Kim Kardashian reveals her secret tattoo that she got on the inside of her lower lip on this week’s episode of The Kardashians.
Kim had famously told Wendy Williams back in 2009, when asked if she had any tattoos, ‘Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley,’ indicating she didn’t have any tattoos nor did she plan to get any.
That apparently all changed in the hours after she hosted Satuday Night Live in October 2021, when she got a tattoo of an infinity symbol inside her lower lip.
Kim was hanging out with her longtime hairstylist Chris Appleton when they’re discussing plans for his Vegas wedding with Lukas Gage, as Kim says they will all get matching tattoos, though Kim hinted she wouldn’t participate.
Chris asks, ‘What about on your little toe,’ but Kim insists, ‘No, I don’t do feet tattoos,’ as Chris points to his lip and asks, ‘Didn’t you do something here?’
Secret tattoo: Kim Kardashian reveals her secret tattoo that she got on the inside of her lower lip on this week’s episode of The Kardashians
Bumper sticker: Kim had famously told Wendy Williams back in 2009, when asked if she had any tattoos, ‘Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley,’ indicating she didn’t have any tattoos nor did she plan to get any
Wedding: Kim was hanging out with her longtime hairstylist Chris Appleton when they’re discussing plans for his Vegas wedding with Lukas Gage , as Kim says they will all get matching tattoos, though Kim hinted she wouldn’t participate
Kim says, ‘Yeah, you guys, something you don’t know about me,’ as she pulls down her lower lip and reveals a small infinity symbol tattoo inside her lip.
When Chris asks when she did that, Kim replies, ‘The night of SNL, when I hosted SNL, me and my friends all got matching tattoos and everyone got them on their hands. I was like if there’s not a shot, I will get a tattoo,’ as they show flashback footage to Kim getting the ink done.
While the ink is being put on, Kim says, ‘Oh this is nothing,’ but they show her fists are both tightly clenched, before she flips the ‘bird’ to the camera.
Kim looks into the camera and says, ‘I finally put a bumper sticker on a Bentley,’ referencing Kim’s famous 2009 quote on The Wendy Williams show, when Wendy asked if she had any tattoos.
They show a throwback video of Kim in the tattoo chair, stating, ‘This is how you celebrate SNL, with a little tattoo at 4:30 in the morning.
Kim adds that no one sees the tattoo and even she forgets sometimes, joking, ‘Every once in a while, I’ll be flossing my teeth and I’ll see black and go ‘What’s this black line?’ Then I’ll be like, ‘Oh, it’s my tattoo.’
The episode begins with Kris Jenner at a dinner for her cleaning product company Safely, as we see high-profile guests such as Paris Hilton and her mother Kathy arriving.
Kris goes to a table and thanks them for coming, as she explains in confession that the dinner is held at Emma Grede’s house, who Jenner co-founded the company in March 2021.
SNL night: When Chris asks when she did that, Kim replies, ‘The night of SNL, when I hosted SNL, me and my friends all got matching tattoos and everyone got them on their hands. I was like if there’s not a shot, I will get a tattoo,’ as they show flashback footage to Kim getting the ink done
Dinner: The episode begins with Kris Jenner at a dinner for her cleaning product company Safely, as we see high-profile guests such as Paris Hilton and her mother Kathy arriving
Paris arrives: The episode begins with Kris Jenner at a dinner for her cleaning product company Safely, as we see high-profile guests such as Paris Hilton and her mother Kathy arriving
‘We’ve invited some of our friends to help celebrate, and I’m just really proud of what we created. To have the success we’re experiencing is so amazing.’
Back at the dinner, Kris is mingling with family friend Paris Hilton, asking how her baby Phoenix is, who was born in late January via surrogate.
‘So big, so tall, long legs,’ Paris says, adding the baby was, ‘almost four months’ old when the episode was filmed.
Paris’ mother Kathy adds the event is, ‘gorgeous,’ as Kris admits she’s, ‘waiting for Khloe and then I think we can sit down,’ for the dinner.
She tells Kathy and Paris that, ‘Khloe is mad at me because I haven’t been paying enough attention to her, so I’m going to pay attention to her tonight.’
Kris adds, ‘She thinks I can be in four places at the same time,’ adding in confession, ‘I’ve invited Khloe to come, but I’m not so sure she’s gonna show up after how our last conversation went,’ as they show flashback footage from last week’s conversation.
Kathy Hilton explains, ‘I wish there were five of me, so I could be at everything,’ as Paris adds, ‘Clones,’ and nods when Kris asks if she feels the same way.
Paris adds, ‘That’s why I’m extending my likeness into the metaverse and building avatars and holograms.’
Paris: Back at the dinner, Kris is mingling with family friend Paris Hilton, asking how her baby Phoenix is, who was born in late January via surrogate
Clone: Kathy Hilton explains, ‘I wish there were five of me, so I could be at everything,’ as Paris adds, ‘Clones,’ and nods when Kris asks if she feels the same way
Kris explains, ‘You know, everyone expects more hours out of me, and I just don’t have it in me, but I like making myself into an avatar or a hologram. You’re very smart, Paris.’
Back in confession, Kris says, ‘Genius. Like, hello! Of course the world needs more Kris Jenner’s! Why didn’t I think of this!’
Back at the dinner, Khloe finally arrives and Kris starts yelling at her from across the room, and when Kathy tries to explain that Kris just misses her, but Khloe doesn’t buy it.
