James Bond’s most shocking one-liners from X-rated innuendoes to cringeworthy quips – as 007 fans spark fury after iconic spy’s ‘creative control’ is handed over to Amazon

James Bond is as much known for X-rated double entendres as his shaken not stirred martinis and array of gadgets.

Since the franchise first launched 62-years ago and over the course of 27 movies, 007 has left fans both delighted and at times cringing with his racy quips. 

From raunchy rendezvous with buxom beauties to wicked one liners as he faces off against villains, the spy is never short of something to say. 

But now all that could be about to change after it was revealed the super spy’s ‘creative control’ had been handed over to Amazon. 

The franchise will no longer be in the hands of longtime producers Barbara Brocolli and Michael G Wilson, the daughter and stepson of Albert ‘Cubby’ Broccoli who launched the British spy franchise in 1962.

Here MailOnline takes a look at James Bond’s most shocking one-liners…. 

Attempting re-entry – Moonraker – 1979

One very memorable moment came when 007’s gravity defying love making, while orbiting the earth on a rocket, was inadvertently patched through to MI6 and NASA.

The spy, played by Roger Moore, celebrated saving the day by smooching astronaut Dr. Holly Goodhead (Lois Chiles) leaving his superiors horrified. 

As the couple floated mid air wrapped in a sheet their video link was transmitted back to earth, with the spy’s boss crying out: ‘My god, what’s Bond doing?’. 

To which pal Q (Desmond Llewelyn), who provided the secret agent with his many gadgets,  saucily replied: ‘I think he’s attempting re-entry Sir’. 

Homoerotic tension – Skyfall – 2012

It all starts in typically inauspicious fashion, with the secret agent – played on this occasion by Daniel Craig – tied to a chair after being captured by MI5 turncoat Raoul Silva (Javier Bardem).

But instead of torture, Bond is surprisingly tantalised as Raoul Silva – played by Spanish actor Javier Bardem – caresses his exposed chest and rubs his inner-thighs, an unexpected move that appears to hint at a past same-sex encounter. 

‘You’re trying to remember your training now. What’s the regulation to cover this? Well, first time for everything I guess,’ Silva gently goads as the helpless Bond watches his hands move across his captive body.  

‘What makes you think this is my first time?’ Bond replies, surprising his adversary. 

Celebrating Christmas –  The World Is Not Enough – 1999

Bond’s double double entendres were back in full force when Pierce Brosnan took on the role in 1995.

In his third outing as the spy he teamed up with leggy nuclear physicist Dr Christmas Jones (Denise Richards) to save the world from destruction. 

The pair chose to celebrate by hopping into bed where the hunk said: ‘I was wrong about you’.

Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?

James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

Chinese relations – You Only Live Twice – 1967 

Bond, played Sean Connery, is back in the bedroom and making love to a Chinese woman named Ling (Tsai Chin) before spouting a cringeworthy quip. 

Turning to her he asked: ‘Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?’.

To which she replied: ‘You think we better, huh?’.  

He responded: ‘No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both’.

Before Ling very cheekily said: ‘ Darling, I give you very best duck’.

Keeping his end up – The Spy Who Loved Me – 1977

Insatiable Bond was at it again and celebrated stopping the start of World War Three by stripping off with KGB spy Anya Amasova (Barbara Bach) and making love in a floating escape pod. 

After the pair flee the villain’s hideout and escaping both Jaws (Richard Kiel) and an actual shark, they decide to embark on a bit of nookie.

However the escape pod makes it’s way to MI6’s ship, where Bond’s bosses once again catch him in a very compromising position.

M (Bernard Lee) asked furiously: ‘Bond what do you think you are doing?’.

To which 007 quipped: ‘Keeping the British end up sir’. 

Raunchy ride –  View to A Kill – 1985

Bond, in Roger Moore’s final perfomance, enjoys some cheeky flirting with villainous vixen Jenny Flex (Alison Doody) while touring stables in a French château.

As the sexual tension simmered between the pair, he suggested the equestrian ‘spent quite a lot of time in the saddle’.

To which she said, smirking: ‘Yes, I love an early morning ride.’

Before Bond no doubt left viewers in hysterics when he replied: ‘Well, I’m an early riser myself.’ 

Flirty fencing – Die Another Day – 2002

Madonna slipped into ski-tight leather to take on the role of flirty fencing instructor Verity in Piers’ final outing as 007.

The queen of pop’s character seemingly has a secret past with the super spy and they clash swords in a very saucy scene.

She tells him: ‘I see you handle your weapon well’.

Only for Bond to reply with a grin : ‘I have been known to keep my tip up’.

Plenty of cleavage –  Diamonds Are Forever – 1971

Sean Connery was paid a whopping £1M to return to the role of 007 after George Lazenby’s stint failed to impress fans. 

As the hysterically named Plenty O’Toole (Lana Wood) introduces herself: ‘Lana Wood’ Bond smirks: ‘Of course you are’.

Beaming she then informs him that her surname is O’Toole, only for 007 to muse: ‘Named after your Father perhaps?’. 

Following news that Amazon had fully purchased the rights to 007 fans took to social media to share their fears of Bond going the way of other iconic.

In 2012, Disney acquired Star Wars owner LucasFilm for £3.2billion and have since launched a raft of new origins movies, series, and animated spin-offs.

It will open the door to much-loved Bond characters could get their own series like Q, the quartermaster of MI6 who furnishes 007 with his gadgets, Moneypenny, Bond’s secretary, and M, the head of MI6 and Bond’s boss.

One user in mourning for 007 made his feelings clear: ‘RIP James Bond. Amazon will destroy a great franchise, like Disney have destroyed Star Wars.’

Another X user, Mike Beauvais, suggested that the Amazon takeover would lead to a loss in quality control and an endless stream of sequels.

He wrote: ‘We used to get a (generally) good James Bond movie, but that’s out of the window now.

‘Get ready for Young Q and 00 Origins: Trevelyan and other unwatchable Amazon Prime slop going forward.’

A third X user, Joe Russo, said: ‘It’s kinda sad to see the last family-owned movie franchise handed over to the suits, and I’m sure Amazon MGM is salivating, BUT…

‘DON’T cinematic universe James Bond. It is one of our last, great theatrical events. Don’t dilute that with a plethora of streaming spin-offs.’