confession, ‘I really, you know, admire Jane’s dedication to this cause. She’s been doing this for a few decades now and I’m just so inspired by all of the people I met along the way to just continue this fight’
Kim is introduced to Pam, who runs the food business, and tells Kim, ‘I myself came through the program in 2011, after I got out of prison. I wanted to change my life and I came here and I started out hostessing, worked my way up, and now I’m the general manager. This is what Homeboy does for us.’
Kim says in confession, ‘I think it’s really important to tell their stories. It’s just the classic story of like don’t judge a book by its cover. It’s just so powerful to bring our cameras so that everyone can see how many amazing people we can meet that are just deserving of a second chance.’
Kim is taken into the bakery, as a woman says it’s, ‘a $2 million business a year,’ as Jane says that she and her Grace & Frankie co-star Lily Tomlin were there before, learning to make croissants.’
Jane adds, ‘What was so moving to us is the two guys who were teaching us were former members of gangs who, you know, fought each other, and there they were, making bread together. I found that so moving.’
They ask Kim if she wants to try making their buttered croissants, as she grabs an apron and gives it a shot.
While she gets it wrong at first, they correct her and she rolls a perfect croissant as Jane says, ‘She’s a natural!’
Kim jokes, ‘Don’t tell my kids that I know how to make a croissant,’ as she takes pics with many of the workers while wearing a hairnet.
Kim is then taken to the tattoo removal area, as Jane says, ‘You know why it’s important to have the tats removed, right? Because you want to get back into the world you’ve gotta…’
Kim says in confession, ‘I think it’s really important to tell their stories. It’s just the classic story of like don’t judge a book by its cover. It’s just so powerful to bring our cameras so that everyone can see how many amazing people we can meet that are just deserving of a second chance’
A woman there is about to get an intricate tattoo removed from her neck, but she explains that one isn’t even ‘gang-related.’
‘But as soon as somebody sees me, it’s just like, “Where’s she going?” Like the energies are different. Like I just want to be able to take my kids to a park and not get stared at because of what we look like or what tattoos we have.’
They all put on protective glasses as Kim offers to hold the young woman’s hand and stand behind her while it’s done.
The process starts as Kim says, ‘Oh s**t… you’ve got this,’ while squeezing her hand, adding, ‘You can see it disappearing already, seriously.’
They finish the procedure as the doctor says there is one more to do and says Kim was going to do it, but Kim insists, ‘I wouldn’t trust me, guys. We have a professional here,’ as they laugh.
Another Homeboy employee says, ‘For me, this is my family, like I don’t have family of my own. Now I’m here and I work in the legal department. I’m studying to be a paralegal,’ which Kim says is, ‘amazing.’
‘I also know how to expunge all my peers’ records and my batting average is pretty good because we have a 95% percentage rate of granted expungements,’ she adds, which impresses Kim and Jane.
‘But without Homeboy, yeah, I wouldn’t be able to do it,’ she says, as Kim tells the camera that, ‘Today was amazing, I’m so honored.’
The process starts as Kim says, ‘Oh s**t… you’ve got this,’ while squeezing her hand, adding, ‘You can see it disappearing already, seriously.’
Jane says, ‘And we’re so happy that Kim could come because she’s working on criminal justice reform and she really understands what happens when people are released and they have nothing. And so I really wanted her to know what Homeboy is because this is what we do here, we heal. We love you.’
Kim and Jane both hug as Jane says, ‘Keep up the good work, Kim,’ and she says, ‘You too!’
The episode transitions back to Sydney, where Travis, Kourtney and her son Reign are ready to head to the zoo, though Kourtney says that, ‘Penelope fell asleep, guys. She’s sound asleep.’
‘She needed it then, babe,’ Travis says as they take off for the zoo without her as Travis says, ‘We’re gonna have some fun, it’s gonna be a good day.’
Kourtney uses the ride to the zoo to pump some breast milk, as she hands a small bottle to Travis, who tells Reign, ‘I had some the other day, it was so good,’ but he admits he was kidding.
They get to the zoo and meets a worker who asks, ‘Are you guys excited to see some animals today?’
They walk up to a kangaroo and Reign asks if he can pet her and the employee says yes, as he does so and Travis starts filming.
‘That is so cute,’ Kourtney tells Travis, as the woman hands Reign some of the roo’s favorite food and asks Reign to feed her.
The episode transitions back to Sydney, where Travis, Kourtney and her son Reign are ready to head to the zoo, though Kourtney says that, ‘Penelope fell asleep, guys. She’s sound asleep’
‘Mom, can I get a pet kangaroo in our house please, and can he live there in there with me?’ Reign asks, as he slowly feeds the marsupial some food.