‘Things haven’t been resolved with me and my mom, but I’m here to support her. I mean, we’re in a short-term fight, but she’s forever my mom, and I’m forever gonna support her so I can put our differences aside to be here today for something positive and amazing she’s got going on in her life. I mean, we’re gonna resolve our fight, it’s just a matter of time.’
Kris happily tells Khloe that they were waiting for her to get there, as she adds in confession, ‘I’m so happy that… yeah, happy. Very very happy, she made her mom very happy. Thank you Khloe.’
Paris asks Khloe how she’s been with her babies and Khloe says, ‘Two is wild,’ as Kathy adds, ‘Try to get two into a taxi in New York, by yourself.’
Khloe jokes, ‘No, I would have left them by the side of the road,’ as Kathy reminisces about the Checker Cabs, as Khloe remembers being with everyone in New York when she was 12 or 13.
She added they were, ‘very naughty,’ and admits, ‘I don’t think you want to know exactly what we were doing at the time,’ as Paris laughs and Kathy admits, ‘Exactly.’
Genius: Back in confession, Kris says, ‘Genius. Like, hello! Of course the world needs more Kris Jenner’s! Why didn’t I think of this!’
Kris tries to get Khloe to come and take her seat so they can get the dinner started as Khloe says hi to everyone.
Emma begins the pre-dinner speech by stating, ‘We’re gonna keep this very short and sweet,’ as Kris adds, ‘Each and every one of you has supported something that we’ve done. I hope we can always return the favor, but there’s nothing better than getting together with these like-minded women who have all built you your own brands. I am so proud to call you my family and friends,’ as Kris starts getting emotional.
‘Anyway, I’m happy to be here. I’m happy you’re here. Thank you,’ Kris concludes, as th dinner begins.
Kris tells Khloe, seated to her left, ‘I hate when you’re cranky with me because I can’t sleep at night,’ but Khloe says, ‘I’m sure you slept perfectly.’
‘But I am glad that you came today because I didn’t know if you were gonna show up or not,’ Kris adds, as Khloe says, ‘Mom, of course. I don’t care what we’re going through, I’m still gonna do what’s morally right.’
Kris adds, ‘It’s not even that it’s morally right, it’s that you’re supporting me,’ as Khloe adds, ‘Yeah, I want you to look around and see that not any of your other kids are here, but I am, and the one that you mistreat the most.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘Obviously this dinner does not fix what me and my mom are going through and we definitely need to talk things out, because I don’t want to have this animosity towards her and I don’t want us to be at this place with one another.’
Back at the dinner, Kris adds, ‘I just wanted to tell you I’m grateful, I appreciate you, I love you very much,’ as Khloe says, ‘Thank you. I love you too.’
Dinner: Khloe adds in confession, ‘Obviously this dinner does not fix what me and my mom are going through and we definitely need to talk things out, because I don’t want to have this animosity towards her and I don’t want us to be at this place with one another’
The episode transitions to Kim’s house, as North says she’s leaving, as she comes out wearing a retro Aaliyah t-shirt.
‘Oh, did you just step out of the 90s?’ Kim says, as her longtime hairstylist Chris Appleton says North looks, ‘cute.’
‘How old are you? You look like a teenager,’ Kim exclaims, as North says she needs lip gloss and that Kim needs, ‘a pimple patch.’
‘Oh, rude,’ Kim says, adding, ‘You know, I’ve been used to this kind of honesty my whole life, sometimes I just want people to lie to me and be nice.’
After North leaves, Kim asks Chris about his recent ski trips, asking if his new beau skis at all, though he admits he snowboards, as Kim jokes, ‘He just lost a few points.’
Kim adds in confession, ‘Chris Appleton has been doing my hair for a really long time. He’s like my hair husband, and he just got engaged to Lukas (Gage), his boyfriend. I have never really seen Chris this smitten and happy. It’s just like a whole different situation for him.’
Chris thought it was cool that he snowboards but Kim says, ‘I like old-school, graceful skiers. It just seems so like…’ as Chris jokes, ‘Kim, we’re old, babe. We’re old. I think it’s all about the snowboarding these days.’
Back in confession, a producer asks Kim and Chris how long they’ve known each other, as Kim asks Chris if he knows specifically.
Episode: The episode transitions to Kim’s house, as North says she’s leaving, as she comes out wearing a retro Aaliyah t-shirt.
Old school: Chris thought it was cool that he snowboards but Kim says, ‘I like old-school, graceful skiers. It just seems so like…’ as Chris jokes, ‘Kim, we’re old, babe. We’re old. I think it’s all about the snowboarding these days’
‘Yeah, I remember the exact moment I met you. It was maybe six years ago. You were in Bel-Air and I remember you walked in and were like, ‘Hi’ in that like nice voice you have. You don’t talk to me like that anymore,’ Chris says, as Kim can’t help but laugh.
Chris adds, ‘She doesn’t give me the nice voice anymore, now it’s like, ‘Hey, what’s up.’ I remember it was like slightly higher pitch, which is very friendly.’
Kim shows off her higher-pitched ‘nice voice’ as Chris asks, ‘Do you not remember meeting me?’
Kim smiles but doesn’t say anything, as Chris says, ‘Babe, you have to. How could you forget a six-foot-four-tall like handsome British man.’
Kim adds, ‘The amount of people who would write me at the beginning and be like, ‘Who is he? Set me up,’ and I’d be like, ‘Um, I don’t know if he’s into girls, guys.’
Chris shows off his engagement ring and asks where it’s from, as Chris says, ‘Actually, do you know that caviar place, it’s the first place we went for dinner. He got this ring made out of the caviar tin, the caviar we had,’ as Kim is clearly stunned.
