They’re both happily married women with three young children, who both attended £58,290-a-year Downe House before bonding in early adulthood while training for The Sisterhood – an all-female crew which rowed a dragon boat across the Channel in record time.
But whereas today the Princess of Wales is assured of adoring glances from fellow parents at any school which her children may attend, Emma Sayle inspires rather less adulatory emotions – as the 47-year-old has candidly acknowledged.
Indeed, Emma declares that these days she’s subjected to ‘bullying’ by those who are affronted by the fact that she combines running a company which boasts of ‘leading the sex club scene’ with chairing the parent teacher association at her children’s primary school.
‘I was roped in during lockdown,’ says Emma, adding that it was a ‘drunken decision’.

The Princess of Wales and Emma Sayle in 2007

Kate and Emma training for ‘The Sisterhood Challenge’ on the Thames in 2007
‘I thought, “They’re never going to let me – it’s a Church of England primary school” and “I’ll last a year”.’ In fact, Emma has notched up five years – but not without controversy. Last week she told the podcast On A Mission that ‘only yesterday in the hairdresser’s’ she was berated by a fellow parent.
‘She was saying, “This group of Year Six mums are up in arms about you being the chair of the PTA. You should never [have been] allowed and they can’t believe you’ve been allowed to be for this long, because it’s a Church of England school”.’
Emma categorises this as ‘proper bullying’ – but adds that she has learned to laugh about it.
Perhaps she should invite fellow parents to subscribe to one of her company Killing Kittens’ online workshops – ‘Tantric Massage’, perhaps, or ‘The Art of Spanking?’
Making conversation at a dinner hosted by How To Look Good Naked’s Gok Wan sounds challenging. ‘Throwing a dinner party is up there in my top three [favourite] things in life,’ gushes the presenter, 50. ‘I genuinely adore it. Mine are extravagant. The table-dress has to be perfect. What type of crockery shall I use? How am I going to take [guests] on a food journey? I’ll even have a list of things I want us all to talk about. It’s so controlling!’
- This is not a shaggy dog story, but comedian Jack Dee claims his long-haired Chihuahua, Dolly, knows how to use the TV remote control to find her favourite programmes. ‘You’ll probably think I’m making this up, but we left Dolly to go out for an hour or two. Left her on the sofa with the telly on. We always find something nice and calm for her to watch – that was on BBC2. When we came back she was watching Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly on Channel 5. And she had the remote next to her. She obviously got her little paws on it. She’d been watching us change channels.’
Folk rock star Richard Thompson was the guitarist of Fairport Convention. Now his wife, fellow musician Zara Phillips, hopes to strike a chord with MPs over a historic injustice.
She will lead the Forced Adoption Apology Protest in Westminster on July 16 and wants the Government to say sorry to mothers such as hers who had to give up babies between the 1940s and 1980s. ‘Their only crime was that they weren’t married,’ she tells me.
- Marco Pierre White once kicked 54 people out of his restaurant in one night – and made Gordon Ramsay cry. But things can get even more heated in The River Cafe’s kitchen. Lady (Ruthie) Rogers, 76, who owns the fashionable west London eatery, reveals: ‘I once had to fire somebody. He behaved so badly, he actually harmed somebody.’ Speaking on her podcast, Ruthie’s Table 4, she adds: ‘He’s a great guy, but he had a breakdown. I called him up the next morning and said, “You gotta come and see me”. I sat down and said, “What you did last night was crazy. What would you do if you were me?” He said, “I’d fire me.” I said, “OK, you’re fired,” and that was it.’