‘I don’t think they allow that,’ Kourtney says, as Reign protests, ‘I’m responsible, mom,’ but Kourtney says, ‘No, I don’t think that’s allowed.
The kangaroo starts pooping as Reign steps in the droppings, before they go to another area and Reign asks, ‘Mom, can we get a pet of this?’
‘I think it’s like a rare…’ Kourtney begins, as an employee says, ‘Yeah, unfortunately you can’t keep them as pets.’
Another woman says, ‘Also, their poo is so stinky,’ but Reign says, ‘Eh, it’s worth it, probably, for how cute he is.’
They go to see a koala, as the woman says, ‘Koalas sleep about 20 hours a day,’ as Kourtney says, ‘That’s the cutest thing,’ as Reign asks, ‘Momma, can we buy a koala?’
‘They’re very rare, sweetie, and endangered,’ Kourtney says, as Travis asks the employee, ‘Did you guys like try to find someone to mate with him?’
The woman says, ‘Yes, so he actually had a visitor this morning, maybe that’s why he is the way he is now.’
They go to see a koala, as the woman says, ‘Koalas sleep about 20 hours a day,’ as Kourtney says, ‘That’s the cutest thing,’ as Reign asks, ‘Momma, can we buy a koala?’
‘Oooh you got some game,’ Reign says as the woman laughs, as they leave and Reign asks for hand sanitizer.
Travis leaves to do a sound check for the show as he kisses Kourtney many times as Reign gives them a shady look and ultimately says, ‘Stop making out.
Travis leaves and Reign grabs Kourtney by the hand and says, ‘Now let’s go,’ as they go see more animals and Kourtney says, ‘Now don’t get any more ideas for pets. We have six pets and seven kids, including a baby.’
‘Travis had to leave early to go to rehearsal, but I love trying to spend one-on-one time with the kids, and Reign and I, we have so much fun when we’re together, we just laugh the whole time.,’ Kourtney says in confession.
Another worker shows Reign how to feed a giraffe some carrots, as he jokes, ‘And if you get a bit of slobber on your hand, it’s good hair gel as well.’
Reign starts to move his hand towards Kourtney’s hair and says, ‘How about you get some hair gel mom?’ But she pushes him away and says, ‘No, no hair gel for mommy.’
‘Mom, can we get a pet of this?’ he says, looking at a giraffe.
The episode cuts back to Los Angeles where Kim and Khloe and Scott Disick are hanging out, as Kim tries to decipher something on a wall.
The episode cuts back to Los Angeles where Kim and Khloe and Scott Disick are hanging out, as Kim tries to decipher something on a wall
‘Does that not look like a backwards K? Does that not look like an R?’ Kim asks, as Khloe says, ‘It looks like a bunch of little penises.’
A registered nurse named Vadim Borchenko arrives and asks, ‘Are you guys ready to measure your biological age? We need to collect blood, six to nine drops.’
Kim says in confession, ‘We’re doing a blood test to check our biological age. I feel pretty good about mine. It would be very ego-boosting if I was younger than my regular age.’
Scott says, ‘God, I’m probably so much older than it says,’ as Khloe admits, ‘That’s what I’m afraid about.’
Scott insists, ‘No, you’re in such good health. Kim’s probably gonna be like 15. I’m probably gonna be like 70.’
Khloe adds, ‘But if it says we’re like 80…’ as she continues in confession, ‘Every prick and blood drop I’m f***ing freaking out. The only thing that’s saving me is that Scott’s doing this test too, cause there’s no way I’m older than Scott. He used to party like a… I don’t even know. Scott used to party, I’ll just say that.’
Khloe asks Vadim if he’s done this and he shakes his head, saying, ‘I’m old. It would not make a difference,’ as Khloe laughs.
Vadim adds, ‘It just gives you ability to modify your life so you can live longer with better quality,’ as Khloe says, ‘Hell yeah,’ and Scott asks, ‘You’re trying to live longer?’
Kim says in confession, ‘We’re doing a blood test to check our biological age. I feel pretty good about mine. It would be very ego-boosting if I was younger than my regular age’
Khloe says, ‘Yes,’ and Scott asks, ‘For what?’ Khloe answers, ‘To be with my kids,’ as Scott says, ‘Ah, got it.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘I honestly feel like all of my sisters would be probably younger. Kourt works out, she eats great, I mean disgusting, avocado smoothies, like…’
They thank Vadim as Khloe continues in confession, ‘I love ice cream, cookies and Goldfish, Wheat Thins, cereal, love it.’