‘That is so thoughtful,’ Kim says, as Chris adds, ‘He is really thoughtful. So we went from me thinking I was never going to get married, and I was gonna be the single one, to we’re doing it.’
Kim adds, ‘Isn’t it crazy? Because I feel like I’m just as crazy and as insecure as you. Isn’t it crazy when we can be like so not sure, like because you’re second-guessing yourself, and it just shows you to like not to?’
How long: Back in confession, a producer asks Kim and Chris how long they’ve known each other, as Kim asks Chris if he knows specifically
Exact moment: ‘Yeah, I remember the exact moment I met you. It was maybe six years ago. You were in Bel-Air and I remember you walked in and were like, ‘Hi’ in that like nice voice you have. You don’t talk to me like that anymore,’ Chris says, as Kim can’t help but laugh
Chris adds, ‘You were like, ‘Don’t forget. You’re the prize.’ And I was like, ‘Yeah, you’re right,’ as Kim admits, ‘Yeah, you are the prize.’
Chris adds, ‘You’re gonna think I’m crazy, and I said I wouldn’t do this without him, because he wanted to ask you as well,’ as he calls up Lukas.
Kim adds, ‘Wait, you have to get a pre-nup. Can I mention that? Like I don’t care what you have, who you are, what you do,’ as she looks directly into the camera and says, ‘We want pre-nup, we want pre-nup,’ stating lyrics from her ex Kanye West’s 2005 song Gold Digger.
Lukas connects the video call and says he’s with Kim, adding he wanted to ask her together, but Kim offers some advice first.
‘Wait, can I just give you one tip from a lawyer? Pre-nup,’ Kim says, as Lukas says, ‘Sign that pre-nup, baby.’
Kim adds, ‘Yeah, just super general, I think I could maybe even write it for you guys,’ though Chris says, ‘We’ve got a better idea.’
‘Obviously, we can’t do it without you being there, like you have to be there,’ Chris says, as Kim asks, ‘I’m your witness?’
Chris adds, ‘How good would it be…’ as he turns to Lukas on the phone and says, ‘Babe, you ask her.’
Ask: Chris adds, ‘How good would it be…’ as he turns to Lukas on the phone and says, ‘Babe, you ask her’
Lukas asks, ‘How good would it be if you officiated our wedding?’
Kim looks at Chris and says, ‘No way,’ as Chris jokes, ‘I was like, she could be the flower girl, but I was like how iconic would it be…’
Kim adds, ‘The three-time divorcee, you want to be your minister?’ Chris adds, ‘Absolutely,’ as Lukas adds, ‘Lawyer, minister, supermodel. Let’s do it.’
Kim adds in confession, ‘I am so honored. I have never done this before so I just want o make sure that I’m prepared, but I don’t even have time to prepare or to figure it out.’
Kim tells them both, ‘OK. Let’s get the paperwork going,’ as Lukas asks, ‘Wait, seriously?’ Kim says, ‘Yeah, of course,’ as Chris gives her a hug as Kim realizes, ‘Wait, what am I gonna say?’
Back in confession, Kim admits, ‘I mean, I have no idea how to do it, but I’ll figure it out. I love love so YOLO.’
Chris disconnects the video call with Lukas and asks Kim if she had pre-nups on all three of her marriages, but she says, ‘Not my first one, because I did it in Vegas.’
Kim was referring to her first marriage to music producer Damon Thomas in 2000 when she was just 19, which lasted until their divorce in 2004.
Paperwork: Kim tells them both, ‘OK. Let’s get the paperwork going,’ as Lukas asks, ‘Wait, seriously?’ Kim says, ‘Yeah, of course,’ as Chris gives her a hug as Kim realizes, ‘Wait, what am I gonna say?’
A surprised Chris adds, ‘You did it in Vegas?’ and she says, ‘Yeah, Little White Chapel,’ as Chris says that’s where they’re tying the knot.’
Kim jokes, ‘Oh my God, am I gonna have PTSD?’ as Chris asks if they went and did it one night or if it was planned.
‘No, no, no, not planned, just went and did it,’ Kim says, but when Chris asks if she has pictures, she says no she doesn’t, adding, ‘I don’t have a thing.’
Chris asks, ‘So you got married, and then what?’ Kim adds, ‘And then I don’t know, I don’t remember,’ as Chris insists it was, ‘meant to be.’
Chris says they should do something after, as Kim insists, ‘We have to go to the Usher concert,’ as Chris remembers, ‘Oh my gosh, you never went, because you couldn’t land.’
Chris says, ‘That’s perfect,’ as Kim adds, ‘After the concert, we get tattoos,’ which Chris says is ‘perfect,’ but when he asks if she’ll get a tattoo she quietly says no.
The episode cuts back to Kris, who is making Paris Hilton’s suggestion come to life, as she goes to get her own hologram.
Hologram: The episode cuts back to Kris, who is making Paris Hilton’s suggestion come to life, as she goes to get her own hologram
‘Paris is so f***ing smart. Like, of course you just need a hologram. Of course I do, Paris, and my good friend, Howie Mandell, has a little trick up his sleeve,’ Kris says in confession, while she’s seen meeting up with Howie.
She tells one of the employees, ‘Thank you for having me. I’ve got my kids all over my a** right now because I can’t get enough done and I can’t be in 15 places at the same time.’,
Kris adds in confession, ‘I think my purpose in doing this for Khloe is to make her laugh and that I want her to know that, OK, point taken, this isn’t that serious, we’ll fix it. Let’s have a giggle and get back to being us because I miss you Khloe.’
