Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Christmas: $400 Vibrator & $1.2K S&M Advent Calendar

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Christmas: 0 Vibrator & .2K S&M Advent Calendar

Gwyneth Paltrow is turning up the heat with Goop’s latest annual Christmas gift guide, famed for its jaw-dropping and provocative selections.

The Pleasure-Seeker’s Gift Guide, part of Goop’s annual holiday lineup, is as over-the-top as ever, spotlighting a $400 vibrator, sensual oils and even ‘mushroom chocolates spiked with botanicals and adaptogens meant to support intimacy and pleasure.’

Among the steamy offerings is a $1,285 ‘naughty’ advent calendar stocked with a red silk blindfold, 20 feet of black French bondage rope, gold-plated handcuffs and restraint tape.

Other racy highlights include Coco de Mer’s Pure Delight Orgasm Balm ($40), which promises to ‘heighten sensation and encourage blood flow for increased pleasure,’ and a self-heating G-spot vibrator ($95) designed to bring a whole new level of warmth to the holidays.

Goop’s lineup features nine vibrators in total, including the Heartthrob Vibrator ($98), described as offering ‘a mix of vibrational patterns and intensities for broad or targeted sensations,’ and the high-tech vFit Gold ($395), which uses red light, vibration, and gentle warmth ‘to promote pelvic floor muscle tone and sexual function.’

Couples aren’t left out either – Dame’s new vibrating ring ($75) provides ‘continuous stimulation,’ while the compact Liberty 2 ($109) is said to mimic the feeling of good oral sex.

Gwyneth Paltrow is turning up the heat with Goop's latest annual Christmas gift guide, famed for its jaw-dropping and provocative selections; seen in 2023

Gwyneth Paltrow is turning up the heat with Goop’s latest annual Christmas gift guide, famed for its jaw-dropping and provocative selections; seen in 2023

And, true to Goop form, the guide also includes plenty of eyebrow-raising luxuries for those less interested in bedroom toys – from a $1,400 ashtray to a handmade tic-tac-toe set crafted from Volterra alabaster and canaletto walnut, priced at $1,568. 

The high-end wishlist doesn’t stop there. 

Goop’s gift guide also features a Hermès Multi Togo Kelly Bag, 32cm ($16,500), a stay at Villa La Guettière in France (starting at 74,575 a night), a $23,500 mink jacket and an Odyssey Pro Telescope ($4,499) for those seeking an out-of-this-world gift.

Rounding out the lavish lineup are Petite Amis de la Perle Earrings ($1,050), a striped cashmere blanket priced at $3,995, a Vespa Primavera RED ($5,799) and even a leather-bound pillbox ($450) for storing your daily supplements in style. 

For those shopping for the men in their lives, Goop’s Men’s Gift Guide is equally extravagant – offering the Porsche Ice Driving Experience in the Bavarian Alps (20,959), the Babyfoot Campana Louis Vuitton table (approximately $72,500) and the Ernest Hemingwrite Smart Typewriter ($1,099). 

For wellness enthusiasts, there’s also Sunlighten’s luxury infrared sauna (price upon request). 

Among the most racy and bizarre are The Untamed Heart: The Relationship Course ($499), a squishable sex pillow ($195), Sex Oil ($55), a Pelvic Clock Exercise Device ($84) and even a $700 teapot from Ginori’s Oriente Italiano collection. 

Every year, Goop’s Christmas gift guide causes quite a buzz online. 

The Pleasure-Seeker's Gift Guide, part of Goop's annual holiday lineup, is as over-the-top as ever, spotlighting a $400 vibrator (seen above), sex oils and sensual mushroom chocolates

The Pleasure-Seeker’s Gift Guide, part of Goop’s annual holiday lineup, is as over-the-top as ever, spotlighting a $400 vibrator (seen above), sex oils and sensual mushroom chocolates

Among the steamy offerings is a $1,285 'naughty' advent calendar stocked with a red silk blindfold, 20 feet of black French bondage rope, gold-plated handcuffs and restraint tape

Among the steamy offerings is a $1,285 ‘naughty’ advent calendar stocked with a red silk blindfold, 20 feet of black French bondage rope, gold-plated handcuffs and restraint tape

Goop's lineup features nine vibrators in total, including the Heartthrob Vibrator ($98), which offers 'a mix of vibrational patterns and intensities for broad or targeted sensations'

Goop’s lineup features nine vibrators in total, including the Heartthrob Vibrator ($98), which offers ‘a mix of vibrational patterns and intensities for broad or targeted sensations’

Other racy highlights include Coco de Mer's Pure Delight Orgasm Balm ($40), which promises to 'heighten sensation and encourage blood flow for increased pleasure'

Other racy highlights include Coco de Mer’s Pure Delight Orgasm Balm ($40), which promises to ‘heighten sensation and encourage blood flow for increased pleasure’

Last year, people went wild over her recommendations for  Russian Osetra Caviar, which is $630 for 125 grams, and a 24-karat gold bullet vibrator ring.

Despite the guide’s reputation for ‘ridiculous’ price points and eccentric indulgences, Goop also offers an Under-$100 section for more attainable picks.

This year’s list includes a $39 Moon Calendar 2026, a ‘Please Leave by 9’ Pillow ($82), a $50 Bottle Opener, $26.95 Mouth Tape, $49 Women’s Cashmere Socks, ‘The Martini’ Emotional Detox Bath Soak ($40), a Hot Fudge Trio ($40), OG Hot Girl Squeezable Chili Oil ($12) and a Pasta Water Candle ($70).

Among the most racy and bizarre are The Untamed Heart: The Relationship Course ($499), a squishable sex pillow ($195), Sex Oil ($55), a Pelvic Clock Exercise Device ($84)  and even a $700 teapot from Ginori’s Oriente Italiano collection.

Goop's gift guide also features a $23,500 mink jacket

Goop’s gift guide also features a $23,500 mink jacket

The Goop team also recommends a Hermès Multi Togo Kelly Bag, 32cm ($16,500)

The Goop team also recommends a Hermès Multi Togo Kelly Bag, 32cm ($16,500)

Among the most racy and bizarre are The Untamed Heart: The Relationship Course ($499), a squishable sex pillow ($195), Sex Oil ($55) and a Pelvic Clock Exercise Device ($84)

Among the most racy and bizarre are The Untamed Heart: The Relationship Course ($499), a squishable sex pillow ($195), Sex Oil ($55) and a Pelvic Clock Exercise Device ($84)

Goop's gift guide also features an Odyssey Pro Telescope ($4,499) for those seeking an out-of-this-world gift

Goop’s gift guide also features an Odyssey Pro Telescope ($4,499) for those seeking an out-of-this-world gift

Past eccentric products have included a $30,000 sex chair, a $1,200 picture book about watches, bowl and a $450 gold-handled razor. 

In 2023, Paltrow and the Goop team recommended a $400 block of Parmesan cheese, a $14,500 artisanal backgammon set, and a $15,000 gold-plated vibrator. 

A year prior, the gift guide featured a $300,000 trip to New Zealand and neon-colored toilet paper for $18. 

The lists are released annually at the end of October, typically just days before Halloween.  

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