Kim adds in confession, ‘I definitely think I’m gonna be younger, just for like how much health and wellness and everything I do I would be like, OK it’s all a scam. My mom’s getting her blood drawn at her house.
Khloe adds in confession, ‘My mom, she loves her martinis and she doesn’t love to work out,’ as Kim jokes in confession, ‘She calls it pilate-y, she can’t even finish the f***ing name pilates, she so lazy and can’t even do it. Of course she’s not gonna be 20 years younger like she thinks. She looks it, and listen, I’d rather look it.’
They cut to Kris’ house where Vadim visits to draw her blood, as Kris says in confession, ‘Today is the day of the blood draw for the Horvath test and I’m interested to see if it represents the way I feel inside. So I can’t wait to see the results.’
Kim tells the camera while having her blood drawn, ‘Listen, I’m just happy to be alive in my heart, but in my soul, I wanna be 40.’
Vadim finishes and says, ‘You did it, wow, very impressive,’ though it’s not really clear what exactly is ‘impressive.’
Khloe says, ‘Yes,’ and Scott asks, ‘For what?’ Khloe answers, ‘To be with my kids,’ as Scott says, ‘Ah, got it’
They cut to Kris’ house where Vadim visits to draw her blood, as Kris says in confession, ‘Today is the day of the blood draw for the Horvath test and I’m interested to see if it represents the way I feel inside. So I can’t wait to see the results’
Kim tells the camera while having her blood drawn, ‘Listen, I’m just happy to be alive in my heart, but in my soul, I wanna be 40′
Vadim finishes and says, ‘You did it, wow, very impressive,’ though it’s not really clear what exactly is ‘impressive’
‘See? Very impressive,’ Kris says into the camera with a wink and a thumbs up.
The episode cuts back to Sydney where Kourtney brings Penelope, Reign and baby Rocky to the arena for Travis’ Blink-182 show.
‘Travis has been touring everywhere in Australia and this is the first show in Sydney. It’s been a really long time since I’ve been to a show and I’m really excited to bring all the kids,’ Kourtney says in confession.
Kourtney goes backstage and meets Mark Hoppus’ wife Skye who sees the baby Rocky, asking Penelope, ‘Are you taking good care of him?’ She says, ‘Yeah,’ and Kourtney says Penelope has been, ‘the best big sister.’
Travis comes back as Kourtney says he’s, ‘sound asleep,’ but he wakes up when Travis gets there and he tells him he loves him.
They get ready to head back as Kourtney tells Reign to take noise-canceling headphones with him.
Before Travis goes on, Kourtney says a prayer, stating, ‘Dear Lord Jesus, I pray that you keep a wall of fire around Travis. I pray that you keep him safe on the riser with the fire to protect his hands and let him have the best show, in Jesus’ name, Amen.’
The band takes the stage as Kourtney records some of the performance from the guarded VIP section.
The episode cuts back to Sydney where Kourtney brings Penelope, Reign and baby Rocky to the arena for Travis’ Blink-182 show
‘Travis has been touring everywhere in Australia and this is the first show in Sydney. It’s been a really long time since I’ve been to a show and I’m really excited to bring all the kids,’ Kourtney says in confession
They get ready to head back as Kourtney tells Reign to take noise-canceling headphones with him
‘Our baby is backstage, away from all the madness. I am fully breastfeeding on demand, so I’m constantly going back to our dressing room to check on him,’ Kourtney says in confession.
‘There’s something about watching my husband on stage and feeling the energy from the crowd and it’s so fun to be able to bring my kids,’ Kourtney adds in confession.
Travis takes a break and goes down to kiss Kourtny in the VIP area, as Kourtney continues in confession, ‘Australia was the best decision. I’m so happy that we decided to come.’
The couple make out then Travis asks, ‘Are the kids having fun?’ Kourtney says, ‘So much fun. Reign was screaming when the fireworks went off.’
Kourtney continues in confession, ‘We had such a good time together, the memories, the things like just being in a house all together, like we just had the best time, like really good family time.’
Mark Hoppus tells Reign and Penelope, ‘This is the best show so far because you guys are here,’ as Reign air-drums away and Penelope smiles.
The episode cuts back to Los Angeles where Kris goes to see Kim, Khloe and Scott in an all-white outfit with over-sized sunglasses.
Scott jokes, ‘Hunka-hunka burning love,’ as Khloe laughs at the Elvis joke, but Kris says, ‘Thank you, that’s what I was going for,’ as Scott adds, ‘You look amazing.’