Back at the shop, Howie shows Kris what is called, ‘the epic,’ adding, ‘Yeah, for me, they’re great for being there or being in many places at once.’
He tells Kris to stand on a mark as he goes in front of a screen that projects him in real time, as Kris marvels, ‘It’s like an instant hologram.’
Howie adds, ‘And there’s no latency. I could be in my house, I could be in New York, and that could be one of your kids.
He invites Kris to ‘try this and see what it’s like,’ as they switch places, with Kris by the screen and Howie standing in front of the camera on top of the hologram.
‘And don’t you feel like you’re talking to me?’ Howie asks, and Kris says, ‘I do,’ as Howie says he could, ‘put one of these wherever you want and you can just stay home, you don’t even have to leave your house.’
Thank you: She tells one of the employees, ‘Thank you for having me. I’ve got my kids all over my a** right now because I can’t get enough done and I can’t be in 15 places at the same time’
Epic: Back at the shop, Howie shows Kris what is called, ‘the epic,’ adding, ‘Yeah, for me, they’re great for being there or being in many places at once’
‘Now you’re talking my language,’ Kris tells Howie, while admitting in confession, ‘This is the greatest. It’s a little frightening, but, according to my kids, there’s not enough of me to go around, so problem solved.’
Kris tells Howie, ‘This sounds like the answer to my prayers, especially with Khloe. She feels like she doesn’t get my undevoted time, and I can’t be everywhere at once, you know, she really gave me a lecture.’
Howie says, ‘I know, I have three kids… oh, you got a lecture?’
Kris adds, ‘Oh, I got a lecture, yeah, about how I need to step it up, so…’ as Howie adds, ‘Nothing says I love you more than a hologram.’
Howie adds she could have one of these machines at each of her kids’ houses, joking, ‘You could be everywhere! Not like The Kardashians aren’t.’
The episode cuts to LAX airport where Kim’s private jet is being prepped to head to Las Vegas for Chris and Lukas’ wedding.
‘Today is the big day. We are heading to Vegas with Chris and Lukas and their families,’ Kim says in confession as they toast champagne before takeoff.
‘I have like a whole itinerary that I haven’t even told them about, so I have the biggest surprise when we land,’ Kim says in confession.
Lecture: Kris tells Howie, ‘This sounds like the answer to my prayers, especially with Khloe. She feels like she doesn’t get my undevoted time, and I can’t be everywhere at once, you know, she really gave me a lecture.
During the flight, Chris asks Kim – who was also married to Kris Humphries and Kanye West over the years – if she has one more wedding in her, and she says she isn’t sure.
‘I don’t know. I think I go back and forth. I think that,’ Kim says, while Chris interrupts and says, ‘I will say that, as long as I’ve known you, I feel like this is the best you’ve ever been.’
Kim says she’s, ‘just calm, I’m in a calm place,’ as Chris adds, ‘You look amazing, you’re in control of everything, you have the kids down, the business down, I don’t know, I just feel like you’re in a good place.’
Kim adds, ‘So maybe that’s when it’s good to invite energy,’ she says on the plane, before a producer asks her in confession, ‘Where are you in your two years of wanting to be single?’
‘Hmm. When did I say that?’ Kim asks, as the producer says, ‘It’s probably been a year,’ as Kim says, ‘OK, so then we have a year to go. I think that would be really good for me. I’m not looking. They seem to find me, but I’m not looking.’
Kim is asked, ‘Kim, how do we make it work when we’re busy as hell and traveling around the world to different cities?’
Kim adds, ‘I mean, I think you know, as long as you’re secure in the things that matter the most, I mean, I could be away months from someone and it makes the time together so fun and so special and like then you really miss each other, just like in making sure you communicate. Like, the number one thing that is so important in a relationship is like a teammate, like a team player, and when you find your person, hold on tight and work through things. You want to go through s**t with someone. You want to know that you can.’
Secure: Kim adds, ‘I mean, I think you know, as long as you’re secure in the things that matter the most, I mean, I could be away months from someone and it makes the time together so fun and so special and like then you really miss each other, just like in making sure you communicate. Like, the number one thing that is so important in a relationship is like a teammate, like a team player, and when you find your person, hold on tight and work through things. You want to go through s**t with someone. You want to know that you can’
She adds, ‘What else?’ as Lukas insists, ‘Yeah, give us more,’ while Kim grabs her phone to find her, ‘manifest list.’
‘So it has like good qualities so I can manifest like a motherf***er guys,’ Kim says while pulling up the list on her phone.
She adds in confession, ‘I do think the list is ever-evolving and growing and I won’t’ stop until he fits every single one of those.’
Kim starts reading out some of the list items on the plane including, ‘someone who calms me and drives me wild,’ ‘no airing out our dirty laundry,’ ‘a person who accepts you and pushes you to your highest potential.’
She looks into the camera and says, ‘And manifesting is one of my talents, so watch out, world,’ before Kim gets a message from Khloe.
‘She’s like, ‘Oh my God you f***ing bitch you went without me? I said I was coming with you and I would have been the flower girl.’ She’s like, ‘You didn’t tell me it was this Saturday. I’m so mad. I’m sitting here at home bored,’ Kim says.
Kim calls Khloe, but first explains in confession, ‘I was rushing to get my license, to do everything, and I forgot to invite Khloe, even though I did tell her awhile ago.’
