Kelly Ripas Secret Signal for No Sex

'It's like you!' the 55-year-old Jersey Girl exclaimed, collapsing in laughter

Ripa dramatically turned away from Consuelos and told the audience: 'He hears the retainer pop in, it's like a chastity belt'

And the petite perky presenter isn't alone as she previously revealed the Scream 7 actor wears nasal strips when he sleeps, so she has zero interest in morning kissing and sex

'I said to him, "Here's the thing. There needs to be a yin and a yang here. It can't always be your way because it feels like 90 percent of the time it's your way,"' Ripa told the Not Skinny But Not Fat podcast on July 15. 'And now that we work together every day, it's gonna have to sometimes be my way, and my way's at night only'

The Daytime Emmy Award-winning hosts' 23-year-old son Joaquin (pictured March 11) is making his Broadway debut as the younger version of Biff (Christopher Abbott) in Death of a Salesman, which runs April 9-August 9 at the Winter Garden Theatre

It was a 30-year journey for Nathan Lane to finally take on the iconic role of Willy Loman opposite Laurie Metcalf and Ben Ahlers in director Joe Mantello's revival of Arthur Miller's Pulitzer Prize-winning 1949 drama

Speaking of Broadway, Consuelos (R, pictured March 27) is busy making his own debut as Maurice Duclos opposite Rose Byrne (3-L) in the Noël Coward 1928-set comedy Fallen Angels, which officially runs April 19-June 7 at the Todd Haimes Theatre

The empty nesters' 24-year-old daughter Lola lives in London and released her debut EP Sorry, It's All About Me on December 4 after graduating from NYU's Clive Davis Institute of Recorded Music in 2023 (pictured March 1)

Last year, Ripa and Consuelos' 28-year-old son Michael (L, pictured February 20) acted in their Audible Original podcast series Summer Breeze, and the NYU grad also worked as an associate producer on Bravo reality show The Real Housewives of Potomac

The inseparable presenters - who share a $27 million Upper East Side townhouse - will impressively celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary on May 1 (pictured December 25)

Ripa and Consuelos originally met at a gym in 1995 (pictured) before playing onscreen lovers Hayley and Mateo on the ABC soap opera All My Children, and they eloped one year later