Travis takes a break and goes down to kiss Kourtny in the VIP area, as Kourtney continues in confession, ‘Australia was the best decision. I’m so happy that we decided to come’
Mark Hoppus tells Reign and Penelope, ‘This is the best show so far because you guys are here,’ as Reign air-drums away and Penelope smiles
‘Our baby is backstage, away from all the madness. I am fully breastfeeding on demand, so I’m constantly going back to our dressing room to check on him,’ Kourtney says in confession
Khloe says Kris should say Elvis’ famous, ‘Thank you, thank you very much,’ and Kris obliges.
Kim adds in confession, ‘So we are getting our results today and we have the owner of the company calling us to walk through our results. I am so nervous and I’ve never been more excited for something in my life.’
They connect on a video call with Matt Dawson, MD, CEO of TruDiagnostic, as Kim says, ‘We are so excited to hear our results.’
Matt says, ‘Kris, when I look at your results, the first thing we’ll talk about is your biologic age. So you are six years younger than your chronologic age,’ as Khloe cheers and claps.
‘Oh good, thank you, I’ll take it,’ Kris says with a smile that doesn’t look entirely genuine, as Kim admits in confession, ‘She’s pissed. She thought she was gonna be, for sure, my age, like for sure, for sure.’
Matt asks, ‘Kim, are you ready for yours?’ Kim says, ‘I hope I’m younger, am I younger? Before I open it? Just tell me, am I younger?’
Matt reveals, ‘You’re younger, so you should give yourself a pat on the back,’ as Kim opens the packet and exclaims, ‘I’m 34! Yes! That’s almost 10 years younger!’ The rest of the family is stunned but Scott says, ‘That makes sense.’
Matt adds, ‘It’s incredible. I mean, that is a really amazing score, and I think the more impressive thing, Kim, than just the age, is the pace of aging. 0.82 means you’re aging 18% slower than most people your age, that’s why you’re nine years younger,’ as Khloe says, ‘Oh this is f***ing amazing.’
Kim adds in confession, ‘I’m happy. I’m so happy. You know, it’s nine and a half years, I think, so 10 years, let’s round it off. I’m 10 years younger. I feel like it, I act like it, I look like it.’
They connect on a video call with Matt Dawson, MD, CEO of TruDiagnostic, as Kim says, ‘We are so excited to hear our results’
Matt reveals, ‘You’re younger, so you should give yourself a pat on the back,’ as Kim opens the packet and exclaims, ‘I’m 34! Yes! That’s almost 10 years younger!’ The rest of the family is stunned but Scott says, ‘That makes sense’
Kim adds in confession, ‘I’m happy. I’m so happy. You know, it’s nine and a half years, I think, so 10 years, let’s round it off. I’m 10 years younger. I feel like it, I act like it, I look like it’
Dr. Matt continues, ‘So your diet is on point, so your A1C is related to how much sugar…’ as Khloe admits she has ‘anxiety’ about the results.
Kris says in confession, ‘Khloe is so nervous about these results from this test that she’s making me nervous, so I just want a good result for her.’
As Dr. Matt continues, Khloe’s anxious ramblings continue, as Kim says in confession, ‘If it comes out that she’s older than she is, I think she’d leave, like, very pissed off, I think she would just like storm out.’
Kim tells Matt, ‘OK, I feel so young. Should I pass it on to my “younger sister” or my “older sister”?’ as Kris laughs.
Matt says Khloe is next, as Khloe says, ‘I’m nervous because like the pressure of you being 34,’ as she adds in confession, ‘My heart is racing, like literally, like I feel my pulse beating out of my neck, I’m like, what the f**k? Like why am I this freaked out? I don’t know why. I don’t know what this like what this is going to do for me, but if I find out I’m like eight-hundred-and-twelve I’m just gonna cry, like I can’t do this.’
Dr. Matt says, ‘I’ve told your mother and your sister that they are world-class agers. You are a world champion,’ as Kim opens the packet and screams, ‘Khloe! You’re in your 20s!’
‘SHUT UP! WOW!’ Khloe screams as they show landmarks from Los Angeles and Las Vegas and New York and London and Paris and Australia and Antarctica and other remote locales, with Khloe’s screaming still continuing.
Back in the room she practically collapses behind the couch as Kris jokes, ‘I lost my hearing,’ and Scott says, ‘You’re a child,’ as Kim reveals, ‘She is 28 years old.’