Chris says she can come to Usher, as Kim ponders about sending her private plane right back around to get Khloe.
Talents: She looks into the camera and says, ‘And manifesting is one of my talents, so watch out, world,’ before Kim gets a message from Khloe
‘I don’t have glam,’ Khloe says, as Chris insists, ‘She has to come,’ while Khloe says in confession, ‘Kim was on the phone with Chris Appleton, talking about the plans for Vegas, and I said, ‘I wanna go,’ or something like that.’
They show a flashback shot of Kim and Khloe in a car and Khloe asks Chris if she can be the flower girl, but Chris says, ‘Who?’
Kim explains it’s Khloe and Chris says, ‘Yes, babe! You have to be!’ while Khloe admits in confession, ‘I was waiting for Kim to send me details, something, so I’m not thinking about this anymore. She ends up calling me and says, ‘Oh I forgot you wanted to come. I’ll totally send the plane back for you.’ Come on, I’m not gonna do that. That’s outrageous.’
Back on the plane, Khloe tells Kim, ‘I can’t believe we didn’t talk,’ as Chris clearly still wants Khloe to come.
Back in confession, Khloe says, ‘And I know how Kim is. She will be in a f***ing black tie ball gown and diamonds and this glam and she’ll be like, ‘It’s not a big deal. Just throw sweats on. I’m in nothing!’ That’s what she’ll say and I’ll be like, ‘Girl, we’ve done this too many times. I’ve known you your whole life. Don’t play this game with me. She wanted me to just roll out of bed and hop on a plane, no you’re not gonna sabotage me.’
Kim hangs up with Khloe and Chris insists, ‘We can’t do it without her, we need Koko,’ as Kim says into the camera, ‘I can’t believe I forgot Khloe! She was going to be the flower girl.’
They land in Vegas and Chris says, ‘We are in Vegas, and we’re about to get married,’ as Kim goes and changes.
They all pile into limousines as Chris asks Lukas if he’s ready for this, and he says, ‘Born ready,’ as Chris says, ‘I’m only gonna do it once.’
Vegas: They land in Vegas and Chris says, ‘We are in Vegas, and we’re about to get married,’ as Kim goes and changes
Kim announces they are stopping somewhere, a little surprise, as they pull into Buffalo Bill’s in Las Vegas… where they’re greeted by none other than Shania Twain.
‘You made it!’ Shania says on stage, as Chris and Lukas can hardly believe it, as Shania sings, ‘Chris, Lukas, looks like you made it, get over here, let’s do this.’
Both Chris and Lukas say, ‘We love you!’ as Shania breaks into her 1997 classic You’re Still The One.
‘Shania Twain’s You’re Still the One is Chris and Lucas’ song. They’re obsessed with this song. I’m obsessed with this song,’ Kim admits in confession.
They walk up to the stage, as Chris, Lucas and Kim are all handed glasses of champagne, as Kim continues in confession that Shania is, ‘randomly in Vegas the same weekend, which is, like, madness. It’s meant to be.
They get closer to the stage as Shania tells Chris and Lukas to come even closer and get on stage as she breaks into the iconic chorus.
Kim admits in confession, ‘I just, I love giving surprises, and I love making people happy, and to see them in tears and so happy and so genuinely surprised, makes me so happy.’
Chris and Lukas wave Kim to come up on stage with them, as Lukas says, ‘I love you so much for this.’
Surprise: Kim admits in confession, ‘I just, I love giving surprises, and I love making people happy, and to see them in tears and so happy and so genuinely surprised, makes me so happy’
Shania finishes her smash hit song as they all applaud for the private show, as Shania says, ‘You guys are getting married today, and I feel so…’ as she’s interrupted by Chris giving her a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
‘I feel so privileged to be a part of your special day,’ Shania says, before calling for a group hug with Chris, Lukas and Kim.
Chris explains that he told Kim that You’re Still The One was his and Lukas’ song and he said Kim told them it was her song as well.
Kim explains to Shania, ‘When that song came out, I would blast it everywhere, all the time, and I said this will be my song with my forever person,’ as she looks into the camera and says, ‘So when that time comes, my forever person, this will be our song, I hope you like it.’
Shania tells them to have, ‘the best day ever’ and have ‘the best life ever together,’ as Lukas says, ‘This is the best moment of my life, also you are so hot,’ as Shania laughs.
Kim adds in confession, ‘Shania is so generous, like she just really took the time to make this night really special,’ while we se Shania posing for several photos with the couple and greeting their families.
‘I’m just so forever grateful, and one day, maybe you’ll sing this for me and for whoever loves this song with me,’ Kim says in confession.
As they’re leaving, Lukas says, ‘Oh my God, Kim, I f***ing love you, I cannot believe you did that,’ as Kim screams back at Shania, ‘Shania forever!’ Chris and Lukas scream, ‘Shania! We love you!’
So generous: Kim adds in confession, ‘Shania is so generous, like she just really took the time to make this night really special,’ while we se Shania posing for several photos with the couple and greeting their families
The episode cuts back to Los Angeles where Kendall meets up with Khloe and Kris, as Khloe carries her son Tatum.
Khloe also brings a bouquet of carrots, as Kendall says that was ‘so nice’ adding, ‘Khloe, I love you’ while giving her half-sister a hug.
‘So my baby horse was born. I think I have the most gorgeous baby, and I know everyone says that about their children but I really believe that I have the most gorgeous horse baby,’ Kendall says in confession, as they show images of the baby horse.
‘Is this not me? He has my legs… in horse form,’ as Kendall shows them a photo of her long-legged baby horse.
