Lindy Klim, 46, roasted for chaotic $3,000 mini dress try-on: ‘I’m too old’

Lindy Klim has been roasted after she shared a clip of herself trying to fit into a bizarre frou frou mini dress on Monday. 

In the footage, the 46-year-old struggled with the $3,000 Toni Maticevski statement frock as she did her best to channel Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City. 

The influencer expressed her frustration as she clipped her back with the zip and struggled to put her heels on. 

‘I’m too old, I can’t even bend over anymore,’ she could be heard saying in the video while wrestling with the back zip as the iconic SATC theme song played in the background.

Fans were treated to every frustrated grunt and giggle, and at one point Lindy revealed she had ‘cut’ herself after her finger was caught in the zip. 

‘Now I’ve got a hot sweat,’ she then admitted, before throwing on a denim jacket and declaring: ‘This is definitely Sarah Jessica Parker vibes.’ 

Lindy Klim has been roasted after she shared a clip of herself trying to fit into a bizarre frou frou mini dress on Monday

Lindy Klim has been roasted after she shared a clip of herself trying to fit into a bizarre frou frou mini dress on Monday 

Lindy then likened herself to a ‘cream puff’ and wondered aloud if pink was really her colour.

Several of her followers quickly took to the comment section to roast her.

‘Oh my God! Sarah Jessica Parker!’ joked Lindy’s teenage daughter Stella.

‘This look!!!’ added Nadia Bartel, while Melbourne socialite Chris Kontos said: ‘LOL Dead.’

It comes after Lindy raised eyebrows in July when she made a shock confession about her living conditions, revealing that she knew a thing or two about ‘slumming it’ and that she was ‘super broke’ following her marriage breakdown.

The former wife of Olympic swimmer Michael Klim and, later, British property developer Adam Ellis seemed to enjoy a charmed expat life at her villa in Uluwatu.

When she wasn’t flaunting a designer wardrobe, she was promoting her business venture Fig Femme – a vulva sheet mask that was once quite popular in the feminine hygiene ‘wellness’ space.

But as her relationship with Adam crumbled in Bali, so did her intimate skincare brand.

In the footage, the 46-year-old struggled with the $3,000 Toni Maticevski statement frock as she did her best to channel Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City

In the footage, the 46-year-old struggled with the $3,000 Toni Maticevski statement frock as she did her best to channel Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City 

Lindy moved back to Melbourne from Bali in October last year after her split with Adam.

Taking to social media, the Balinese beauty revealed her family had been eating their meals off a cardboard box.

She shared one photo that depicted an open-plan living and dining space that offered an enviable view of the Melbourne skyline.

Taking pride of place in the image was a stylish circular dining table with a thick, burgundy base, with four matching chairs surrounding it.

Captioning the image, Lindy revealed the table was a recent addition to the household.

‘I’m so proud of myself,’ she wrote. ‘I’ve finally bought a dining table and chairs.’

‘We have literally been eating off a cardboard box on the floor for months,’ she added.

Lindy shared a second photo that showed evidence of her low-key dining set-up.

The influencer expressed her frustration as she clipped her back with the zip and struggled to put her heels on

The influencer expressed her frustration as she clipped her back with the zip and struggled to put her heels on 

Meanwhile, her business Fig Femme has been named in insolvency proceedings in the Victorian Supreme Court, with a winding-up application filed in May 2025.

While the business is still officially listed as active, court records show creditors sought to have the company liquidated in 2024 and again in 2025.

The brand has not posted on its social media pages since February this year, and the official online store is inactive.

Its products are also no longer being sold on Kourtney Kardashian’s POOSH website.

Lindy had launched the range of vaginal care products back in 2020, billing it, delicately, as ‘skincare for down there’.

Products included a ‘Refresh Daily Wash’ for your intimate parts and the ‘Revive Hydrating Mist’ for eliminating odour-causing bacteria.

There was also the ‘Restore Mask’ – a luxurious sheet mask for the vulva.

In 2021, she celebrated a business milestone after Fig Femme was tapped by POOSH, becoming the first Australian label to be featured on the website.

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