Dr. Matt continues, ‘So your diet is on point, so your A1C is related to how much sugar…’ as Khloe admits she has ‘anxiety’ about the results
‘SHUT UP! WOW!’ Khloe screams as they show landmarks from Los Angeles and Las Vegas and New York and London and Paris and Australia and Antarctica and other remote locales, with Khloe’s screaming still continuing
Back in the room she practically collapses behind the couch as Kris jokes, ‘I lost my hearing,’ and Scott says, ‘You’re a child,’ as Kim reveals, ‘She is 28 years old’
Khloe asks, ‘Can you sign this with like your PhD or whatever you have that I can frame it?’ as she continues freaking out.
Khloe says in confession, ‘Never in a million years… like if I had to bet money, I never would have bet on myself. I would have completely lost the bet. Kim is livid, by the way, like I know she’s pissed.’
Kim admits in confession, ‘For sure I’m pissed. I always want to be the highest achiever,’ as Khloe adds in her confession, ‘I don’t think I’ve ever beat her in anything, like what?’
Khloe screams, ‘SHUT UP EVERYONE,’ even though no one was saying anything before telling Dr. Matt, ‘Sorry, sir,’ as he says, ‘I mean, this is exciting news for you, it is. Your pace of aging is 0.72,’ which stuns both Kim and Khloe.
‘There is a global competition on self-rejuvenation, and right now you would be number seven in the world,’ Dr. Matt tells them, which stuns them all.
‘You’re number seven in the world in the rejuvenation Olympics,’ Kim tells Khloe, who runs around the couch and says, ‘I’ve never won anything,’ as she asks him to repeat all that.
Khloe says in confession, ‘The world needs to know that me, the fat one, is now better than the best one. She was always like, “I’m the princess,” or whatever her tagline was,’ referring to the family’s original E! TV series Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
‘And my tagline on Keeping Up was, “I’m the fat funny sister,” if you look at the opening of the show,’ Khloe says in confession.
Kim admits in confession, ‘For sure I’m pissed. I always want to be the highest achiever,’ as Khloe adds in her confession, ‘I don’t think I’ve ever beat her in anything, like what?’
Khloe tells Dr. Matt, ‘I think you are the best man I’ve met in a long time, I’m very happy with this,’ as Scott jokes, ‘That doesn’t say much.’
Khloe continues in confession, ‘The fat funny sister is 12 years younger than her chronological age.’
Khloe walks around the couch to Scott, saying she’s going to hold his hand as Dr. Matt says, ‘You look a little nervous.’
Scott responds, ‘Well, you know, I mean, the competition is tough,’ as Dr. Matt says, ‘I’ll tell you, your biologic is the same as your calendar age. Usually what that means is, probably in your past, you probably not focused on health as much.’
Scott admits, ‘Yeah, there was probably 10, 15 years there where I was… going pretty heavy into…’ as they say, ‘Drugs,’ as Scott says, ‘Drugs, yeah, thanks,’ and Kim says, ‘Drugs and alcohol.’
‘Yeah, drugs and alcohol were a big big…’ as Khloe continues, ‘Strippers, prostitutes,’ as Scott says, ‘Strippers were involved, prostitutes, not really.’
Scott adds, ‘15 years of really beating myself down,’ as Khloe says, ‘That’s fantastic, because we didn’t really know where this was gonna go for Scott.’
Scott admits, ‘Yeah, I thought it was gonna be real bad,’ as Khloe says, ‘This was actually the coolest thing we’ve ever done.’
Khloe continues in confession, ‘The fat funny sister is 12 years younger than her chronological age’
Khloe admits in confession, ‘I hated this test in the beginning. This is the best test I’ve ever taken in my f***ing life. If it’s not broke, don’t fix it. The kids menu? Coming right up. Pizza? Like why? No I’m not going to change. And let me tell you. This is not even my prime. I’ve been in way better shape than this. I haven’t slept, I’m stressed the f**k out!’
Kim admits in confession, ‘Khloe wins on this one, guys. Khloe is 28 years old. Good for her, and… I gotta get down.’
Khloe adds, ‘Give me a couple of years, when I’m zen, let me take this test again.’
Kim tells her family, ‘I’m gonna re-do this every six months and if I don’t get younger and younger every single time…’
Kim says in confession, ‘S**t, now I’ve gotta do what she’s doing,’ as Khloe says in confession, ‘Milkshakes! Oreo milkshakes, in particular.’
They thank the doctor and end the call as Kris says, ‘Khloe, you are such a rock star, as she says, ‘I think the kids menu gets me this far,’ as Kim is still stunned.