Kendall adds in confession, ‘I didn’t get to see the birth. It happened at 1 AM and I was asleep and I didn’t hear my phone ringing, so I’m kind of a bad mom for that, starting off really strong, but I met him a couple of hours after he was born, and what a beautiful thing to see, just like new life and a new little guy.’
Kris and Corey Gamble come over, Kris carrying a cake with one long candle to celebrate the horse birth.
Kris adds in confession, ‘I love to celebrate everything and I think it would be really special to celebrate Kendall’s new pony, but it’s so hard not to tell Khloe about this new hologram idea. I’m literally bursting at the seams. I just can’t wait to surprise her with this.’
Kris asks if she’s going to make a wish for her ‘fowl,’ as Kendall corrects her as it’s pronounced ‘foal’ before blowing out the sole candle.
Celebrate: Kris adds in confession, ‘I love to celebrate everything and I think it would be really special to celebrate Kendall’s new pony, but it’s so hard not to tell Khloe about this new hologram idea. I’m literally bursting at the seams. I just can’t wait to surprise her with this’
‘Guys, this is so silly and cute. Is this actually carrot cake? Because I want some,’ Kendall says, as Kris confirms that it is.
Khloe sets little Tatum down, as Kris says, Khloe, this is the spitting image of your dad and your brother, it’s freaking me out.’
‘Tatum? Tatum is Robert Kardashian Sr. He is my ex-husband, in baby form. Even his little mannerisms, his little smile, the way he looks at me. I look through those eyes and I see his little soul and I can just… yup, there he is. The DNA is real,’ Kris says in confession.
Kendall goes to a drawer and pulls out an icing spatula, as Kendall says, ‘Like is this the proper? I don’t want to use the wrong thing to cut.’
Kendall says, ‘Khloe don’t look at me like that,’ as Khloe says that’s what you use to ‘ice a cake’ when Kendall pulls out a plastic cake knife.
Khloe takes pics with Tatum sitting on grandma Kris’ lap but Khloe says Kris’ smile is, ‘so fake’ while Kendall has trouble cutting the cake, adding, ‘That was harder to cut than it should have been.’
Khloe jokes in confession, ‘Kenny, clearly the kitchen is not like your safe space. She’s not a good food cutter,’ as Kendall finally cuts a piece and starts eating it.
Kris tells Kendall that she had a dream about her having a baby, as Kendall asks, ‘With who?’
not clear: Kris tells Kendall that she had a dream about her having a baby, as Kendall asks, ‘With who?’
‘It wasn’t clear who it was with, it was just you had a baby,’ Kris says, asking if she’ll ever want to have a baby one day.
‘Of course. Three max. I’m cool with two, though. I just want my kid to for sure have a sibling, I know that,’ Kendall says to Kris.
Kris adds in confession, ‘I know we’re all different, but me personally, I would love to see Kendall have a baby, and she’d be such a good mommy.’
Kendall responds in confession, ‘I swear I got this, and I will give you a grandkid when the time is right and when it all makes sense perfectly.’
Kendall tells Kris and Corey, ‘I just think about my life and the freedom that I have right now and like the ease in just picking up and going somewhere, I just like that right now.’
Corey adds, ‘All that’s gonna change,’ as Kendall says, ‘Completely. Your whole life changes. But I’m also like not gonna do it with just anybody.’
She says she wants a wedding and adds, ‘I’m traditional in that sense.’
The episode cuts back to Las Vegas as they all arrive at the Little White Chapel, as Kim notices they have a ‘drive-thru,’ adding, ‘How convenient.’
Chapel: The episode cuts back to Las Vegas as they all arrive at the Little White Chapel, as Kim notices they have a ‘drive-thru,’ adding, ‘How convenient’
They all take photos in front of the chapel as Kim wonders if they can, ‘look up records here,’ referring to her first marriage 23 years ago.
‘All right guys, since I’m the minister, I’m going to welcome you all in to the Little White Chapel,’ she says, as they all applaud, as Kim adds they have a slot in about 20 minutes.
Kim adds in confession, ‘I just honestly haven’t had time to figure this out, otherwise I would have come up with something extremely clever.’
‘Guys, I have never done this before and I haven’t even rehearsed so they printed this out for me and I’m gonna wing it, because that is where the magic happen,’ Kim says at the chapel.
Chris’ mother walks him down the aisle, and meets Lukas, as Kim adds, ‘First of all, I’m so honored that you’re both trusting in me to do this. You both have such big hearts, and the advice that I can give you is always have each other’s backs.’
A producer asks Kim in confession if she still believes in love, and Kim says, ‘Of course. I’d be like The Grinch if I didn’t.’
Kim officiates the wedding and says in confession that, ‘falling in love is the most fun thing on the planet.’
Kim pronounces them both, ‘happily married’ as they all walk out of the chapel, adding in confession, ‘This was so much fun. Like, I married my first couple, we put so much love in the world. I’m so happy for them.’
No time: Kim adds in confession, ‘I just honestly haven’t had time to figure this out, otherwise I would have come up with something extremely clever’
Back in Los Angeles, Khloe is working out with her personal trainer Joel Bouraima, as Khloe says that Kim is coming.
Kim arrives and sees Joel, who says it’s their first time training together in 2023, he thinks, as Kim gives him a hug.
Kim adds in confession that she’s tired because she, ‘just got back from Vegas, and now I have a workout with Khloe and all she’s gonna do is torture me because I forgot to invite her.’
The show Joel put them both through their various workout regimens, as Khloe admits in confession, ‘What really stung was that she went to Usher. This is Kim’s payback, or she’s hungover and needs to work out, so think about this the next time.’
Khloe and Kim are both on the treadmills when Khloe asks about Vegas as Kim says, ‘Oh my God, it was so much fun. We got like a limo and like went to…’ as Khloe says, ‘So you’re just glossing over that you forgot about me.’
Kim retorts, ‘You’re just such a planner, you need like a week in advance, sometimes life is just like…’ as Khloe says, ‘Kimberly, you told me 30 minutes, or you were already on the plane, I think.’
Kim adds, ‘The group chat was going nuts. The group chat was like, ‘Usher is our thing!’
Khloe says in confession, ‘Everyone going to Usher the first time for her birthday that failed we’re all starting to chat like bullying her like, ‘F**k you, I can’t believe you did this without us. All of us are pissed and she’s like, ‘I didn’t know you guys would be upset about this.’
Got back: Kim adds in confession that she’s tired because she, ‘just got back from Vegas, and now I have a workout with Khloe and all she’s gonna do is torture me because I forgot to invite her’
So much fun: Khloe and Kim are both on the treadmills when Khloe asks about Vegas as Kim says, ‘Oh my God, it was so much fun. We got like a limo and like went to…’ as Khloe says, ‘So you’re just glossing over that you forgot about me’
Kim tells Khloe, ‘It was like… we have to go back. Like, we, like it was so fun. I’d go back,’ as Kim adds in confession, ‘I’m gonna get together the most fun group and we’re gonna go see Usher and Khloe is gonna leave the gates of Hidden Hills whether she likes it or not.’
Khloe’s daughter True is in the gym playing with a basketball, as Kim asks True, ‘What are the chances we can get Koko to leave Hidden Hills?’
True doesn’t respond but Kim adds, ‘BTG Kokes. That’s your nickname. Behind The Gates Kokes. She doesn’t leave. We think her car dies when she leaves the gates. I think she thinks that it’s like an electric car that just turns off as soon as you’re out of Hidden Hills.’
Khloe jokes that she’s like a dog with an electric collar that gets ‘shocked’ when it goes past the fence, when she leaves Hidden Hills.
Khloe adds in confession, ‘All of her friends from her birthday trip, all of us are dying to go. But I have a lot going on. I don’t know if I can take just another trip right now.’
As they’re wrapping up their workout, Kim says she’s going to need to know ASAP if she wants to leave the gates and go to Usher.
The episode cuts to Khloe’s’ house, as she enters with Howie Mandel and they find a Proto hologram box (which retails for around $65K).
‘She’s gonna die,’ Kris says, as Howie adds, ‘Well, hopefully, of happiness, because we bring her mother to her every waking minute of her life, every place she goes.’
Back: Kim tells Khloe, ‘It was like… we have to go back. Like, we, like it was so fun. I’d go back,’ as Kim adds in confession, ‘I’m gonna get together the most fun group and we’re gonna go see Usher and Khloe is gonna leave the gates of Hidden Hills whether she likes it or not’
‘We’re setting up this amazing hologram. She’s at a photoshoot that I’m actually supposed to be at but she, you know, thinks I skipped town or something, I don’t know,’ Kris says in confession.
They head across town as Khloe is in the photoshoot, revealing in confession, ‘I am at a photoshoot with the Morelli brothers, who I was introduced to through my mother.’
Kris explains to Howie that, ‘she’s doing a cover shot for L’Officiel magazine, which I set up, and she’s probably wondering why I’m not there right now. I know she’s cussing me out in her mind.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘We just had a talk that I wanted her to be a little more hands-on with my business stuff, so for her to not be here, it’s a tad disappointing.’
Howie reveals to Kris, ‘This is like a surprise party. It’s an ultimate surprise party, because when you throw somebody a surprise party, you want to make the person you love think that nobody cares, nobody even remembers, and then the door opens… so now when she gets home…,’ as Kris finishes, ‘I’m gonna be everywhere.’
They go back to Kris’ house to show her where she’ll be broadcasting herself from,’ as Kris tells the camera, ‘I’m so excited. I think all the trouble that we’ve all gone through to make Khloe feel seen and that I want to be there, I don’t want to disappoint anybody, I want to be a good manager and never let anybody down. We’ll see how this turns out. I don’t think Khloe likes surprises.’
Howie breaks down everything for her as Kris is told that Khloe is five minutes away.
‘Khloe is very specific and particular about the way she keeps her house, so the fact that I’m there with this crew and Howie Mandel, I hope she takes it well. I don’t know how she’s gonna react.’
Photoshoot: They head across town as Khloe is in the photoshoot, revealing in confession, ‘I am at a photoshoot with the Morelli brothers, who I was introduced to through my mother
Khloe pulls up and sees a camera crew and says, ‘What the f**k is happening? Why are you guys here?’
She says she’s worried as they say they have to follow her inside, adding she has to go in the front door.
Khloe gets out of her car and is handed a mic pack, bemoaning that she’s the worst with surprises, adding, ‘I don’t wanna go inside now, God.’
Khloe admits in confession, ‘I don’t like surprises. I’m such a control freak, it’s nuts. This doesn’t work well with my anxiety and I don’t have any beta blockers on me.’
Khloe finally walks in and gasps, asking, ‘What the f**k is happening,’ as she walks in and says, ‘Am I supposed to do something?’
Khloe says, ‘Hi Khloe, welcome home,’ as Khloe gasps, asking, ‘Is she really talking to me?’ Kris says for her to come closer.