The episode cuts to Kourtney, back home in Los Angeles, as Kim comes to visit, asking how Rocky is.
‘He’s so good. We were snuggling all morning and now he’s sleeping,’ Kourtney says as she goes to sit down with Kim.
Kim says in confession, ‘S**t, now I’ve gotta do what she’s doing,’ as Khloe says in confession, ‘Milkshakes! Oreo milkshakes, in particular’
Kim says in confession, ‘Kourtney is back from Australia, and I’ve been waiting patiently to tell her about my therapy journey. I always would say as a kid that Kourtney did everything first and I would just copy her, and like it’s kinda true.’
Kim tells Kourtney, ‘I finally went to therapy,’ as Kourtney is shocked, saying only, ‘Stop!’
Kim adds, ‘You had to go through it first, and then I’m like I’m gonna do this,’ as Kourtney says, ‘Now you see why I wanted you guys to be on it.’
‘My therapist told me she watched the show and was like, “All your sisters need therapy, manly you and Khloe need therapy, and your mom.’
Kourtney says, ‘I tried to mention it with mom on the show, and she just kept cutting me off,’ as they cut to an earlier scene from last season where Kourtney asks, ‘Do you do therapy, or no?’
‘Do you have a cute little dimple in your chin right there?’ Kris asks, completely deflecting the therapy question.
Kim adds, ‘I think it comes off like the way you explain it…’ as Kourtney continues, ‘Like you need help or something.’
‘Yeah, like you’re a little bit judgmental,’ Kim admits, as Kourtney says in confession, ‘I think there’s an analyzing other people part too, where like I would be like, “Ooh, I know why you’re doing that. It’s hard not to like restrain from telling the person. It comes across as being like a know-it-all, so I think I had that phase. It’s all a journey in growth, but I think I’m at the place now where I’m like, “Yeah, do you, whatever,” which I think is the unbothered place is the good place to get to. Unbothered. Kourtney is unbothered.’
Kim tells Kourtney, ‘I finally went to therapy,’ as Kourtney is shocked, saying only, ‘Stop!’
Kim adds, ‘You had to go through it first, and then I’m like I’m gonna do this,’ as Kourtney says, ‘Now you see why I wanted you guys to be on it’
Kourtney says, ‘I tried to mention it with mom on the show, and she just kept cutting me off,’ as they cut to an earlier scene from last season where Kourtney asks, ‘Do you do therapy, or no?’
Kourtney tells Kim, ‘I loved what she was saying, though, about the trauma, that you probably didn’t deal with your… trauma, or that your way of dealing with it would be…’ as Kim finishes, ‘is just like extra calm.’
Kourtney adds, ‘I do the calmness too, like I’ll be, it’s like you downplay everything almost as like self-protection, but I think that’s why in like emergency situations, I feel like my superpower is to be calm.’
Kim adds in confession, ‘I would always say how calm I am and that’s my superpower, but my therapist felt like it’s a trauma response, of me remaining calm, in living a life that I always have to be in this fight or flight mode. It was such a light bulb moment.’
Kim tells Kourtney, ‘My thing is like OK I know people underestimate me so like it’s gonna feel really good just to like…’ as Kourtney says, ‘Prove them wrong.’
Kim confirms, ‘Yeah, but it’s like why? Like who cares?’ as she adds in confession, ‘When someone tells me not to do something that I planned on, I physically get like, “you’re getting in my way, and I will bulldoze whatever’s in my way, cause you’re not gonna tell me to change my schedule,” and I feel like that’s how I would get in relationships, like when (censored) started to tell me, “You work so much. Why don’t you just take the week off?” And I’m like, “Get out of here.” Take the week off? That was the beginning of the end.’
Kourtney says she’s excited for Kim to do therapy and Kim admits, ‘So I’m the new Kourtney,’ as Kourtney says, ‘The biggest thing is just getting to know yourself and why you make certain choices and why you operate that way and I think that once you know, it can help you make a better decision.’
A producer asks Kourtney if she thinks her whole family should do family therapy and she immediately says no.
‘Absolutely not. Everyone’s at a different place in the board game, you know, getting to the finish line, and I feel like, everyone just do your own s**t.’
Kourtney tells Kim, ‘I loved what she was saying, though, about the trauma, that you probably didn’t deal with your… trauma, or that your way of dealing with it would be…’ as Kim finishes, ‘is just like extra calm.’