A freaked-out Khloe slowly comes closer and asks, ‘Is she in that thing?’ and while Kris keeps talking, Khloe wonders if something is going to jump out at her.
Kris says she loves the blonde hair but Khloe says, ‘This is really weird’ as she touches the box and it freezes, but she hears Kris’ voice in another room.
Kris: Khloe says, ‘Hi Khloe, welcome home,’ as Khloe gasps, asking, ‘Is she really talking to me?’ Kris says for her to come closer
She investigates and finds a much smaller Proto box on a counter, as Kris asks if she wants to have dinner.
Kris adds in confession, ‘It makes me really happy that she’s so confused, adding to Khloe, ‘I can be two places at the same time. I can be three places at the same time! I can be with you wherever you go.’
‘You know you’ve said lately that I was a little stretched on time and I really want to make you proud of me and I never want to disappoint you or let you down. So I have figured out a way to be in two places at the same time and I think that was your biggest complaint. Are you excited?’
Khloe responds, ‘I’m just confused. Are you standing somewhere at your house, talking to me, instead of just being here? Where are you currently?’
‘I’m everywhere. I’m anywhere you want me to be,’ Kris says, as Khloe asks if she can see her and she says she can.
Kris asks Khloe to hold up any number of fingers and she’ll tell her how many, as Khloe flips her the middle finger as Kris laughs and says, ‘One.’
Khloe walks to her bedroom and finds another smaller Proto box, as Kris says, ‘Too much? Is it too much?’
Khloe says, ‘No, it’s great,’ but Khloe just turns the machine off, as Khloe adds, ‘It’s so cute that my mom is trying to make me feel that she heard our argument, because normally she’ll just always say she has to go and ignores everything I said, so at least i know she was listening and she hears me and she got really high-tech.’
Everywhere: ‘I’m everywhere. I’m anywhere you want me to be,’ Kris says, as Khloe asks if she can see her and she says she can
Kris walks over and says she’s just a ‘hologram away’ for the rest of her life, adding she could have been with her at the photoshoot but they were setting it up.
Khloe admits in confession, ‘This definitely doesn’t solve the deeper issue between me and my mom, but at this point, I don’t even care anymore,’ as they show her daughter True checking out the new tech.
‘I love that we are laughing and that she just thinks this is like the funniest thing on the planet, so I just want us to laugh together and have fun.’
The episode cuts back to an airfield where Kim and all of her friends from the original birthday trip to Vegas reuniting.
Kim adds in confession, ‘On my group chat, everyone was really upset that I cheated on them and went without them. Usher was our thing, so I went, you know what guys, Usher is our thing.’
Back on the plane, Kim worries about missing the concert since it starts at 9 and they’re leaving at 8 and it’s a 45-minute flight.
Khloe made the trip, adding in confession, ‘I decided to go to Vegas. You know, I do want to be a little bit more spontaneous, but I do still need a 24-hour window of notification, a full itinerary, but other than that, I will be spontaneous.’
‘We are gonna go see Usher and we are so excited. It is such a good show and I can’t wait for them to experience it,’ Kim says in confession, as we see them heading to the arena.
Hologram away: Kris walks over and says she’s just a ‘hologram away’ for the rest of her life, adding she could have been with her at the photoshoot but they were setting it up
‘I am beyond excited for so many reasons. One, mama needs a night out without any kids. Two, a little alcohol sounds divine. Three, I completely forgot that Kimora (Lee Simons) was in an Usher video, so we’re gonna party,’ Khloe says in confession.
Kim jokes to Kimora that, ‘Khloe has not left the house in 10 years, so I’ll have a drink if Khloe will.’
They say they have nothing to do tomorrow, but Kim says, ‘Well, I do. I have a spray tan at 1 AM’ as Kim takes a drink with her sister and friends.
Kim adds in confession, ‘Honestly, I didn’t even have time for this trip. I have a spray tan at 1 AM. I have to be home to get my spray tan.’
The show begins as they all get up and start dancing at their private tables.
‘We are all having such a good time at this concert. Kim, who rarely drinks, is on the drinking train tonight, and she’s having a ball, we all are. We’re dancing, we are being serenaded by Usher, this is the time to be a slob kabob in Vegas, and then back home to reality.’
Kim says in confession, ‘Khloe thinks that it’s her job just to make everyone happy, and she takes care of so many people, that I feel like it’s my job to make Khloe happy.
They meet Usher backstage as he gives Khloe a hug while Kim says, ‘That was so good,’ adding in confession, ‘So it makes me so happy that I made her happy and that she’s having a good time.’
They’re all talking with Usher who says, ‘So you guys ain’t hanging?’ as Khloe admits, ‘Kimberly needs a spray tan.’
Kim admits she has a spray tan in 45 minutes, as Usher says, ‘Oh, so you’re gonna ditch me for a spray tan?’
When Kim says yes, Usher says, ‘Oh really? OK, cool,’ as he gives her a hug and poses for pics with the group as Usher says, ‘Enjoy that tan,’ as they leave.
‘My sister has to get a spray tan at 1:30 in the morning,’ Khloe is heard saying as they head back to their vehicle, as the episode comes to an end.
The preview for next week’s episode shows Khloe chatting with Tristan, who claims he has owned up to his mistakes, as he chats with every sibling individual.
Meanwhile they’re getting ready for the Met as Kris tells Kim that she’s going to ‘burn out’ as Kourtney reveals she’s pregnant and she’s doing the gender reveal the next day.