Kim tells Kourtney, ‘My thing is like OK I know people underestimate me so like it’s gonna feel really good just to like…’ as Kourtney says, ‘Prove them wrong’
Kim tells Kourtney, ‘I think the one thing that just got me was just like, “You can have better relationships with your kids and your future partner if you figure your s**t out, so that’s why I’m doing it.’
‘Well I’m proud of you,’ Kourtney admits as Kim says, ‘Thank you.’
The episode cuts to Kylie Jenner’s house, who is in the midst of finalizing everything for a big family dinner.
‘Storm! Be quiet for a sec while I film this,’ Kylie says, telling the camera, ‘We are doing a special family dinner at my house. I feel really lucky to have Nobu here to cook for the family. Yeah, we’ve been traveling a lot, we’ve been super busy, so it’s just the best when we can all get together.’
Khloe arrives with her kids along with Kris and Corey then Kourtney and Travis, as Kourtney says in confession, ‘I love jumping into all the chaos of all the cousins and all the sisters and everyone, and I love jumping out and going back to my peaceful place at home.’
Kourtney says in confession, ‘We haven’t all been together and seen each other like this in awhile,’ while we see her give her 14-year-old son Mason a hug, the first time he’s been featured on the Hulu series.
Kourtney continues in confession, ‘Well, we’re almost all here. There’s always one that can’t make it, and tonight that’s Kendall.’
Kendall says in confession, ‘I’m so sorry I’m not at the dinner, but I hope that it’s all going perfectly and beautifully.’
‘Well I’m proud of you,’ Kourtney admits as Kim says, ‘Thank you’
The episode cuts to Kylie Jenner’s house, who is in the midst of finalizing everything for a big family dinner.
Kourtney lines some of the kids up against the wall and says she thinks Chicago is the tallest, as Kim says in confession, ‘Cousin chaos is so good. There’s nothing better.’
Kris says, ‘Everyone except me deposit your phone in the basket,’ while she checks her phone and says into the camera, ‘Someone’s gotta have their phone in case of an emergency.’
They all start eating as Kris asks, ‘Travis, how was Australia?’ He says, ‘So good, so fun,’ as Kourtney says, ‘We got to see one koala, and we can’t touch it.’
Khloe says, ‘Koalas all have chlamydia, you can’t touch them,’ as Kris and Kourtney explain they have gonorrhea.
‘I think it’s chlamydia,’ Kourtney says, as Kourtney tries to continue but Kris says, ‘Isn’t that a sexually-transmitted disease?’
Khloe says, ‘Yes, and Kim and I went to Australia and they were like… one attacked Kim,’ as Kylie interjects, ‘Don’t they all have gonorrhea?’
‘It’s chlamydia! Gonorrhea is when your pee-pee burns,’ Khloe insists, as Kim tells Kourtney, ‘So we did this blood test to see our age and how like what our biological age is versus like what our real age is. I am almost 10 years younger,’ which stuns Travis, who only says, ‘Whoa.’
Khloe adds, ‘My biological is 28,’ as Kylie says, ‘Oh my God, we’re like the same f***ing age,’ as Khloe adds, ‘And guess what, I’m number seven in the Olympics,’ as Kim explains, ‘number seventh in the world in how slow she ages.’
Kim says, ‘Everyone except me deposit your phone in the basket,’ while she checks her phone and says into the camera, ‘Someone’s gotta have their phone in case of an emergency’
Kourtney admits in confession, ‘It’s so confusing and I don’t believe it. Like how many people did this test? Like 10?’
Khloe says in confession, ‘Jealousy does not look good on you, OK babe?’ Kourtney adds, ‘I wanna take it, I’ll be like number 5,’ as Khloe jokes, ‘Poosh your way to number 7 girl. I don’t have a health blog and I’m on the f***ing list. Where are you on the list? I have an eating blog.’
Khloe explains, ‘The first thing he said was thank your mom for her genetics,’ but Kourtney says, ‘What about your dad?’
‘I don’t know, Kourtney,’ Khloe says, as Kris says, ‘You’re welcome,’ as Kim just glances into the camera.
Kim asks the family, ‘Should we all do the peak and the pit of our day?’ Kris says, ‘Yeah, we should,’ as Khloe yells, ‘What is the peak and the pit of your day?’
Kris starts and says, ‘The peak of my day is being here with all my grandkids and I think I had an extra peak today because True told me, she just randomly came up to me and told me how much she loved me.’
Khloe tells True, ‘What a nice girl,’ as Kris continues, ‘And that made my whole day and I told her that that was the most special thing I’ve heard all day. I don’t know if I really had a pit, just too much to do, and too little time.’
They show a montage of shots of Kris from this season including her selfie with Gerry the Golden Bachelor as Kris says in confession, ‘What an amazing year this has been. I feel so grateful, so thankful for all the blessings. Had a couple health scares, which was very nerve-wracking, but we’re through it. Kourtney had her baby boy Rocky and we’re so blessed and so happy he’s here, finally. And I still have a child, a.k.a. Kendall, that hasn’t had a baby yet. So you never know.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘Jealousy does not look good on you, OK babe?’ Kourtney adds, ‘I wanna take it, I’ll be like number 5,’ as Khloe jokes, ‘Poosh your way to number 7 girl. I don’t have a health blog and I’m on the f***ing list. Where are you on the list? I have an eating blog.’
Kendall continues in her own confession, ‘Mom, oh my God, you couldn’t make this more awkward. She has to chill.’
They show footage of Kendall from the season as she says, ‘Right now, and always, I’m actively trying to surrender to the universe, and let go a little bit more. I believe in manifestation, so I would say let’s like call it manifestation. I’m doing that every single day. Just living life.’
Back at the dinner, Kim says, ‘The peak of my day is just being here with my babies and you guys,’ as Saint gives her a hug.
‘And then the pit of my day is that I have a fitting later and I’m really tired already,’ she says, as they show a montage of Kim’s season.
‘This year has been so good. I’m entering my actress era, I had no idea this was going to happen. I’ve taken some time off just to really focus on being the best mom I can be, and I just felt like, you know what, if I want to be a better mom, a better partner in the future, a better friend and sister, like if I just wanna better myself, why wouldn’t I go and see a therapist? I’ve learned so much, like now it’s kind of like, I’m not gonna lie, I’ve just watched the whole season of The Crown. I could fully f***ing rule a country,’ Kim says in confession as crew members are heard laughing.
Back at the dinner, Kylie says, ‘The pit was maybe going to the dentist today,’ as Khloe says, ‘That’s a good one,’ as Kylie adds, ‘My peak would be watching Aire with Reign and Saint,’ as they show a montage of Kylie footage from this season.
‘This year has been amazing for me. I’m at a really good place right now, just confidence wise, and having kids really helped me because they don’t’ care what you look like, they don’t care what you wear. They just love you for who you are. My pets think I’m hot. Stormi thinks I’m the most beautiful mommy in the whole world, she tells me all the time, and my son’s in love with me and that’s all that matters.’
Back at the dinner, Kourtney says, ‘My peak is that I was in my pajamas until 4:30 PM, chilling with Rocky,’ as they show footage of Kourtney this season.
‘And then the pit of my day is that I have a fitting later and I’m really tired already,’ she says, as they show a montage of Kim’s season.
‘This year was definitely about bringing new life into this world, moving in to Travis’ and being so grateful that I can not work as much and focus on raising my kids. When I started this year, one of my goals was not to overly plan things or be too controlling and to let go, and I think the biggest thing I learned is that it all comes together when you let God be in control,’ Kourtney says in confession.
Khloe says, ‘My peak is being number 7 in the world, OK, regardless of what you think,’ as they all cheer for her while they show footage of Khloe from this season.
‘This year has been crazy. I feel like every year is crazy. From sister fights to skiing to feeling traumatized to leave the gates, but now I’m feeling freer to leave the gates. My kids are getting older by the minute, it’s so sad. Being a mom is such a gift and the best part about my life. I’m turning 40, I’m fabulous, I don’t give a f**k, let’s go,’ Khloe says in confession.
Back at the dinner, Kris asks what they’re going to do for Khloe’s 40th birthday, as Khloe reminds them, ‘I’m 28, you guys.’
Kris says in confession, ‘The best part of all of it is my family is amazing and we’re not going anywhere.’
Back at the dinner, Kris raises her martini glass and says, ‘Everybody, cheers to us, and good health, lots of love, blessings, love you guys.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘Stay tuned, guys. 40 is coming and it’s going to be epic,’ as the episode and the fifth season comes to a close.
During a post-credit scene, Khloe says, ‘You’re lucky I don’t eat red meat, because I would be doing a burger dirty if I did. Yum.’
A producer asks, ‘French fries?’ Khloe says, ‘Come on, who doesn’t like French fries? Sweet potato fries, wedge fries, any fries, potato wedges, especially barbecue chicken potato wedges, love. McDonald’s fries, I can go on and on and on. I love carbs. Remember, I used to be a much bigger girl. I have it in me. I love it. I can binge eat, like, uh. I think it’s shorter if you ask me what food do you not like?’
